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Cinci NARP Recap: I'm so f**king tired edition
ZServ | 3:05 AM on 06.01.2008 17 comments


[Disclaimer: Due to the huge size of the images my phone produces, and the huge size of my fucking lack of sleep, you're getting links. Get. The Fuck. Over it.]

I'm going to start a list here, of amazing people:
Everyone At NARP

It was a great time; from playing Rock Band on a HUGE ass projection tv, to being hit so hard in the balls that I pee'd (Which I'm sure Tazar will tell that tale for many NARPs to come).

GuitarAtomik dominating.

GuitarAtomik and CosbyTron both played; the only difference is I don't remember humping CosbyTron at the same time.


Some things everyone should know:

Britini nor Matt will remember me; but thats okay. I LOVE hugs.

GuitarAtomik is my unofficial official gay lover. I want to make babies with his hair. We humped, all night.

Aertyr is a beast at air hockey. Also, his friend Bamham (or whatever the fuck his name is) is really...
really...
tall.

Ron is a twig. A sexy twig.

Pedro is hilarious.

I'm a slave-boy to Tazar.

SteamyV likes sex during Rock Band. Particularly, "When You Were Young".

DON'T EVER, EVER EEEEVVVEEEERRR.. Let AgentMoo near a fucking microphone. It will result in hilarity that could only be matched by WiiSucks getting laid. (Nevermind that, thats disgusting and I'm too tired to backspace.)

Keener rules.

Black guys are good at COD4.

Gay raves are amazing until you get scrotum poached.

Britini and Matt = <3

BongDonkeY is one of the coolest people ever and has long arms.

CannibalCalvin likes to giggle while Aertyr fails to draw a penis on my cheek. (It turned into a heart, what. the. FUNKINATION.)

Cheeburga likes it if you hump him. LOL J/K

WallyWorld or whatever his name is? He's awesome. Just really quiet.

Droobies did not get naked once the entire.
fucking.
NARP.
dissapointed, I was.

ItemForty is Gordon Freeman. No fucking joke.

LarkOhiya's cool as shit, but eats very strange stuff.

Puppet; I'll be honest, I used to HATTTTEEE you man. but I LOVE you to fuckin DEATH now. If anyone ever gives puppet shit and isn't sexy, they're getting beat down by an angry fat kid.

Thats all I can remember right now, and I'm tired as hell. Later on I might edit this, and add more pictures. you'll see enough though, so I doubt it.

I love you guys; all of you.



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swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 04:31
swiftkaratechop
ok im commenting this now so i go back toorrow.

"Britini and Matt = <3" im thinking im matt and your the awesome guy who recueved the boobie hugs. Dude im sorry if i was annoying and wasted but you were honestly cool as hell and i enjoyed your company. Until we meet again dude :)
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 05:39
mistic
yeah that sounds like a pretty good NARP :-)

can't wait for the one in Belgium :-)
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 07:55
razerangel
DAMN YOU CINCI BASTARDS!
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 12:46
F Whipple
I'm so jealous I couldn't go. I hate you all
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 13:18
sevink
hell yeah man good times. You were kicking ass at the drums, i used to be good, before i didnt play rockband for 2 months lol. but keep on rocking!
BeZen's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 15:01
BeZen
You had the best first impression ever - I walk into the party room Friday and you're tweaking your nipples in slo-mo for the camera...
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 17:46
BritiniMartini
Ofcourse I fuckin remember you, dork. :)

all I remember is that I give the bestest hugs in the world.

Hopefully I have scarred you for life :P
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 18:05
Dynamic Sheep
"Keener rules."

He is, by far, one of the friendliest people I've ever met. Surprisingly, so is puppet. Droobies was surprisingly clothed, and everyone was amazing. It takes a hell of a group to get me to drive 5 hours to a city (I'm a smallville kinda' guy) in a state I've been in maybe twice.

Oh.. and Bunnie drives like there's no tomorrow and recreates scenes from "The Pagemaster" in the back seat of her car, while puppet juggles $5,000 cameras. :D
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2008 18:14
GuitarAtomik
I thought I should tell you...you might want to get checked at a clinic. The results were positive.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 01:03
MATTFOO
change your name to beans!
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 09:20
PetiePal
Yes Guitar is right....the tests came back positive across the board. Be careful.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 12:13
blehman
No, no item forty is Morgan Freeman. Get it right.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 19:07
itemforty
No no, I'm a frigin Mormon.
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 16:51
keener
actually, droobies showed me his dtoid balls... only they were very less dtoid-y because he sweated a good amount of the sharpie into his undies.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:28
itemforty
I think the past tense of sweat is "swot".
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:42
Samit Sarkar
Haha, it was good to meet you, man. You rocked out in Rock Band!
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