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Top 5 games
1: Mass Effect (Series)
2: Dragon Age: Origins
3: Harvest Moon 64
4: Halo (series)
5: Persona (series)
Top 5 movies
1: V for Vendetta
2: Fight Club
3: WANTED
4: Pirates of the Caribbean (series)
5: 007 (series)
Top 5 TV shows
1: Dexter
2: Stargate (all of them)
3: Burn Notice
4: Law and order (all but CI)
5: South Park
Top 5 Bands
1: Rise Against
2: MUSE
3: Our lady peace
4: AudioSlave
5: AFI
Top 5 books
1: Angels and Demons
2: Halo (series)
3: Enders Game
4: World War Z
5: Crispin
My name is Zack Shannon I'm 19 and I live in Aloha Oregon. I started gaming when I was 3 playing my dad's NES, but I never really got into "retro" games. I really got into gaming when I was given an N64 for Christmas. I played my N64 every chance I had. I would get a few friends together and have sleep overs and play Mario Party until 5 am. Playing Mario party, Golden eye, Zelda, Harvest moon, perfect dark there where just so many games we played on that system. The next system I got was the Ps2. I remember going to a Costco with my parents and buying Kingdom Hearts BEFORE I even had the system, but even up to then I would of still been been considered a casual gamer (maybe on the border) It was when I picked up Halo 2 on the xbox is when my gaming life really took off. I owe alot to Halo 2. (which I will get into in a later blog) in 2007 my parents got a new cable package that included G4. I started watching shows like AOTS and XPLAY and I realized that there was this online community of gamers that I didn't know existed outside of XBL. I started reading news sites like Kotaku and subscribing to Game Informer and going to the forums on g4tv.com and that's when I realized something... I love video games.
1: Mass Effect (Series)
2: Dragon Age: Origins
3: Harvest Moon 64
4: Halo (series)
5: Persona (series)
Top 5 movies
1: V for Vendetta
2: Fight Club
3: WANTED
4: Pirates of the Caribbean (series)
5: 007 (series)
Top 5 TV shows
1: Dexter
2: Stargate (all of them)
3: Burn Notice
4: Law and order (all but CI)
5: South Park
Top 5 Bands
1: Rise Against
2: MUSE
3: Our lady peace
4: AudioSlave
5: AFI
Top 5 books
1: Angels and Demons
2: Halo (series)
3: Enders Game
4: World War Z
5: Crispin
My name is Zack Shannon I'm 19 and I live in Aloha Oregon. I started gaming when I was 3 playing my dad's NES, but I never really got into "retro" games. I really got into gaming when I was given an N64 for Christmas. I played my N64 every chance I had. I would get a few friends together and have sleep overs and play Mario Party until 5 am. Playing Mario party, Golden eye, Zelda, Harvest moon, perfect dark there where just so many games we played on that system. The next system I got was the Ps2. I remember going to a Costco with my parents and buying Kingdom Hearts BEFORE I even had the system, but even up to then I would of still been been considered a casual gamer (maybe on the border) It was when I picked up Halo 2 on the xbox is when my gaming life really took off. I owe alot to Halo 2. (which I will get into in a later blog) in 2007 my parents got a new cable package that included G4. I started watching shows like AOTS and XPLAY and I realized that there was this online community of gamers that I didn't know existed outside of XBL. I started reading news sites like Kotaku and subscribing to Game Informer and going to the forums on g4tv.com and that's when I realized something... I love video games.
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Today I, Zeta Crossfire will lead you through the deep and pitiful world of Fanboyism. This week I have searched the youtube's for the worst (or I guess best) fanboy videos I can find. Some of these will be old, some of them new, but in the end these are fanboys at there worst (or best?)
I could only watch this half way before I suffered a cardiac arrest. (laughed to hard) "PS3 DOESEN'T HAVE RED RING OF MOTHER FUCKING DEATH BITCHES!"......Really? They start so young, seriously kid really? I'm actually surprised he knows he knows as much as he does, but then again he is also soooooooo misinformed when it comes to other things. In all seriousness.. Kid needs to get hit upside the head. A kid actually grabs his guitar and sings a song he "wrote" about how the wii sucks and shows it to the world. Just because you have a camera does NOT mean you have to share this crap with the world. Please sing to yourself one day near simon and let him yell at you. I could only get half way through before I literally wanted to throw up. Dear god please don't him procreate... Please? Now this ladies and gentlemen is the best (or worst) Video I have found on my dive through youtube. The man above is a Playstation fanboy and goes on a hilarious journey about how the xbox is god awful and the Playstation is amazing. And by amazing be means the playstion is a black sexy machine (which I can't deny) Either way watch the video and tell me if you also felt a little sick half way through. (I know I did) So after a few hours of digging and watching video's I feel the need to throw up. If you see any fanboyism on the internet's send me a message with the link and I'll be sure to check it out.
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
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"Angry man with issues" in your final vid struck me as a bit of a selfish lover. I would not like to be his girlfriend, no sir.
Have you seen them?! Clearly, only the last guy has ever gotten laid, probably because he's old enough to have been around and doing other things before the internet was invented.
My favorite is the video that refers to it as the "gayest entertainment system alive, which is of course [sic] the gaybox" while Queen is playing. To top it off it ends with thank yous including "Please don't forget the one and only Queen."
Ummmm, there's something I need to tell you, Junior.
Love the name, by the way.