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Oh, hi there. My name's Zen.
I make stuff using pixels, Game Boys and ancient spirit magick. I like to write about videogames, art, airships, bleeps, bloops and other swell things. I think we're going to get along just fine.

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Name: Zen
Level: 25
Job Class: Journalist / Musician
Location: Broke-LAN, New York City
Abilities: Exploding high-fives, web programming, resistance to the growth of facial hair
Weapons: Game Boy, laptop
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This is me.

This is my Game Boy.

This is my friend, Martin. He's a pretty neat guy.

Blog!
http://www.ZENALBATROSS.net

Music!
http://music.zenalbatross.net

Photos!
http://photo.zenalbatross.net

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Quite possibly the best Amazon customer review ever (Borderlands)
Zen Albatross \| 7:21 PM on 11.03.2009	54 comments

�i got game n kil rat mutate over n over untl bad dude kil me ouch. i like game lot n rats r cool n stuff wen thety mutate n try to kill me daed ouch! It ok to play n shoot bad dude n i get game n tell u to get game to kil rat an bad dudes in ur guns u kill rat. Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good. Get.�

And just like that, any remaining doubt you once had about purchasing Borderlands is gone. Thank you and good night.

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48 comments | showing # 1 to 48

RonBurgandy2010

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MrSadistic

Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good

Zombutler

the kotaku's did it first u plajureyesed.

Zen Albatross

Seriously?

Well, I don't read Kotaku, so the only possible explanation is that Brian Crescente has found a path through subspace leading directly into my brain.

I'm okay with it.

Krow

Spocious.

Kraid

Ms.Beedog??!

Puppy Licks

10/10

Neonie

Wow

TheDRMaster

Dude lol

Tronjoy

Get.

Matthew Razak

This is why I read the internet.

Xzyliac

Internetz love I make happy time.

I'm pretty sure Ms. Beedog can spell. Just...this...argh. It makes people talk like Shatner!

theredpepperofdoom

It has rats? Why do I not own this game?

greks224

A+

Gyrael

Get.

Fronz

i laughed i cried i came

Dynamic Sheep

The reviews by Amazon user Pumpkin Sandwich "i have a clone" (full name must be said like "A Tribe Called Quest" or "A Pimp Named Slickback") are inciteful, coherent and helpful. I'd say that if I had to rate his review skills on a scale of 1 - bad dude kil me ouch, I'd rate him an "Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good. Get."

TrickEdge

Get.

Sharpless

Get.

Kryptinite

This hurts my head

TheCleaningGuy

Ok, I get.

SovietMudkipz

This should go on the back on the back of the box or something.

Borderlands: It's ok good great good.

Corak

I think I'm gonna be sick. me jealous of a gaywad please yours its soo cute Every country should

If you're thinking to yourself what the hell did he just type, its from a website that generates random youtube comments, and I thought I'd use that because I couldn't type that shit myself if I tried. Site is below.

http://enjoys.it/stuff/youtubecommentgenerator.php

Tronjoy

I want an official Destructoid review of a game, ANY game, to just say "Get."

king3vbo

holy shit, best review ever

TriplZer0

Get.

Jon B

Clearly he's really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

JoeCamNet

If I didn't already own it, I'd be totally convinced.

Benson

well there you go. get.

Now that that's all cleared up lets move on.

Stella Wong

ou mai this is seriously happening.

shinryu

GET!!!1

FatherChesz

Detective...you tell me do things, I done...running

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GI JOE!!!

A Very Drunk Panda

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Riegel88

"Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good. Get.� = 19/10

Jim Sterling

Clearly my review team has been slacking. We need to start writing to this standard.

Wintersocks

Oh shit you kill rats mutate?

GET

fulldamage

What the tripping christ, I don't even.

shinryu

"Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good. Get.�

is officially the greatest sentence in the history of the English language. It is English, right?

Naim Master

Jim Sterling is right once again.

HerosPlayDumb

Best. Review. Ever.

lewness

Judging from his review, he must have bought the game 4 times.

Webnet

If I didnt know better I would have thought this came from a forum post from a certain gaming site...

Tron0

Get. Lol

Mr Andy Dixon

Get.

Mr Andy Dixon

Got.

Mr Andy Dixon

Good.

Bill Zoeker

I wanna say it was Super Drybones that wrote that. Pure brilliance.

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