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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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Why DESTRUCTOID ROCKS Reason # 1,545: Funktastic Edition.
Y0j1mb0 | 4:03 PM on 09.28.2010 36 comments




[ Blogger's note: I was going to wait to post this tomorrow seeing as Tony had a similar post but then I thought: Hell no. This is what Destructoid is all about and the more attention Dtoid and it's ridiculously giving community gets, the better. ]

I think that everybody in our glorious community can pretty much write a blog on a daily basis of why Destructoid as a whole rocks and we would never run out of reasons. That's how rich Destructoid is with it's undeniable love for everybody that frequents here, especially it's community members. I can pretty much testify that I have never seen this amount of joy and love shared among people in any other place. This is yet another example of a community member unprovoked being awesome to another here... specifically me.

In our last episode of Why DESTRUCTOID ROCKS, Ckarasu bestowed upon my person much free swag. And life for me was good. So what could possibly make me create another post of why Destructoid and its community rocks. Why simple. More generosity. Take a gander at this my fellow colleagues and bathe in the feeling of fellowship.

It all began like any other day, except it was two days after my 39th birthday. I felt old, cranky and hoping kids would get on my lawn so I could tell them to get off it. Even watching a good movie wasn't peeling my cantankerous exterior. Then it happened...



Hmmm...who could this be? I mean I live in the country where they make Friday the 13th movies and my closest neighbor is quite a bit away. The mailman, eh? And with a package for me. Oh boy, was it the the truckload of blu-rays I ordered? Can't be, I just ordered them yesterday. No, it was much better than that.



It was from fellow Dtoider and all around cool cat Funktastic. Opening the package I was greeted with his manifesto, really a touching long letter wishing me a Happy Birthday and a few other things like me drawing him something. I gotta tell you, for the longest time he has wanted a drawing of a Domo from me, why I don't know, as my artistic skills are not things to write home about. But I have been working on one for my Canadian friend and soon I'll be able to unveil it and send it his way. Trust me Funk, it will be worth the wait. In the letter he also told me I was finally old enough to see this movie which he sent my way. How on earth he knew this was on top of my Netflix queue is beyond me...



Now let's see what else is in that there picnic basket.



UFC shirt? I'm digging it. Actually I'm a t shirt whore so I dig all shirts and there were quite a bit more he sent.



Yes.



Fun fact: I LOVE wearing t shirts from shitty games. It's the ultimate fashion statement for the game rebels out in the world.



Nice. But wait, there's even more.



I'm actually interested in this upcoming The Hunted game. Cool yet it's the next shirt that I lost it over.



Wow. Thank you Funk!! I've been meaning to get one of these just haven't gotten to it yet and now I have this in my grubby hands. This is beyond appreciated and more than enough to rinse my foul mood I was experiencing earlier away...but there's more still. What I'm about to show you may not mean much to some but to me couldn't have been a better gift to me. If you know anything about me it's that I am obsessed with collecting a certain thing. To the point of having over 45 different ones in my collection. For Funktastic to remember this little factoid about me and actually contribute to my obsession has made me at a loss for words. Have a look at what else he sent.



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OMG.

I absolutely love these man. The first one he bought when he was at Greece. It's a travel chess set but surprisingly solid with weight as well as quality. The chess pieces are styled after the Greek gods. Chad may like the fact that the pawn pieces are dolphins frozen jumping in the air. The second one is much bigger, folds in for you to store the chess pieces and looks to have like an Inca design to it. On one side the knights are llamas and on the other side is traditional horses. I love the style of this one a lot. The little board is gorgeous. Can you believe that there is one more thing to show as well? Inside the fold out chess set, this was in it:



Seriously Jonathan, I can't even begin to thank you enough for all of this. Much love brother. The surreal thing is that this is indicative as a whole of just about all the Dtoiders here. Giving, selfless, and just plain awesome. Here's another special thank you to Jonathan/Funktastic. Thanks dude, you're the tits. You will be getting that Samurai Domo drawing very very soon and I'll make sure to post it in a blog before I send it out. People of Destructoid show him some love. And also a thank you to Destructoid as a whole for having the BEST DAMN COMMUNITY EVER.



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Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:15
Tony Ponce
I'm Tony Ponce, and I approve of this message.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:16
Qraze
awesome chess board, very pretty. great hual on the shirts!
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:21
Qalamari
Funky is the MAN.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:28
manasteel88
holy funk...wow...I mean wow.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:30
Sean Carey
Those chessboards are gorgeous. Also looking forward to Hunted!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:36
Elsa
I feel so fuzzy warm right now! :)
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:36
Stevil
My brother owns a copy of X-Blades. To this day, I'm still not sure why!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:37
Char Aznable
That MK shirt is fucking awesome.
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:39
Winged Kirby
I WANT the mod nation racers shirt

MiniKratos is just so cute
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:42
randombullseye
That funker never sent me anything! He actually wrote "yojimbo" on the fucking package! That's so great!

I love that you're in front of Machete. Your so cool.
Bakewell's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 16:48
Bakewell
I live in a place called Lincoln, Lincolnshire ,England.
You would love it here. We are famous for many things but one thing you may actually care about is the creation of the circular chess board. And by circular I don't mean like the fine chess board picture in your blog but an actual circular playing field.

Its a mind.fuck.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 17:48
TheCleaningGuy
Funktastic is awesome.
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 18:05
ChillyBilly
Damn those t-shirts are sweet, oh and that chess set, pretty darned nice as well.

Good on ya Funk, good on ya.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 18:47
CelicaCrazed
That's pretty awesome!!
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 18:55
LawofThermalDynamics
Oh D-Toid....why must you love so hard
SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 19:32
SteezyXL
Damn. Awesome shirts and that chess set is looking pretty spiffy. Your one lucky son of a gun jimbo.

Also happy belated birthday man. I hope your reflexes aren't slowing down. It would be a shame because I believe I can finally put up a fight against you in some SSFIV. :D
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 19:57
Chris Carter
No, YOU rock.

Seriously, good community members make the community.
azninvasion2000's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 20:06
azninvasion2000
Damn that is a sweet care package! Happy birthday, Jimbo!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 20:13
Qraze
but i digress lol.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 20:29
Joanna Mueller
I got one of those shirts at PAX, now whenever I wear it I'll pretend that you are wearing yours because NEMESIS.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 21:42
Teta
Hey that second chess set and stone is from my country.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 22:28
Gyrael
dude what
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 23:01
Teta
^ That guy's country too
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 23:39
Funktastic
So you're saying it's "unprovoked" now eh? Maybe I should post some of the numerous examples that prove otherwise . . . ;-D . . . hahaha! I kid, I kid mate! ^_^ Also, I've wanted you to draw me a Samurai DOMO for the sole reason you always want OTHER people to draw you as a samurai, so I thought it was YOUR turn to draw someone something! =P Also, I have a good memory about remembering things, but as I said in my letter, I remembered it from like . . . what? . . . close to 2 years ago when we had that "10 Things" meme going around. Plus, I just remembered upon TETA posting, that that second chess set is actually from Peru and not Ecuador. Who the hell is this "Jonathan" guy though . . . o_O . . . hahaha! If the rest of the community takes you up on your thought of showing me some love . . . helping me complete my quest of owning every North American released ATLUS game would be nice, or a tour/trip to their headquarters would be pretty sweet too! =D Still, glad you enjoyed all the stuff mate, you now have some T-SHIRTS that can be LOVED and WORN and CARED for, so hopefully you'll stop giving me crap! Hahaha! Merry Birthday again mate, and much love!
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2010 00:23
Altair78
...yes...
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2010 00:51
wanderingpixel
Like. I want one of those shirts.
Nihil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2010 02:01
Nihil
That is some killer fucking swag. WANT that Greek chess set. >_<
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2010 07:30
fetusmilk
i wish people would give me free stuff.

congrats on the haul!
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2010 08:15
Alasdair Duncan
Funky is a damm cool dude. For a Man U fan anyway. :P
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2010 08:31
lewness
Mod Nation Racers shirt is cool! Also, I'd like to see the rest of your Netflix queue. Just curious.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2010 09:33
Occams electric toothbrush
Whoa. Fatality shirt is great and those chessboards.....those are just amazing. Ace stuff from an ace community.
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2010 14:02
Funktastic
@ALI D
YOU DID NOT JUST EFFIN' GO THERE MATE!!! >=[ YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT COMMENT!!! =P
Nicole Caramanica's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2010 12:02
Nicole Caramanica
What I don’t understand is how you all can sit around and play video games for hours upon end. It seems to go against human nature to want to be cooped up indoors all day. Hasn’t anyone ever heard of socializing with others, or going outside to get a little fresh air? This perplexes me. What does one gain by playing these games? I do understand that they can be enjoyable, but I do not understand the length of time some people find the need to play for. Not to mention some of the content in video games today is absurd. Our youth is watching, and even “interacting” in games containing gun violence, killing, sexual assault and theft. Would you want your own children to be playing these games? What is this teaching them? That it is okay to sit around and play video games all day? That isolation and laziness is the key to building a successful future? I think not.
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