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A grown man can cry
Your moms new boyfriend | 1:58 AM on 03.04.2008 12 comments




There are few times where its socially acceptable for a grown man to cry. In a moment of complete and utter awesomeness, the birth of his progeny, or when he sits on his balls. Still, I am not afraid to admit something like this to anyone. I cried playing a video game.

A goddamn video game.

All I have to say is Lost Odyssey. I've been playing the game for a while now, and I'm finding it harder to steel myself against the pure onslaught of pathos I'm force fed. Now, don't get me wrong, I adore the game. However, there should have been a disclaimer that said "May cause bouts of intense sobbing" or come with a preorder bonus of a box of tissues.

My point in the whole thing is, is that the writing in this game is phenomenal. In fact, games in general have gradually become more and more complex, thanks to writing that could obliterate any Oscar worthy flick (not to detract against Diablo Cody. I think Juno is a hoot, and I'd totally bang her). Its no wonder Hollywood is shaking in its boots about a little town called Redmond, and has tried (and failed miserably) to hijack the formula for success.

I look forward to seeing what the future holds for us, especially in the field of interactive entertainment.



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Your moms new boyfriend's Destructoid Blog
@Vaginalexplosive

He must cry because he is so fucking EPIC.
Rainbowblack's Destructoid Blog
I'm a grown man and last weeks episode of Lost made me cry last .

Lost Odyssey has made me sad, but not to the point of tears.....yet

Klonoa...now that had me crying like a bitch. The first and only time I expressed any emotion other than fury and elation
double2's Destructoid Blog
gai?
ironmanrules1333's Destructoid Blog
it's ok it's ok *puts hand on shoulder in distinctly heterosexual and brotherly way*
manta's Destructoid Blog
I clicked on this C-Blog thinking it would be something related to Devil May Cry.







PS






Pussy.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
I cried at the end of Dune Messiah when Chani died during childbirth. I also started tearing up while reading DC: The New Frontier when they quote the Kennedy speech. But at least I'm not such an incredible pussy to cry over a video game.

I'm just kidding. I never cry. 'CAUSE I'M SO MACHO!
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
I just got the game, can't wait to get into it.
Vaginalexplosive, that video is so creepy :o .. like your name O_o
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
After I beat Half Life 2...yes I still haven't beaten it let alone the episodes, I think I'm going to pick this game up. See what all the crying is about.

PS

Pussy.
Your moms new boyfriend's Destructoid Blog
You are what you eat.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
@your mom blah blah blah blah

Well done sir, well done.
angusm's Destructoid Blog
Damn, the first time Icry during a video game would be an epic moment.
Perhaps I shall pick up this Lost Odyssey you speak of.
Props for the manliness to admit that shit.


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