I've seen some shitty movies in my time. I'm a fucking horror fan, so I know alot of shitty movies. I've also put up with remakes. I've also taken some mean shits. Where does this all lead? Day of the Dead. Steve Minor directed it, and he personally needs to come to my house to apologize. But that wont do it. He needs to come with a fork and bib, and he needs to come fucking hungry. You see, I've had to sit through the most painful shit by watching this movie. Now he needs to come here and eat a greasy-meatloaf Taco Bell inspired shit. Oh, there may be spoilers.

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Okay, there was a point of the movie I had to rewind and watch again. There's this scene at a hospital and some guy is infected and on the verge of death. Camera zooms into his eye and to his brain, where you see the flu kill his brain. Zoom out of his eye, and you see his eye get cloudy and zombie like...and the Motherfucking dead guy just ROTS IN LIKE FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!!!! he fucking rots...which takes years, in fucking seconds. Thats one fucking aggressive virus. Which the movie calls an aggressive flu virus. Yes, the FUCKING FLU IS ZOMBIE-FYING THE WORLD!. It's fucking hyper-aggressive, yet fucking 5 people in the most contaminated area and all over town don't get one sniffle! Now that could be sarcastic, but people were held at knifepoint asking who had a nosebleed-a sure sign that one will become a zombie. Steve Minor owes me a major apology. But he isn't at all to blame...who wrote this shit? *IMDB*


Jeffery Reddick fucking owes me too. I don't want to say I'm an aspiring writer, but I have movies in my head I want to write. I dont have a page down on paper, and I dont plan on it until I get time or something, but Jeffery needs to go to hell. QUIT! How can someone watch the original day of the dead and come up with a DTV SHITFEST like this one? A FUCKING VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE WHO WONT EAT?? YOU need to come over my house, get raped in the ass by Steve Minor while he eats shit off the top of your head. I love Halloween, but hated the remake. I love One missed call and hated the remake. This list can go on, but I have NEVER seen a movie offend me as much as this has. I've seen my share of shitty zombie movies. I probably own some shitty Zombie movies. But this movie must be the shittiest of shit movies I have ever seen in my life, remake or not. But it is a remake. I urge all of you to find Steve Minor and stone him. cut out his eyes like I wanted to do to myself. God knows I'm about to buy a pair of boots that will only be worn to connect to his nuts. Oh, did I mention that Nick Cannon stars in the movie as THE FUCKING BADASS????

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