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Half-Life 2 EP 3, or why Valve keeps on disappointing me
Yashoki | 12:23 PM on 06.29.2008 28 comments




So I'm not very excited for HL 2 EP 3. I read a bunch of articles, looked at some screenshots, and even watched the big long gameplay video but nothing could really raise my interest in it. Most people would probably say in response that maybe I'm not into fantasy FPSs, or that maybe if I would have played through the first two games (that's right, I'm a HL 2 EP 3 virgin) I would be a bit more enthralled. While these accusations might have a little bit of truth to them, the main reason why HL 2 EP 3 doesn't look special to me is because it really doesn't seem to be doing anything new.

Now, being a Half-Life virgin I'll admit that I'm no authority on Half-Life gameplay. However, from what I've seen so far from Half-Life 2: Episode 3, this game doesn't stray too far from its previous brethren in terms of its playability. As Valve has said already, only a mouse will be needed in order to play Half-Life 2: Episode 3 (of course, we all know that this is bullshit and that Skins and Mods will be very necessary in order to truly play the game at a fun level). The Half-Life games always been very "Shooty" games and it seems like this one will be no exception. But is this what gamers really want? Ok, maybe some gamers do like very shooty games. To me, however, this seems like a step backwards in gameplay. Its been a while since Half-Life 2 Episode 2 was released, and I can't help but think that Shooty FPSs are a thing of the past. Hell, I remember that even when I bought Quake I thought that the gameplay felt outdated. However, seeing Half-Life 2: Episode 3's old-fashioned, trite gameplay was only a mere slap in the face compared to a certain previous announcement by Valve.

Team Fortress, what a game! I remember when Valve first announced it, the internet collectively cried tears of joy! I shed a few myself, until I say what Valve was doing with the franchise. The Dark atmosphere that I so enjoyed in Team Fortress was replaced with cartoonish, Pixar styled graphics. Art design aside, they announced very early on that they were going to be sticking very closely to the original Team Fortress gameplay. I realize that, like Half-Life 2 Episode 3 there are some new twists (read: gimmicks) that might make the game feel a little more fresh. The problem is that none of these are really new. Take the height element that they're implementing. Basically, some units can walk onto raised platforms and hills now making them less of an obstacle. This would be cool and everything if hadn't been done already in games (I'll talk about this a little later). Also, they did away with many of the great innovations from Team Fortress. They're different games, I know, but if Team Fortess could be such an innovative game, why can't Half-Life 2 Episode 3 be one too? I fear that Valve might be too afraid to mess with this franchise in any extreme way, but since they're on the most highly acclaimed developers in the world, you would expect them to try to set the bar higher.

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27 comments | showing # 1 to 27
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Shalashaska161's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 12:45
Shalashaska161
Oh lawl.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 12:47
Arttemis
You, sir, fucking WIN.

Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 13:01
Def JM
Well played.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 13:04
Cataract
/facepalm
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 13:07
Phist
Thank you, Yasholi.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 13:32
smackifilia
HAHAHAHHA
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 13:42
jdub28
this is the official no more naming blogs like rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons blog. no more 2 names if i see and or in the title and there is no comparison im trolling
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 14:02
ZServ
I lol'd hard.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 14:07
Samit Sarkar
“As Valve has said already, only a mouse will be needed in order to play Half-Life 2: Episode 3 (of course, we all know that this is bullshit and that Skins and Mods will be very necessary in order to truly play the game at a fun level).”

WIN.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 14:18
Maurice Tan
Meh HL2 and all the Episodes are pretty generic when it comes to gameplay. You walk to a place, shoot some scripted enemies, do some stupid puzzle, repeat, get to a part where you can't skip some idiot npc talking random 'story' bullshit that you can just as well go without, walk to a place, shoot, etc.

It's still fun to play from time to time, so ppl just expect more of the same of Ep3 and don't really need innovation, I think. It's just all terribly overrated and overhyped.

Fuck forced team-based multiplayer and crap like classes etc. Q3A > * ;)
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 14:32
Puppetpallmich
i see wut u did there. it took me a second but i see
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 14:34
Maurice Tan
Damn I failed!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 15:05
007
I didn't lol, but others did.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 15:47
king3vbo
This was my face when I first saw this blog:
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 16:09
BahamutZero
I hate shooty games. and clicky ones.
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 16:20
manta
Well played.
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 16:30
Rogue Trooper
I don't get it, is he being sarcastic?
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 17:12
Arttemis
@Rogue Trooper:

You should probably read this blog.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 18:28
bbrigg1
@Arttemis

Don't you mean "You, m'am, fucking WIN"?
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 19:21
Arttemis
@bbrigg1 - I'd edit it if I could.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 20:06
liam2015
bwahahahaha, as everyone has said, well played yashoki
SyntaxError's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:55
SyntaxError
I c wut u did thar.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 22:36
Eschatos
I knew something was off when you talked about Episode 3 gameplay vids and Team Fortress's "dark atmosphere".
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 23:01
Yashoki
Good Job Eschatos, you can understand sarcasm. Next is numbers.
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 18:25
HawtPawkitHero
Hi eschatos. you're cool.
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