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Our hero can be seen chronically masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn, mostly because I'm too lazy to close the drapes.

Anyway, as a gamer, I like to keep my selections varied. I'll intentionally play bad games, in the hopes that at least there's some redeeming quality about it. Usually, there isn't. However, I can truthfully say that That's so Raven was a much better game than Hanna Montana.

Plus, I like Jack Daniels. A lot.

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Fun with Rock Band's Character Creator
Your moms new boyfriend \| 9:54 PM on 12.08.2007	24 comments

That's me. Well, a reasonable facsimile. If I ever wore a leather vest. Or did sit ups ever.

The thing with Rock Band's Character Creator is that with a little imagination, you can "kinda" do whatever you want. Although it seems limited against something like Tiger Woods or Fight Night (where I made a retarded boxer named Corky Shortbus), it still has enough options for someone like me to do stupid shit.

The popular late night TV host loosens his tie and sings girl songs.

Brian Slade AKA Maxwell Demon from the movie Velvet Goldmine. Its the only movie where you'll see Obi-Wan Kenobi buttfucking Batman.

Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star. Available in season 1 version,

season 2 (Tough Boy!) version,

and shirt a-sploded version.

Dr. Rockzo. The rock and roll clown. He does cocaine.

He is a real American.

Snap into a Slim Jim!

To round out the wrestlers, my latest project. It'll take some time to get it really perfect, but THE WARRIOR SHALL PREVAIL!!!!1!

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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18

a_r_p

Dr. Rockzo was especially awesome. Haha pretty cool, if only I could get Hulk Hogan to drum in my band now.

s0lesurviv0r

Awesome stuff, but you can't modify the body shape? Oh well, when I eventually get this for my imaginary(for the moment) 360, my Zaraki Kenpachi drummer will have to be a tad skinny.

Turtule Soup

Doctor rockzo lol

Excremento

a-da-da-da-da-da yeah! I'm Dr. Rockzo, the rock n roll clown, I DO COCAINE!!!

Fucking great post man!

EternalDeathSlayer

I Love COCAINE!

Demios

Awesome collection there!

COME INTO THE WARRIORS WORLD WHERE NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY!!!!

Also Dr.Rockzo = Win.

vexed alex

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Clockwork

Conan rocks.

sleepingagain

the best one ive seen so far, was someone made their own joker, and it was badass

lucashoal

Since no one else mentioned it...

Damn, Velvet Goldmine is an old movie now. And very gaaaaaaaayyyyy, especially with them all being fabulous and such. Eddie Izzard makes a great manager.

Big Z

Now if only you could make Randy Savage play a guitar called the Bonesaw...

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@ s0lesurviv0r

I've tried making a Kenpachi, and he looks like ass. I mean, the guy's already skinny as hell, but when you try to adjust the sliders to get the proportions right, he looks like he has a gigantic, spiky head. Plus, none of the clothing options looks like a Shinigami uniform. You'd have to dress him all punk rock-y like in the credits to make it look good. Also, because of the way the weight slider works, you can't give someone an awesome buddha. So no Yokozuna lead singer for me :(

Your moms new boyfriend

@ lemon

I saw that. Your D-toid pride brings a tear to my eye and a warm feeling in the cockles of my heart.

Your moms new boyfriend

@ lucashoal

That movie is one of my guiltiest pleasures. A good portion of that cast made me question my sexuality, but thankfully Toni Collete's naked body made me realize how much I love the vajay-jay.

s0lesurviv0r

Would you be able to replicate Johnny and I-No from Guilty Gear? I doubt they'd have any thing resembling her jacket/bra, but surely they must have a decent assortment of red leather.

lucashoal

I need to get a copy of that movie. It's all my sister's fault that I watched it in the first place, she had a thing for Ewan McGregor AND Jonathan Rhys Meyers way back when.

And I love the cock AND bajingo, so...stuff.

Your moms new boyfriend

Johnny shouldn't be too much of a problem, if you don't mind not having that wicked pimp hat. I-no, that's a tough one. Her defining feature is costume, and that seems really tough to duplicate. Ironic, considering this would be the perfect game for her.

Snaileb

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