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An open letter to Harmonix, Activision, et al
Your moms new boyfriend | 10:59 PM on 12.13.2007 6 comments


To whom it may concern:

I am not a person who deals with pleasantries while important words need to be said, so I'll be brief.

Quit acting like fucking children and cowboy up.

PS3 owners have a hard enough time catching a break without having companies acting like infants. For the good of all mankind, set aside your differences. Release the patch. Make many people happy, and make yourselves lots of money. The masses will thank you for it.

Sincerely yours,

Your mom's new boyfriend

PS- STFUAJPG!



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Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 00:43
Samit Sarkar
Amen, brother.

Yours truly,
a PS3 owner
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 01:47
Bob Muir
Agreed. Just because they bought the PS3 version instead of the 360 verion doesn't mean they need to be treated like second-class citizens; they get enough of that from other developers.
Electrobes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 07:20
Electrobes
Couldn't agree more.. you PS3 people have been hosed enough already.
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