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Quite possibly the best Amazon customer review ever (Borderlands)
Zen Albatross | 7:21 PM on 11.03.2009 45 comments




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MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good
The RPGist's Destructoid Blog
I think they are suppose approximate dogs not rats if the poor guy is referring to the Skaggs.
Zombutler's Destructoid Blog
the kotaku's did it first u plajureyesed.
Zen Albatross's Destructoid Blog
Seriously?

Well, I don't read Kotaku, so the only possible explanation is that Brian Crescente has found a path through subspace leading directly into my brain.

I'm okay with it.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
Spocious.
Kraid's Destructoid Blog
Ms.Beedog??!
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
10/10
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
Wow
TheDRMaster's Destructoid Blog
Dude lol
Tronjoy's Destructoid Blog
Get.
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good
Matthew Razak's Destructoid Blog
This is why I read the internet.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
All I managed to gather from that was that Borderlands includes rats and is ok great good but not ok great or something along those lines.

Good?
Xzyliac's Destructoid Blog
Internetz love I make happy time.
Doomsday Forte's Destructoid Blog
I'm pretty sure Ms. Beedog can spell. Just...this...argh. It makes people talk like Shatner!
theredpepperofdoom's Destructoid Blog
It has rats? Why do I not own this game?
Gyrael's Destructoid Blog
Get.
Fronz's Destructoid Blog
i laughed i cried i came
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
The reviews by Amazon user Pumpkin Sandwich "i have a clone" (full name must be said like "A Tribe Called Quest" or "A Pimp Named Slickback") are inciteful, coherent and helpful. I'd say that if I had to rate his review skills on a scale of 1 - bad dude kil me ouch, I'd rate him an "Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good. Get."
TrickEdge's Destructoid Blog
Get.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Get.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
This hurts my head
TheCleaningGuy's Destructoid Blog
Ok, I get.
SovietMudkipz's Destructoid Blog
This should go on the back on the back of the box or something.

Borderlands: It's ok good great good.
Corak's Destructoid Blog
I think I'm gonna be sick. me jealous of a gaywad please yours its soo cute Every country should

If you're thinking to yourself what the hell did he just type, its from a website that generates random youtube comments, and I thought I'd use that because I couldn't type that shit myself if I tried. Site is below.

http://enjoys.it/stuff/youtubecommentgenerator.php
Tronjoy's Destructoid Blog
I want an official Destructoid review of a game, ANY game, to just say "Get."
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
holy shit, best review ever
TripleZer0's Destructoid Blog
Get.
Jon B's Destructoid Blog
Clearly he's really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
JoeCamNet's Destructoid Blog
If I didn't already own it, I'd be totally convinced.
Benson's Destructoid Blog
well there you go. get.

Now that that's all cleared up lets move on.
Stella Wong's Destructoid Blog
ou mai this is seriously happening.
shinryu108's Destructoid Blog
GET!!!1
FatherChesz's Destructoid Blog
Detective...you tell me do things, I done...running

...
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GI JOE!!!
A Very Drunk Panda's Destructoid Blog
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Riegel88's Destructoid Blog
"Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good. Get.” = 19/10
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
Clearly my review team has been slacking. We need to start writing to this standard.
Wintersocks's Destructoid Blog
Oh shit you kill rats mutate?

GET
fulldamage's Destructoid Blog
What the tripping christ, I don't even.
shinryu108's Destructoid Blog
"Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good. Get.”

is officially the greatest sentence in the history of the English language. It is English, right?
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
Jim Sterling is right once again.
HerosPlayDumb's Destructoid Blog
Best. Review. Ever.
lewness's Destructoid Blog
Judging from his review, he must have bought the game 4 times.


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