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Hello, my names Christopher and I'm from the UK. More specifically, London. I've recently started writing the occasional game related tale in an attempt to find a way out of the world of retail. Bouncing from job to job as I do isn't very nice. Gaming is the only real passion that I have, so here I am.

I play pretty much anything I can get my hands on, from World of Warcraft to Call of Duty. I despise people who pigeon hole people by the games they play. My favorite game of all time is probably Command and Conquer or Grand Theft Auto 1. Either of these simply because they were some of the first games I spent enough time on to finish. I played a lot of Mega Drive and occasionally SNES round friends houses. I wouldn't say I have a massive love for 'retro' games but the memories they left me are fantastic.

I also work freelance for The, it's a small gaming website with some really nice people writing and commenting on various topics. Check it out if you want, or not, entirely up to you.

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