Behold the companion cube tissue box. A neat little addition to your desktop, it comes in handy when the game you've been waiting a year for has been delayed. Again.
Its not so much blogworthy in and of itself, but the g...
There are few times where its socially acceptable for a grown man to cry. In a moment of complete and utter awesomeness, the birth of his progeny, or when he sits on his balls. Still, I am not afraid to admit something li...
Just saw Stallone's latest film. Its violent. Really, really violent.
I'd say there would be spoilers, but really, y'all know what to expect already.
First off, the film takes place in Burma, home of a bloody civil war....
Ah, the good old days of racial stereotyping. This old commercial for Sony products claims that their products are superior simply because "Caucasians are too damn tall".
Still, it may explain why the PS3 is big and black.
Well, it happened. I really should have seen it coming. I was aware of it from day one, but did nothing about it. Now it bit me in the ass.
I broke my Rock Band drum pedal.
From the first minute I pressed on it with my b...
To whom it may concern:
I am not a person who deals with pleasantries while important words need to be said, so I'll be brief.
Quit acting like fucking children and cowboy up.
PS3 owners have a hard enough time catching a ...
That's me. Well, a reasonable facsimile. If I ever wore a leather vest. Or did sit ups ever.
The thing with Rock Band's Character Creator is that with a little imagination, you can "kinda" do whatever you want. Althoug...
So you wanna rock. Who doesn't? The hard part is deciding which guitar is best for your gaming needs. Today, I'll do a comparison/ contrast between the Guitar Hero 2, Guitar Hero 3, and Rock Band guitars. These are for th...
I like to think I'm pretty handy. I know how to change the oil in my car, build furniture, and make a bong out of a five gallon bucket and an empty bleach container.
This is just sick. I would have never thought of this,...
So, rumor has it that 4 Chan, purveyors of all things manly and socially acceptable, have decided to have its army of loyal readers call Gamestops all over the country and ask for Battletoads.
Guess who this is. Go on, take some time with this if you need to.
Give up? Well, here's a shocker (for me, anyway).
This figure is part of a 20th anniversary collection for Metal Gear, which includes both ...
This week is an amazing week for games. Castlevania, Conan, Zack and the horribly undershipped Wikki, hell, even Front Mission for the DS. How cool is that? With the cadre of amazing titles, it almost pained me to say that...
About Your moms new boyfriend One of us since 7:55 PM on 11.26.2006
Our hero can be seen chronically masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn, mostly because I'm too lazy to close the drapes.
Anyway, as a gamer, I like to keep my selections varied. I'll intentionally play bad games, in the hopes that at least there's some redeeming quality about it. Usually, there isn't. However, I can truthfully say that That's so Raven was a much better game than Hanna Montana.