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Dear Internet.

I'm ZoNe-SiNisTeR, gamer by choice, ever since my daddy bought his Nintendo Entertainment System when I was at the age of not a lot years old. He used to reward my brother and I with NES cartriges when we kept good grades. I even have Kirby's Adventure twice, both in french and english, which I use to learn Shakespeare's language.

I'm a french canadian from Saguenay, 500 kilometers north of Montréal, and I buy most of my things in english, because original versions are better than dubbed one... especially with L.A Noire, french translations are awful, and you can't skip them!

The only reason I enjoy writing blog post here is because I like to write and practice my english writing skills, and believe me, I'm a lot better than I used to. It doesn't matter to me if people reads what I write or not, I won't be harassing people or bug them to read what I write, but if people do read and feels like commenting, I'll be happy to participate, discuss or defend my theories and opinions.

List of systems I own (or My brother and I own)

-NES (two)
-WII (collecting dust in the living room.)
-XBOX 360

I'm good at shooting games, RTS and RPG (thinking of it, can you suck at RPG games???) I can hold my own in MMOs, fighting games(Tekken 6 and MK9) and rhythm games. And I bowl 224 pins in average, IRL. I can barely do 150 pins in wii bowling... Really!

Sincerly yours,
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The site said "all it need now is a noob"

I've played the game a lot, been here, done that. I think I played every single mode there is on this game at least 10 times. And I hate grenade launchers.

I understand we need 20 kills to get the masterkey shotgun under the barrel, but enough is enough! That thing can rip you apart in normal games. It is so powerful that some people it as their main weapon, with the scavenger perk. This is ridiculous, how in hell can a firearm accessory become more important than the main weapon!

I've seen people going 50 and 2 with only the grenade launcher. How can they be proud of that! I use the tube only for the challenges, and I feel dirty and coward. Where is the feeling that you owned the guy with bullets!

Oh and they give you the danger close perk which make the tube even more powerful. The same thing, twice the shit.

Hardcore players get killed at the start of the round if the fucker can shoot at the right place, and usually they do.

I have a dream. A dream of noob and skilled player like me sitting at the same table of friendship and prosperity.
I have a dream. A dream of fun games without grenades launchers, because quite frankly they don't belong in online games.

I hate grenade launchers.

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