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12/1/08 - IRC Shall Nevar Forget (pt 2 of 2)
ZServ | 9:19 PM on 12.01.2008 27 comments


Now, since the site cut off the end, part two!

[18:27] <eternalplayer> so I don't need to see it
[18:27] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> smith232: all I want is for this whole thing to be dropped!! what do you want me to do???
[18:27] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> WHAT SHOULD I DO
[18:27] <Cheezeitz> Ann Haro
[18:27] <The_Young_Scot> make him make a youtube video apologizing to IRC
[18:27] <eternalplayer> Tell him to write a public apology
[18:27] <eternalplayer> Yes
[18:27] <MasonRhade> hahaha
[18:27] <KingZServ> lemon; tell him his parents have to visit lemonparty.org to submit the forms to drop charges
[18:28] <MasonRhade> oh shit
[18:28] <njsykora> tell him to sign up to Destructoid and write a c-blog publically apologising for his actions
[18:28] <The_Young_Scot> haha
[18:28] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> no, it's got to be epic, dude.
[18:28] <Aerox> Tell him he has to take a video of him shoving a plate of dog poop in his face
[18:28] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Okay, epic but sensible.
[18:28] <MasonRhade> um, you guys do realize that smith could report lemon for impersonating a dynasty official
[18:28] <MasonRhade> and we'd all be in serious shit
[18:28] <THREEvbo> DAMNIT
[18:28] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> No he can't.
[18:28] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> I didn't impersonate shit.
[18:28] <eternalplayer> Tell him to make the apology in a dress
[18:28] <THREEvbo> I gotta go to a meeting
[18:28] <njsykora> he's not in a position to report anyone
[18:28] <KingZServ> mason; nope
[18:29] <KingZServ> as far as they know he's just another user
[18:29] <KingZServ> he assumed he was an official
[18:29] <KingZServ> he never said he was, thus cant be held for charges in a legal sense
[18:29] <MasonRhade> hmm
[18:29] <MasonRhade> nevemind then
[18:29] <KingZServ> I should so be a lawyer
[18:29] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> I never said "I'm a dynastynet official".
[18:29] <Ub3rSlug> Ideas, guys
[18:29] <eternalplayer> Plus if you ask him to do anything to drastic his folks might catch on
[18:29] <Ub3rSlug> What should Lemon have him do/
[18:29] <Aerox> Well, impersonating DynastyNet staff isn't illegal anyway
[18:30] <njsykora> i'm all for a grovelling apology, in addition to something else
[18:30] <MasonRhade> what did smith do to piss everyone off?
[18:30] <Aerox> I would like to see ZServ - Internet Lawyer though
[18:30] <KingZServ> aerox; not legal legal
[18:30] <KingZServ> but server legal
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> This dude is waiting for me to say what he should do to repeal his ban.
[18:30] <Aerox> I think that would make a great webisode series
[18:30] <The_Young_Scot> YOU TUBE VIDEO
[18:30] <The_Young_Scot> WITH HIS PARENTS
[18:30] <Aerox> Tell him to post a public apology on craigslist
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> O/B/JECTION
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> no, The_Young_Scot.
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> PUBLIC APOLOGY!
[18:30] <The_Young_Scot> aww
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> YES!
[18:30] * Dyn_User8155604 is now known as thef1sh
[18:30] * RonBurgandy2010 (Mibbit@DynastyNet-CA5F3735.dhcp.thbd.la.charter.com) has joined #destructoid
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Okay.
[18:30] <eternalplayer> Do it in front of his class
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Everyone.
[18:30] <RonBurgandy2010> hi
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Calm down in here.
[18:30] <eternalplayer> Ron
[18:30] <RonBurgandy2010> eternal!
[18:31] <KingZServ> SHH hes coming back
[18:31] <Peronthious> now this is epic
[18:31] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> I'm going to ask him to come into here and ask him to issue a public apology for 'offending you all'.
[18:31] <Peronthious> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BLZQOH5M9Y&eurl=http://www.cinematical.com/&feature=player_embedded
[18:31] <RonBurgandy2010> who's that?
[18:31] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> But you HAVE TO BE SERIOUS.
[18:31] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> SHH.
[18:31] <njsykora> ok, we're listening
[18:31] <eternalplayer> ron play along
[18:31] <RonBurgandy2010> O.o
[18:31] * The_Young_Scot is serious
[18:31] * eternalplayer eats serious for breakfast
[18:31] * The_Young_Scot has a serious face
[18:31] <KingZServ> Serious ZServ is serious
[18:31] <Aerox> WHY SO SERIOUS?
[18:31] * Gemsi puts on his serious hat

[18:31] <Aerox> God I'm clever
[18:31] <eternalplayer> lol aerox
[18:31] <The_Young_Scot> aerox, fuck
[18:31] <The_Young_Scot> wow
[18:31] <Wedge_Antilles> Damn, wish my chat history went back further
[18:32] <Ub3rSlug> BURGANDY SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLD ON MANG
[18:32] <RonBurgandy2010> ?
[18:32] <KingZServ> wedge; im gonna post logs later
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> HE'S COMING BACK.
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> SHH
[18:32] <Wedge_Antilles> APOLOGIZE DYS
[18:32] <dyslixec> BAM hells yah
[18:32] <dyslixec> :D
[18:32] <Aerox> Jesus, on this woman's questionnaire when asked what religion she belongs to
[18:32] <Wedge_Antilles> Oh wait
[18:32] <Aerox> She wrote
[18:32] <Aerox> "All"
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> DynastyNet-3A9F3:
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> I've discussed user Zserv's complaint, and it seems you were being offensive, and also impersonating a federal officer.
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> DynastyNet-3A9F3:
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> However, he has agreed to repeal the charges if you issue a public apology.
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> DynastyNet-3A9F3:
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Please return to #destructoid and apologize to all of the users in the room for impersonating an officer.
[18:32] <Ub3rSlug> Burgandy, just be quiet for a sec, yes?
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> :D
[18:32] <CronosBlade> hey, the more gods the better Aerox
[18:32] <Aerox> Apparently Sarah Palin snuck into our research group
[18:32] * smith232 (kirk@DynastyNet-542C30F1.range86-132.btcentralplus.com) has joined #destructoid
[18:33] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Everyone please pay attention to user smith232.
[18:33] * Ub3rSlug sits down.
[18:33] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> He has been advised to issue a public apology on his own behalf.
[18:33] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Continue, smith232.
[18:33] * RonBurgandy2010 is confused
[18:33] * Ub3rSlug listens
[18:33] * eternalplayer jion Ub3r
[18:33] * The_Young_Scot waits
[18:33] * KingZServ sits next to a hungry lion.
[18:33] * RonBurgandy2010 is still confused
[18:33] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Smith?
[18:33] * Aerox is now known as AHungryLion
[18:34] <RonBurgandy2010> ?
[18:34] <smith232> Hello once again everyone. I have returned to offer a public aplogy to the whole room regarding my recent actions and deceptions in this room. I was not thinking about what I was doing at the time, but I now realise that this was an extremley inappropite way to behave
[18:34] <smith232> For this reason, I am truly sorry for any hassle i may have caused anyone in this room
[18:34] <RonBurgandy2010> what the hell do you people do when I'm not here?
[18:34] <njsykora> quiet Ron
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Quiet, RonBurgandy2010.
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Please.
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Thank you, smith232.
[18:34] * AHungryLion is now known as Aerox
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Zserv, I believe that at this point, the issue has been resolved.
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> You may go on your way, smith232.
[18:34] <smith232> ok
[18:35] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> But for the time being, it's probably best that you're removed from this room.
[18:35] <smith232> thank you for your understanding
[18:35] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> You may return in one hour.
[18:35] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> No problem.
[18:35] * DynastyNet-3A9F3 sets mode: +b *!*@DynastyNet-542C30F1.range86-132.btcentralplus.com
[18:35] * smith232 was kicked by DynastyNet-3A9F3 (DynastyNet-3A9F3)
[18:35] <KingZServ> I'd still feed him to the lions but that's me
[18:35] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[18:35] <Ub3rSlug> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[18:35] <dyslixec> LOL
[18:35] <Wedge_Antilles> Lulululululul
[18:35] <Cheezeitz> ....
[18:35] <KingZServ> rofl
[18:35] <eternalplayer> AHHAHA
[18:35] <The_Young_Scot> BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:35] <dyslixec> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:35] <dyslixec> oh god
[18:35] <Ub3rSlug> CBLOG THIS SHIT NOW
[18:35] <KingZServ> oh jesus
[18:35] <Cheezeitz> Hahahahahahaha.



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Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:21
Maurice Tan
I especially liked the url that linked to porn!
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:22
Ub3rSlug
NVGR FORGET
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:27
007
Damn, I've really got to get my ass back in IRC.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:40
pendelton21
Goog God you people are amazing.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:42
Maurice Tan
Also IRC guide if you don't know how to get in: link
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:50
RonBurgandy2010
I'm still piecing together that strange voyage into IRC.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:52
eternalplayer2345
The coup de grace of the evening
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:53
Puppy Licks
EPIC!!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:49
Bob Muir
Shit, I didn't even know it went on this long!
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:49
RAB
geez, i didnt plan on reading it but i couldnt help but finish once i started.

fucking GREAT. lemon pulled that shit off so slick


you guys shoulda just told him that someone was gonna go to his house within the next few days. sheesh
bet he was totally crying.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 23:02
aborto thefetus
This is fucking excellent!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 23:22
MechaMonkey
I miss IRC sooooooo much. :(
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 23:24
SteamyV
I can't believe how amazing this is...
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 23:35
Electro Lemon
/me bows
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 01:57
naia-the-gamer
I think I came, once for each part.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 06:55
NotAZombie
I think Ron was my favorite part of this whole story.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 07:28
Cataract
EPIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 08:26
Jamie McGinn
We should retell this story every Christmas
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 09:18
njsykora
IRC fucking owns.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 10:36
Qraze
i had multiple O's in each part i read. great stuff.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 10:37
Tubatic
Guys.

This was fucking EPIC!

I'm sick today and needed this good laugh. My Favorite part:

[18:34] <RonBurgandy2010> what the hell do you people do when I'm not here?
[18:34] <njsykora> quiet Ron

I think that should be on the commemorative T-Shirts for this event.

Well played.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 14:59
Knivy
Ron redefines clueless :)
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 15:10
wardrox
epoc win
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 05:34
CrocBox
The word epic cannot properly describe what has transpired here.
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