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Jack Thompson Jokes
Zen Albatross \| 10:52 AM on 09.27.2008	19 comments

So apparently Jack Thompson jokes are taking the internet by storm. Naturally, my friend and I sat around for a good half-hour yesterday coming up with the best (worst?) Jack Thompson jokes we could muster. Here's our Top 4:

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even approach the bench at a picnic.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, his wife won't believe he's had an erection without a witness.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even write on legal pads.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he doesn't even have enough clout to argue out of a parking ticket.

Alright, guys: Give me your worst.

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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18

PhazonYoshi

jack Thompson is so disbarred he hasn't touched alcohol for 2 years

topgeargorilla

did you steal these from Kotaku?

Half left

I do enjoy kotaku...

Zen Albatross

Nah. I don't even read Kotaku. We came up with all of these last night

Cataract

Jack Thompson is so disbarred that he can't practice law in the state of Florida!

Get it? You guys get it? Guys?

KamikazeTutor

Of course you did:

[url]http://search.twitter.com/search?max_id=935597655&page=1&q="so+disbarred"[/url]

Spykron

im afraid i didnt lol. but its ok, i wont hold it against you.

Zen Albatross

"Jack Thompson is so disbarred, his kids can't have recess."

blehman

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he has sex with his bible. Wait...

MrSadistic

jack thompson is so disbarred, he likes having kellogs corn flakes while reading garfield on sunday mornings.

ace of knaves

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, neither he nor those associated with him can partake in aspects of everyday life in any way related to the American legal system or things having to do with the word "bar."

Daxelman

Jack Thompson's so disbarred, I can't make a yo mommma joke about his old disbarred ass.

It just wouldn't feel right.

Electro Lemon

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's disbarred.

Lurfadur

Jack Thompson is so disbarred that he can't play basketball because it's on a court.

Reeper

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he doesn't appeal to anyone.

Ba-dum-dum-tshh.

TrailerParkJesus

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he got hit by a parked car.

monsterwitglass

Lol @ Lurfadur

DR EGG

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can now dedicate his days to his real passion: playing videogames.

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