This will be my entry into the Contest to win the Comic Con swag offered up by aborto.



First up is the main man and vigilante of the team, Rorschach from the Watchmen graphic novel. I chose him as he is an excellent improviser and in any situation can think on his feet as well as being extremely strong and clever.

Rorschach doesn't carry weapons but due to his technical abilities he can conjure up pain in many forms. He fights dirty, just like the city he protects and I like that in a fighter. Add in the fact he's tactically brilliant not just in fights but in general and you would have one heck of a brawl if you were against him.

This man can handle multiple foes at a time and can deal with them swiftly and brutally, as shown if you've read the novel, played the game or watched the film. I do not want to be around when he dishes out the pain whether it be with just his fists, or his flipping pepper shaker.



Second in my line up is Fei Long, the tongue-in-cheek character from Street Fighter. As a mock up of Bruce Lee, but wielding great power in the right hands *cough* moi *cough* , Fei Long is a great adversary. He has the same attributes of Bruce Lee physically, aesthetically and mentally. He is not a superhero, he is an ordinary human trained to the peak of physical form.

Everyone reckons Chuck Norris is the strongest, most bad ass mother fucker on the planet. I don't think you'd be saying that so much after watching Way of the Dragon my friend, and considering Fei Long IS Bruce Lee (y'all just don't know he's back and funnier than ever), that makes him thee baddest mofocker here ladies and gentlemen. Now get on your knees!



This guy will snap your neck...upside down. How about that for a slice of fried gold?

I present to you, Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell's deadly lead character.

Sam would be great in pretty much any situation. He's great with any weapon, be it his great big, fat, meaty p---err knife, or his sniper-come-assault rifle, so you know he'll be good with it. He can either be the long range character, sitting at the back, dispensing his med kits, sniping people, or he can be up close and personal with his CQC (Close Quarters Combat) skills, laying the smackdown, holding people hostage or just breaking some poor guys and gals necks, poor sods.

Non of this stupid emo crap, whining about being a bit wet, not working for anybody but himself, using car mirrors for spying equipment. Oh no no, I'm talking the real deal boi. Modern Warfare 2 Night Vision Goggles, eat your heart out!


This is Sam Fisher, and he's outside your door aborto, coming to get that swag for me!

So that's my three man line up, Rorschach, Fei Long and Sam Fisher. I just noticed as well, that all these characters are great improvisers.

Hope you enjoyed the read :]