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Top 5 games
1: Mass Effect (Series)
2: Dragon Age: Origins
3: Harvest Moon 64
4: Halo (series)
5: Persona (series)

Top 5 movies
1: V for Vendetta
2: Fight Club
3: WANTED
4: Pirates of the Caribbean (series)
5: 007 (series)

Top 5 TV shows
1: Dexter
2: Stargate (all of them)
3: Burn Notice
4: Law and order (all but CI)
5: South Park

Top 5 Bands
1: Rise Against
2: MUSE
3: Our lady peace
4: AudioSlave
5: AFI

Top 5 books
1: Angels and Demons
2: Halo (series)
3: Enders Game
4: World War Z
5: Crispin


My name is Zack Shannon I'm 19 and I live in Aloha Oregon. I started gaming when I was 3 playing my dad's NES, but I never really got into "retro" games. I really got into gaming when I was given an N64 for Christmas. I played my N64 every chance I had. I would get a few friends together and have sleep overs and play Mario Party until 5 am. Playing Mario party, Golden eye, Zelda, Harvest moon, perfect dark there where just so many games we played on that system. The next system I got was the Ps2. I remember going to a Costco with my parents and buying Kingdom Hearts BEFORE I even had the system, but even up to then I would of still been been considered a casual gamer (maybe on the border) It was when I picked up Halo 2 on the xbox is when my gaming life really took off. I owe alot to Halo 2. (which I will get into in a later blog) in 2007 my parents got a new cable package that included G4. I started watching shows like AOTS and XPLAY and I realized that there was this online community of gamers that I didn't know existed outside of XBL. I started reading news sites like Kotaku and subscribing to Game Informer and going to the forums on g4tv.com and that's when I realized something... I love video games.


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Today I, Zeta Crossfire will lead you through the deep and pitiful world of Fanboyism. This week I have searched the youtube's for the worst (or I guess best) fanboy videos I can find. Some of these will be old, some of them new, but in the end these are fanboys at there worst (or best?)


I could only watch this half way before I suffered a cardiac arrest. (laughed to hard)


"PS3 DOESEN'T HAVE RED RING OF MOTHER FUCKING DEATH BITCHES!"......Really?


They start so young, seriously kid really? I'm actually surprised he knows he knows as much as he does, but then again he is also soooooooo misinformed when it comes to other things. In all seriousness.. Kid needs to get hit upside the head.


A kid actually grabs his guitar and sings a song he "wrote" about how the wii sucks and shows it to the world. Just because you have a camera does NOT mean you have to share this crap with the world. Please sing to yourself one day near simon and let him yell at you.


I could only get half way through before I literally wanted to throw up. Dear god please don't him procreate... Please?


Now this ladies and gentlemen is the best (or worst) Video I have found on my dive through youtube. The man above is a Playstation fanboy and goes on a hilarious journey about how the xbox is god awful and the Playstation is amazing. And by amazing be means the playstion is a black sexy machine (which I can't deny) Either way watch the video and tell me if you also felt a little sick half way through. (I know I did)



So after a few hours of digging and watching video's I feel the need to throw up. If you see any fanboyism on the internet's send me a message with the link and I'll be sure to check it out.



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DA TREY BROTHERHOOD!
That kid in the first video flicks his hair back like I'm prone to from time to time. One of the many benefits to having long hair. Makes you look even more of a twit.

"Angry man with issues" in your final vid struck me as a bit of a selfish lover. I would not like to be his girlfriend, no sir.
Sad sad people. How can you actually hate a console so much that you make vidoes about it? I don't think i'll ever understand how fanboys minds work.
Dear god please don't him procreate...

Have you seen them?! Clearly, only the last guy has ever gotten laid, probably because he's old enough to have been around and doing other things before the internet was invented.
Stevil is right about Vicious Dave, I think God answered your pleas long ago.

My favorite is the video that refers to it as the "gayest entertainment system alive, which is of course [sic] the gaybox" while Queen is playing. To top it off it ends with thank yous including "Please don't forget the one and only Queen."

Ummmm, there's something I need to tell you, Junior.
I hate the internet.
I hate people.
Tard Tuesday is a beautiful name. It made me smile. Then the guitar kid promptly wiped the smile off my face. Then I laughed hysterically. Stupid people are funny.
@Char: Don't hate the internet. Hate the people on the internet. And by people I mean teenagers. Those kind of teenagers. They are awful.
The Vicious Dave one doesn't make any sense. I mean, I know they're not supposed to, fanboys don't believe in logic, but still... I don't understand his arguments. You're not even supposed to use controllers for PC gaming!
I'm the type of person who cannot sit through a Vicious Dave lecture or watch two teenagers come up with reasons for why they don't like something. They're so goddamn depressing.

Love the name, by the way.

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