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Our hero can be seen chronically masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn, mostly because I'm too lazy to close the drapes.

Anyway, as a gamer, I like to keep my selections varied. I'll intentionally play bad games, in the hopes that at least there's some redeeming quality about it. Usually, there isn't. However, I can truthfully say that That's so Raven was a much better game than Hanna Montana.

Plus, I like Jack Daniels. A lot.

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Your moms new boyfriend \| 11:08 PM on 11.12.2007	4 comments

Guess who this is. Go on, take some time with this if you need to.

Give up? Well, here's a shocker (for me, anyway).

Its Otacon.

This figure is part of a 20th anniversary collection for Metal Gear, which includes both young and old versions of Solid Snake, the "I eat weird shit" version of Big Boss, this figure of Otacon, and Some chick with a sword named Raiden.

I totally want these figures. However, they are unreleased and only available for preorder. I know how a lot of you feel about preordering shit, but this is kinda hot.

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Twisted Imp

I've never played a single Metal Gear game (minus the NES version), I want to buy the Anniversary Collection so I can catch up on the story.

deiga-the-semivaliant

LOL WRONG PITCHUR.

I'm pretty sure that's just Old Snake with his alternate head.

I am interested in what the real Otacon figure looks like. tho. Does he have glasses pushing action?

Your moms new boyfriend

Yeah, prolly. Would be cool if the real Otacon came with the corpse of his dead sister.

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