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12/1/08 - IRC Shall Nevar Forget (pt 2 of 2)
ZServ | 9:19 PM on 12.01.2008 26 comments


Now, since the site cut off the end, part two!

[18:27] <eternalplayer> so I don't need to see it
[18:27] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> smith232: all I want is for this whole thing to be dropped!! what do you want me to do???
[18:27] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> WHAT SHOULD I DO
[18:27] <Cheezeitz> Ann Haro
[18:27] <The_Young_Scot> make him make a youtube video apologizing to IRC
[18:27] <eternalplayer> Tell him to write a public apology
[18:27] <eternalplayer> Yes
[18:27] <MasonRhade> hahaha
[18:27] <KingZServ> lemon; tell him his parents have to visit lemonparty.org to submit the forms to drop charges
[18:28] <MasonRhade> oh shit
[18:28] <njsykora> tell him to sign up to Destructoid and write a c-blog publically apologising for his actions
[18:28] <The_Young_Scot> haha
[18:28] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> no, it's got to be epic, dude.
[18:28] <Aerox> Tell him he has to take a video of him shoving a plate of dog poop in his face
[18:28] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Okay, epic but sensible.
[18:28] <MasonRhade> um, you guys do realize that smith could report lemon for impersonating a dynasty official
[18:28] <MasonRhade> and we'd all be in serious shit
[18:28] <THREEvbo> DAMNIT
[18:28] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> No he can't.
[18:28] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> I didn't impersonate shit.
[18:28] <eternalplayer> Tell him to make the apology in a dress
[18:28] <THREEvbo> I gotta go to a meeting
[18:28] <njsykora> he's not in a position to report anyone
[18:28] <KingZServ> mason; nope
[18:29] <KingZServ> as far as they know he's just another user
[18:29] <KingZServ> he assumed he was an official
[18:29] <KingZServ> he never said he was, thus cant be held for charges in a legal sense
[18:29] <MasonRhade> hmm
[18:29] <MasonRhade> nevemind then
[18:29] <KingZServ> I should so be a lawyer
[18:29] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> I never said "I'm a dynastynet official".
[18:29] <Ub3rSlug> Ideas, guys
[18:29] <eternalplayer> Plus if you ask him to do anything to drastic his folks might catch on
[18:29] <Ub3rSlug> What should Lemon have him do/
[18:29] <Aerox> Well, impersonating DynastyNet staff isn't illegal anyway
[18:30] <njsykora> i'm all for a grovelling apology, in addition to something else
[18:30] <MasonRhade> what did smith do to piss everyone off?
[18:30] <Aerox> I would like to see ZServ - Internet Lawyer though
[18:30] <KingZServ> aerox; not legal legal
[18:30] <KingZServ> but server legal
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> This dude is waiting for me to say what he should do to repeal his ban.
[18:30] <Aerox> I think that would make a great webisode series
[18:30] <The_Young_Scot> YOU TUBE VIDEO
[18:30] <The_Young_Scot> WITH HIS PARENTS
[18:30] <Aerox> Tell him to post a public apology on craigslist
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> O/B/JECTION
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> no, The_Young_Scot.
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> PUBLIC APOLOGY!
[18:30] <The_Young_Scot> aww
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> YES!
[18:30] * Dyn_User8155604 is now known as thef1sh
[18:30] * RonBurgandy2010 (Mibbit@DynastyNet-CA5F3735.dhcp.thbd.la.charter.com) has joined #destructoid
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Okay.
[18:30] <eternalplayer> Do it in front of his class
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Everyone.
[18:30] <RonBurgandy2010> hi
[18:30] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Calm down in here.
[18:30] <eternalplayer> Ron
[18:30] <RonBurgandy2010> eternal!
[18:31] <KingZServ> SHH hes coming back
[18:31] <Peronthious> now this is epic
[18:31] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> I'm going to ask him to come into here and ask him to issue a public apology for 'offending you all'.
[18:31] <Peronthious> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BLZQOH5M9Y&eurl=http://www.cinematical.com/&feature=player_embedded
[18:31] <RonBurgandy2010> who's that?
[18:31] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> But you HAVE TO BE SERIOUS.
[18:31] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> SHH.
[18:31] <njsykora> ok, we're listening
[18:31] <eternalplayer> ron play along
[18:31] <RonBurgandy2010> O.o
[18:31] * The_Young_Scot is serious
[18:31] * eternalplayer eats serious for breakfast
[18:31] * The_Young_Scot has a serious face
[18:31] <KingZServ> Serious ZServ is serious
[18:31] <Aerox> WHY SO SERIOUS?
[18:31] * Gemsi puts on his serious hat

[18:31] <Aerox> God I'm clever
[18:31] <eternalplayer> lol aerox
[18:31] <The_Young_Scot> aerox, fuck
[18:31] <The_Young_Scot> wow
[18:31] <Wedge_Antilles> Damn, wish my chat history went back further
[18:32] <Ub3rSlug> BURGANDY SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLD ON MANG
[18:32] <RonBurgandy2010> ?
[18:32] <KingZServ> wedge; im gonna post logs later
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> HE'S COMING BACK.
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> SHH
[18:32] <Wedge_Antilles> APOLOGIZE DYS
[18:32] <dyslixec> BAM hells yah
[18:32] <dyslixec> :D
[18:32] <Aerox> Jesus, on this woman's questionnaire when asked what religion she belongs to
[18:32] <Wedge_Antilles> Oh wait
[18:32] <Aerox> She wrote
[18:32] <Aerox> "All"
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> DynastyNet-3A9F3:
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> I've discussed user Zserv's complaint, and it seems you were being offensive, and also impersonating a federal officer.
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> DynastyNet-3A9F3:
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> However, he has agreed to repeal the charges if you issue a public apology.
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> DynastyNet-3A9F3:
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Please return to #destructoid and apologize to all of the users in the room for impersonating an officer.
[18:32] <Ub3rSlug> Burgandy, just be quiet for a sec, yes?
[18:32] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> :D
[18:32] <CronosBlade> hey, the more gods the better Aerox
[18:32] <Aerox> Apparently Sarah Palin snuck into our research group
[18:32] * smith232 (kirk@DynastyNet-542C30F1.range86-132.btcentralplus.com) has joined #destructoid
[18:33] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Everyone please pay attention to user smith232.
[18:33] * Ub3rSlug sits down.
[18:33] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> He has been advised to issue a public apology on his own behalf.
[18:33] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Continue, smith232.
[18:33] * RonBurgandy2010 is confused
[18:33] * Ub3rSlug listens
[18:33] * eternalplayer jion Ub3r
[18:33] * The_Young_Scot waits
[18:33] * KingZServ sits next to a hungry lion.
[18:33] * RonBurgandy2010 is still confused
[18:33] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Smith?
[18:33] * Aerox is now known as AHungryLion
[18:34] <RonBurgandy2010> ?
[18:34] <smith232> Hello once again everyone. I have returned to offer a public aplogy to the whole room regarding my recent actions and deceptions in this room. I was not thinking about what I was doing at the time, but I now realise that this was an extremley inappropite way to behave
[18:34] <smith232> For this reason, I am truly sorry for any hassle i may have caused anyone in this room
[18:34] <RonBurgandy2010> what the hell do you people do when I'm not here?
[18:34] <njsykora> quiet Ron
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Quiet, RonBurgandy2010.
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Please.
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Thank you, smith232.
[18:34] * AHungryLion is now known as Aerox
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> Zserv, I believe that at this point, the issue has been resolved.
[18:34] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> You may go on your way, smith232.
[18:34] <smith232> ok
[18:35] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> But for the time being, it's probably best that you're removed from this room.
[18:35] <smith232> thank you for your understanding
[18:35] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> You may return in one hour.
[18:35] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> No problem.
[18:35] * DynastyNet-3A9F3 sets mode: +b *!*@DynastyNet-542C30F1.range86-132.btcentralplus.com
[18:35] * smith232 was kicked by DynastyNet-3A9F3 (DynastyNet-3A9F3)
[18:35] <KingZServ> I'd still feed him to the lions but that's me
[18:35] <DynastyNet-3A9F3> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[18:35] <Ub3rSlug> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[18:35] <dyslixec> LOL
[18:35] <Wedge_Antilles> Lulululululul
[18:35] <Cheezeitz> ....
[18:35] <KingZServ> rofl
[18:35] <eternalplayer> AHHAHA
[18:35] <The_Young_Scot> BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:35] <dyslixec> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:35] <dyslixec> oh god
[18:35] <Ub3rSlug> CBLOG THIS SHIT NOW
[18:35] <KingZServ> oh jesus
[18:35] <Cheezeitz> Hahahahahahaha.



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I especially liked the url that linked to porn!
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
NVGR FORGET
007's Destructoid Blog
Damn, I've really got to get my ass back in IRC.
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
Goog God you people are amazing.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Also IRC guide if you don't know how to get in: link
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
I'm still piecing together that strange voyage into IRC.
eternalplayer2345's Destructoid Blog
The coup de grace of the evening
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
EPIC!!
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Shit, I didn't even know it went on this long!
RAB's Destructoid Blog
geez, i didnt plan on reading it but i couldnt help but finish once i started.

fucking GREAT. lemon pulled that shit off so slick


you guys shoulda just told him that someone was gonna go to his house within the next few days. sheesh
bet he was totally crying.
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
This is fucking excellent!
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
I miss IRC sooooooo much. :(
SteamyV's Destructoid Blog
I can't believe how amazing this is...
Electro Lemon's Destructoid Blog
/me bows
naia-the-gamer's Destructoid Blog
I think I came, once for each part.
NotAZombie's Destructoid Blog
I think Ron was my favorite part of this whole story.
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
EPIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Young Scot's Destructoid Blog
We should retell this story every Christmas
njsykora's Destructoid Blog
IRC fucking owns.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
i had multiple O's in each part i read. great stuff.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
Guys.

This was fucking EPIC!

I'm sick today and needed this good laugh. My Favorite part:

[18:34] <RonBurgandy2010> what the hell do you people do when I'm not here?
[18:34] <njsykora> quiet Ron

I think that should be on the commemorative T-Shirts for this event.

Well played.
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
LoL @ Ron.
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Ron redefines clueless :)
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epoc win
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The word epic cannot properly describe what has transpired here.


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