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Yeah... we should talk about Prototype.
Y0j1mb0 | 1:29 AM on 06.13.2009 46 comments




Before I begin this rather rushed quick preview of sorts, I have two things to say... I never played Hulk: Ultimate Destruction. and I will not compare this game to any other that may seem vaguely similar out right now. I really don't know where to begin this because this game is, in my humble opinion, made for a particular gamer in mind, the homicidal video gamer who wants to unleash as much chaos and violence in a game world as humanly possible and more. Unfortunately that type of gamer is me. This preview because of that will be drenched with bias that could probably drown whales.

To put it simply, this is the type of game that I prayed to the gaming gods to make when I first started to really get into video games. And to be honest a few times I thought those very same gaming gods delivered on my prayers of a no holds barred violent playground with games like the Grand Theft Autos and the darker cousin to that series Manhunt. What the sum of these two paragraphs before you are getting at is Prototype quite simply is beyond fucking awesome.

If you don't know what this game is about yet I'll just insert here what's on the back of the box:

You are Alex Mercer, the PROTOTYPE, the ultimate shape-shifting weapon. With no memory and no mercy, hunt your way to the heart of the conspiracy which created you, making those responsible pay!

Yeah doesn't sound like a very original or deep storyline but lets not kid ourselves here, if you're picking this up for a moving story of some kind you're doing it wrong. The story is merely there to facilitate the unapologetic violence that you're about to unleash and in that context it works beautifully. Revenge is always a great vehicle for wanton destruction and mayhem from movies, to books all the way back to video games. Revenge is like an invisible sword cutting away your inhibitions and morality to justify the participation of those darker deeds bubbling below your skin.



Darker deeds that you're going to love to unleash in this game. Lets see what can you do? You can transform your limbs to hammers, claws, spear looking blades that can carve pedestrians and all who get in your way in half or halves. Blood will flow in the air. Dead bodies will litter the streets. You can pick up cars and throw them at attack choppers. Of course doing an elbow drop from high in the air on a tank is there. You can absorb people and their memories and become them physically. You can run up buildings like Spiderman on speed. You're a force of fucking nature. The sense of being a badass is all encompassing. I thought the latest Wolverine game you were a badass. This game makes that game look like a prototype.

In the first fifteen minutes of the game everything I described to you above you do... back to back to back. I can nitpick this game for minuscule flaws here and there. But really that only goes to show you no game is perfect. I'm not on payroll to do reviews. I'll let the official reviewers tell you about those slight issues. What I will tell you is that minor things aside this is the most honest to goodness FUN I had in a while being loco killing EVERYTHING in sight. If you're the type of gamer who loves to plop down on your comfy sofa, drink a few cold brews and release your stress filled day with a violent bloody romp of a game, you may find Prototype not only fits the bill but takes it to another level.



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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 01:36
Chris Carter
This game is one of the most "pure fun" titles I've had the opportunity of playing. That said, it'll be hard for me to justify buying this 20 hr, no replay valued $60 game, but rest assured, I'll be picking it up when it goes down in price.

Like I've said before: one of the primary criticisms a few community members had with inFamous was that it doesn't make you feel "badass enough". Rent Prototype.

Perfect analysis, 'Jimbo.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 01:37
Alasdair Duncan
I noticed the price of the PC version has gone down $10 on Steam, so I think I'm going to go and get this.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 02:17
Naim Master
I have a few questions about this game :

1-Are there normal civilians or is it only zombies and military?
2-How many weapons are there?
3-Any meaningfull differences between the weapons ?(from the trailers they all looked like the same but with a new skin)
4-Is the combat at least a little bit deep or is it pure button mashing?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 02:27
Aaron Mxy Yost
Damn it, don't tell me these things. I have to pick up Ghostbusters, Red Faction, and Punch Out! on this paycheck!
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 02:48
Technophile
I will say, I just started it today and it's fun as hell. Unlike infamous, I actually feel like a badass.
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 04:35
JLanphear
And after reading this, my resolve for purchasing this game has been COMPLETELY solidified.
lv99ron's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 05:24
lv99ron
I just beat the game tonight. Man this shit was crazy. Now for the fun part running around looking for people to consume to add to my web, the different tokens, and dishing out murder to hit the 53,000 kill count. I think I might pass on the events though. Took 30 minutes to get a gold on a Kill mission.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 05:45
randombullseye
The game looked really shallow to me. Not that I wouldn't buy and play it, I enjoyed Hulk's game. This looks almost exactly like that, but without the hulk.

You should maybe pick that up, if you like hulk and running up buildings. Hulk can do that, carrying a bus.
themizarkshow's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 07:47
themizarkshow
Great overview of the game. Your last paragraph is just dead on... the game is just pure fun to play and could only be made better if I could make some of the civilians look more like the assholes who piss me off at work, in the middle of walmart, etc.

As for the sidemissions... addicting as hell. I plan on eventually getting a gold on them all. It's a compulsion, but once I start one, I have to finish it (the glide one are easy, but some are pretty damn rough).
themaninthejacket's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 08:04
themaninthejacket
Just got the game to day. Cant wait to try it after work. Looks like mindless fun.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 08:05
hpv
How much of it have you played, Yojimbo?
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 08:29
Overcrowd
Remember as well, that you can absorb literally anyone you see on the streets.

So yes, there is an old frail woman running around elbow dropping tanks.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 08:42
Eschatos
1-Are there normal civilians or is it only zombies and military?
2-How many weapons are there?
3-Any meaningfull differences between the weapons ?(from the trailers they all looked like the same but with a new skin)
4-Is the combat at least a little bit deep or is it pure button mashing?

There are lots of civilians, though their numbers decrease as days pass
There are 4 handheld weapons - assault rifle, rocket launcher, machine gun, and grenade launcher. There are also five offensive powers.
Yes, the weapons are all pretty different
You can easily kill basic enemies by button mashing but you need some strategy against the bigger ones or they will fuck your shit up.

I <3 this game so much. I especially love that you can cut someone in half from the top down. So few games do that.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 10:09
Daxelman
Chad absorbs old ladies, and then elbow drops tanks.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 10:17
Gyrael
Ali D says:
(# 1) on 06/13/2009 01:37
I noticed the price of the PC version has gone down $10 on Steam, so I think I'm going to go and get this.

Not really. PC games are always 50$.

Dammit Yojimbo. I HAVE TOO MANY GAMES TO PLAY.
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 10:59
TewDee
Awesome first picture.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 11:44
Qraze
i won't get it. (activision)
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 11:55
garison
Game looks really interesting.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 12:46
norm9
Sounds really cool. It's too bad that there are so many good games out there that I haven't even had a chance to buy that I'll have to pass on this.


Unless any of you out there can lend me sixty bucks.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 12:49
mix
@John

Manyou Typereally weirddude.

I know this game would be a wicked rental but never a purchase as I NEED some story to keep me playing or else I loose interest to fast.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 13:59
Usedtabe
Awesome game. Sometimes I just ignore the missions altogether and go crazy for a couple of hours. It's fun to just free run all over the map.
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 14:10
theredpepperofdoom
I need this game but I don't have money.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 14:32
Zombutler
This game is so incredibly awesome. I love it. Best purchase I've made in a while. PURE FUN.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 14:48
ParaParaKing
I don't believe you. Sacred 2 was shit.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 15:21
Corak
I like games like this as well, the only reason I don't completely adore them is they get stale after a while. Yes running around recklessly and doing a ton of damage is very fun, but it isn't the main reason I would come back to a game as much as a good story line would. Do I care what is happening here? Do I want to see what's next? Is there something that draws me to the game other than random destruction? If those things aren't there I can see myself playing it for a while but then I'll get bored and my gamer ADD will kick in and I'll be less likely to continue playing it. I'm glad people enjoy the game, I'm interested in it as well just not $60 interested for a thrill I can get from watching big explosions on TV.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 15:26
aborto thefetus
Zombutler and Grim kept telling me that this was my type of game and I should get it. Does this mean you agree with them Yojimbo?
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 16:19
Mr Wrighty 987
I really cant be arsed with free roaming games at the moment thats why im really struggling to play this a Red Faction
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 17:22
Freefall
Bought it, no regrets, it is far better than I imagined. The web of intrigue is a fantastic idea too.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 18:23
Takeshi
"If you're the type of gamer who loves to plop down on your comfy sofa, drink a few cold brews and release your stress filled day with a violent bloody romp of a game, you may find Prototype not only fits the bill but takes it to another level."

Fuck, yes.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 18:23
Black Nexus
so my freinds list is literally split here, so far I got ten mehs and ten awesomes.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 19:11
Takeshi
Also, I want to know what Corak watches on TV.
shinryu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 19:45
shinryu
definitely gonna get this when the price drops...I'd buy it this minute if I weren't neck-deep in games already.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 20:55
Alasdair Duncan
@Kiranio

It could be different as I'm in Australia. I'm pretty sure the game was $60 to pre-order, but I'll be honest, it doesn't make a lot of sense to lower the price once it's come out.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 21:06
Brian Szabelski
This game is a game for those who really just want to have fun without having to worry about storyline or anything else that adds a whole lot of depth to games. In a sense, it's a bit old-school because most older titles don't drip of these huge grandiose storylines. It was all pretty simple, and in a way, Prototype appeals to people who really want that kind of experience.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 00:56
Trev
I'm having fun with Prototype, but I'm also finding something wrong with just about every part of it. That doesn't make it bad, but it makes it kind of... not good. My stance is that if you like open-world and action games, pick it up, but be ready for it to be Hulk: Ultimate Destruction in a lot of really unflattering ways and don't spend $60 on it.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 01:49
Alasdair Duncan
@Trev: I watched the GameTrailers review and it said Prototype was a game that was more than the sum of it's parts. Like there were problems with each element making it up, but it somehow manages to become bigger than it's individual parts.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 03:15
MechaMonkey
You can surf a dude.

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fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 12:15
fetusmilk
URGE TO KILL RISING!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 19:53
Puppy Licks
You can piledrive a guy off a skyscraper, and use your whip-arm to hijack helicopters. Fuck yeah
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 15:32
Holyetheline
Yes. This game is incredible. I have spent way too much time playing it the past couple of days!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 17:10
PappaDukes
I always do what old people suggest. ;-)
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2009 10:22
TheToiletDuck
yeah but, now i've played the first 15minutes is there really any point playing anymore?
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:03
Anus Mcphanus
It's just a shame that the story and dialogue are complete crap. Good thing the game's so much fun!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/22/2009 14:42
Velt
Actually I played 3 or 4 hours and I dont see the point in continue playing. Im bored now.
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