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I make stuff using pixels, Game Boys and ancient spirit magick. I like to write about videogames, art, airships, bleeps, bloops and other swell things. I think we're going to get along just fine.

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PATRIOTISM
Zen Albatross | 12:18 PM on 07.04.2009 16 comments


AMERICA! NASCAR! MCDONALDS!

BELIEVE YOUR

JUSTICE.





That is all.



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Drachula64's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 13:05
Drachula64
There's no way that's Obama 'cause he's a puss. ITS BILL!!!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 13:36
Kraid
JOURNALISM wait .. U.S.A-U.S.A-U.S.A
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 14:50
RAB
usa usa usa
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:07
Wexx
GO 'MURICA
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:51
SWE3tMadness
Metal Wolf Chaos is the most badass work of American spirit ever. *salutes*
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:56
F Whipple
AMERICA....FREEDOM....

[/i]SYNONYMS[/i]
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:58
F Whipple
SYNONYMS

bbcode fail
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 16:03
Cataract
I, RICHARD HAWK, SHALL UPHOLD AMERICAN JUSTICE WITHOUT FAIL!


SUCK ON MY MISSLE PUNCH!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 16:11
garison
God bless.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 16:25
Jack Maverick
Metal Wolf Chaos, which is the greatest and most patriotic game ever created, never saw a Western release. I blame the terrorists.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 17:45
ikiryou
Hello again, America the magnificent. This is President Eden. And I was hoping we could talk. Let's talk about government, shall we. Or more specifically, your government, dear America. The Enclave. Just who is the Enclave? Why, now that's simple, the Enclave is you, America. The Enclave is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your, your neighbor. And well yes, the Enclave is me as well, heh heh.

As your president, it is my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your president, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the Enclave. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of America. But only together, together, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the war. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Enclave, One America. Now and Forever. And now, dearest America, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the Enclave never rests. Never. Until we meet again, this is your president, John Henry Eden, signing off.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 23:21
Qraze
happy independence day you sons of bitches. don't tread on me and i won't bite you.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 04:30
nebones
wtf is an america?
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 23:15
greks224
Your ca is missing a meric.
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