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Why I'm not buying Ass Creed 2

It's not Jim's review score. I mean come on, it's Jim, who can take him seriously? He doesn't even like Mass Effect. Pshh. Plus he's pretty overweight so he obviously can't be trusted to not eat pies let alone review things. ...

 




About Your Moms Hot Loverone of us since 9:16 AM on 06.07.2009

I met your Mom at a delicate time in her life. She was feeling vulnerable and her self-esteem was low. I had just returned from a humanitarian mission in Africa where I built seven brand new towns out of aids. The only thing that impressed your Mom more than my inhuman strength, Brad Pitt abs and Steven Hawking intellect was the length, girth and prettiness of my immense penis.

She then had a multiple orgasm that lasted 6 weeks. That was before I even touched her. That's how much of a filthy whore your mom really is. I'm not going to tell you anything more because I think it is disrespectful, but I just want to explain one more thing to you - you know how when you listen closely at night you can hear your Dad crying himself to sleep? Now you know why.
 

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