It's happened to me every day so far, and I switched the game out for new copies a few times. Is it a problem with my game orr system? and what do i do about it?

I've seen some shitty movies in my time. I'm a fucking horror fan, so I know alot of shitty movies. I've also put up with remakes. I've also taken some mean shits. Where does this all lead? Day of the Dead. Steve Minor directed it, and he personally needs to come to my house to apologize. But that wont do it. He needs to come with a fork and bib, and he needs to come fucking hungry. You see, I've had to sit through the most painful shit by watching this movie. Now he needs to come here and eat a greasy-meatloaf Taco Bell inspired shit. Oh, there may be spoilers.

How much does it cost to put up a bounty?

Okay, there was a point of the movie I had to rewind and watch again. There's this scene at a hospital and some guy is infected and on the verge of death. Camera zooms into his eye and to his brain, where you see the flu kill his brain. Zoom out of his eye, and you see his eye get cloudy and zombie like...and the Motherfucking dead guy just ROTS IN LIKE FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!!!! he fucking rots...which takes years, in fucking seconds. Thats one fucking aggressive virus. Which the movie calls an aggressive flu virus. Yes, the FUCKING FLU IS ZOMBIE-FYING THE WORLD!. It's fucking hyper-aggressive, yet fucking 5 people in the most contaminated area and all over town don't get one sniffle! Now that could be sarcastic, but people were held at knifepoint asking who had a nosebleed-a sure sign that one will become a zombie. Steve Minor owes me a major apology. But he isn't at all to blame...who wrote this shit? *IMDB*


Jeffery Reddick fucking owes me too. I don't want to say I'm an aspiring writer, but I have movies in my head I want to write. I dont have a page down on paper, and I dont plan on it until I get time or something, but Jeffery needs to go to hell. QUIT! How can someone watch the original day of the dead and come up with a DTV SHITFEST like this one? A FUCKING VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE WHO WONT EAT?? YOU need to come over my house, get raped in the ass by Steve Minor while he eats shit off the top of your head. I love Halloween, but hated the remake. I love One missed call and hated the remake. This list can go on, but I have NEVER seen a movie offend me as much as this has. I've seen my share of shitty zombie movies. I probably own some shitty Zombie movies. But this movie must be the shittiest of shit movies I have ever seen in my life, remake or not. But it is a remake. I urge all of you to find Steve Minor and stone him. cut out his eyes like I wanted to do to myself. God knows I'm about to buy a pair of boots that will only be worn to connect to his nuts. Oh, did I mention that Nick Cannon stars in the movie as THE FUCKING BADASS????

On the Next "The JayTL Bloggems": Where the fuck was The JayTL?

I was bored at work, so I did this...
. I'm still bored, so I dont know what else to say. I just bought TOmb Raider: Anniversary at Circuit City for like $30. My Blockbuster didn't get CoD4 today, which Im just waiting for. I didnt play the beta, but Im hearing great things about it. I traded in Madden for $35, so I can get it for like $30, so why not? I'd rather get that than Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed. I may get Mass Effect later, once reviews come rolling in. *shrug*. I'm just really bored. Sorry :-P

If you read my first/last blog, you know that I was just doing it to waste time to play special Halloween edition Halo ranked Infection etc. The attention quickly diverted to my Over the Hedge poster. Regardless, I'm blogging about Infection, not my choice of animated cartoon animals. So I waste some time browsing the internets, and 3:00 hits. I load up my Halos, and take the gimmick for a spin.

It made me realize a few things. Ranked Infection is retarded. The way the scoring was set up, the weapons (Laser? wtf?) etc. etc. I just didnt like it. The problem with ranked games is that is where everyone is going at it and giving it their all...not much fun too it, but it can be a blast. Infection is just fun to play. Mixing the two is like keeping score at recess playing kickball or something. People were taking it too seriously. That is justified because it was indeed ranked. Also, none of my buddies were online, and playing it with strangers was also weird. My friends and I would hole up in some room and keep our backs to the wall and never go from there. In this version, you wanted everyone to lose, so I was giving some cheapshots here and there, messing up people's grav lifts, etc. It was cheap and stupid, but I wanted to win damnit. Every man for himself is not how to play infection, damnit! I ended up getting tired after about an hour and gave up. I might go back to it later before it's gone, but it wouldnt bother me if I dont. Besides, I need to 5 star some songs in Guitar Hero 3.

Anyway, so how was Halloween for you guys? I ended up working most of the day, and later during night, went to see Nightmare before Christmas in 3-D. I almost fell asleep. I wanted to see Night of the Living Dead in a theater like an hour drive away, but teh girlfriend did not. It being at like 10 and me being tired sucked as well. so I sat home and watched Shrek the Third..*shrug*

And now...a picture of TEH HAIRZ!!!

So here it is..my first bloggems on the dtoid. Why am I doing so? well for a couple reasons:

1. i'm wasting time for the infection to get on my 'teh halos' (my favorite gametype and ranked ftw)

2. God told me to.

I also win at life

3. Just cause. I guess its a good way to meet other people.

So...well here's me:

If you couldnt tell(which you can't, as my head is blocking half my collection)...i like movies. But thats a tale for another blog for another website ;-). I'm 360 exclusive (only because I got it before the other two came out and have just been investing in it). I'm in a limbo period between games right now (I took a break at halo...and suddenly i suck). I'm about to seriously play through Half-Life 2 from my orange box. Only problem is that I love movies...and have a job. And a serious relationship with this girl....friend. Im hoping to get Virtua Fighter 5 soon. I had VF4: Evo for the PS2 and I loved it. I don't know enough about Mass effect or Assassin's Creed to warrant a purchase. i have a bad feeling about AC. Two and a ha;f more hours to kill before I zombie kill people. Fuck it, i'm just going to watch a couple movies. (I'm in the Zombie mood, so i'm thinking the original Dawn of the dead)

So long,

The JayTL