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Why DESTRUCTOID Rocks: Reason # 1,543: Counting Conflict is NOT a Douchebag Edition!!
Y0j1mb0 | 3:12 PM on 10.09.2008 38 comments




I think that everybody in our glorious community can pretty much write a blog on a daily basis of why Destructoid as a whole rocks and we would never run out of reasons. That's how rich Destructoid is with it's undeniable love for everybody that frequents here, especially it's community members. I can pretty much testify that I have never seen this amount of joy and love shared among people in any other place. This is yet another example of a member unprovoked being awesome to another here... specifically me.

In our last episode of Why DESTRUCTOID Rocks, Kryptinite bestowed upon my person much free swag. And life for me was good. So what could possibly make me create another post of why Destructoid and its community rocks. Why simple. More generosity. Take a gander at this my fellow colleagues and bathe in the feeling of fellowship.



Who could of sent me this package?? Why that lovable douchebag lush Counting Conflict, that's who! The Dtoider who has been known to sport a decent beard. Let's open this shall we??



Hmm, I spy a t shirt. This is great considering nothing in life makes me happier then acquiring t shirts. I am a certified t shirt whore y'see. But before we check that shirt out, let's see what else is in that package.



Oh my. Assorted stickers and two very cool Fallout 3 VAULT DWELLER"S SURVIVAL GUIDES. Awesome. But wait... there's more.



Well now... Dark Sector, Legendary, and Mirror's Edge Comics. Oh yeah. But what was that figure above them?



A Castlevania figure!!! Hell Yes. It's even got a pixelated look to it. Can it get any better than this?? Surely not.



Lego Indiana Jones T shirt.



A HULK T shirt based on the latest game by Sega.



And finally a Star Wars Unleashed shirt. Total T shirt orgasm has been achieved!!

THAT RIGHT THERE IS SOME EPIC GIFTING. BUT THERE'S MORE...



A FARCRY 2 Sportbag!! Haha!! Whew!! Counting Conflict, you are no longer a drunk douchebag who sports a decent beard in my eyes anymore. You're a drunk generous douchebag who sports a decent beard!!

... WAIT!! There is something in the bag. You got to be kidding me. MORE STUFF??

I wonder what's in it??



...



!!!



My Wanzer malfunctioned and shut down due to the sheer amount of epicness inside that package.


A certain Dutchman, named Takeshi in the background on PSN Chat, wondering where his swag is. :)

Thanks for the stuff Counting Conflict. You are the man. I may take it easy on you on PSN Poker. Thanks again for the stuff meng. You truly are a prince among men. I might have broken Rio's Swag record with that.



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MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
wtf that last picture is awkward.

also he's still a d-bag in my book
Krow's Destructoid Blog
I wish I could nest in Counting Conflicts beard. Yeah.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Man, everyone keeps sending you presents, wtf lol
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I'm convinced that Yojimbo either does sexual favors on the side, or sends nudes for the copious amounts of swag he has received.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
W....T.....F....meng.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
LMAO.
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
HOLY SHIT!!!

Aw, I want some stuff. I am hosting 2 FNF games tomorrow after all...
fetusmilk's Destructoid Blog
shit. if i put my address in my profile i wonder what kinda "shit" would show up at my door? that might not be a good idea.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Wow, that is quite the haul of loot. CountingConflict is awesome!
RICHARD BLOCKER's Destructoid Blog
Gelled up Yojimbo mugging for the camera and shoving his swag in our faces again. </jealousy>
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
Counting Conflict is, and will always be, made of win :)
Genfuyung's Destructoid Blog
that castlevania figure is amazing.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
AMAZING
SantanaClaus89's Destructoid Blog
Look at me I get everything in the world for freez.
Cutie Honey's Destructoid Blog
And he did take several pictures of you at PAX, he's a nice guy.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
That's SW33T!
Messer's Destructoid Blog
Shiny!
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Awesome haul there, but the Castlevania figure tops all.

Poor wanzer...
SilverDragon1979's Destructoid Blog
You lucky bastard. The sadest thing is all of this epic loot is going to a UNC fan.
mix's Destructoid Blog
Awesome stuff!

I agree, that Castlevania figure is so cool!!!
CountingConflict's Destructoid Blog
@ Yojimbo

You're welcome man. Enjoy the free shit.

@ Sadistic

Thanks man... I always try to portray myself as a douchebag, and now I know that I'm succeeding.
free touch's Destructoid Blog
fuck this... what do I have to do to get awesome free stuff. Do you guys call each other all night or something?
ShadokatRegn's Destructoid Blog
That's a LOT of free stuff! and I thought my local gamestop employees were the shit. :D Brilliant!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
so... I'm still not seeing any denial of nudes being passed around...
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
WOW , why cant i win that much of stuff too?
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
God damn, I need Jimbo's luck to rub off on me.
Video Cognito's Destructoid Blog
Holy crap, that's intense! Rampage 64 was the titties!
xMalachi's Destructoid Blog
Counting works at Gamestop! Attack!
Necros's Destructoid Blog
I have that Castlevania figure, it's awesome! Really cool, man.

If anyone wants some of that stuff like the comic previews, stickers, and a Fallout 3 Survival Guide, then you might want to consider entering Failcast's contest, since we've got a bunch of stuff to give away, but don't know who to send it to!
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
Booty!
SWE3tMadness's Destructoid Blog
You lucky, lucky bastard, you. :]
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
Wow that's awesome!! Hopefully someday I can grow an epic beard that will bring me swag, money and lots of women. Or at least the swag haha.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Dude you're like some sort of swag magnet or something.
randombullseye's Destructoid Blog
Just to restate it, Guardian Heroes on sega saturn. If anyone has it and doesn't want it, please send it to me. In fact, any miscellaneous games I'll accept.

Rampage is one of my favorite games ever. World Tour being about where they started to peak.

And that Turok, that's probably the best Turok. Cuts out the giant levels where you hunt for things and makes it more like Unreal Tournament or Quake 3 Arena. You just run around fighting people. Cerebral bore, for the win.
Ali D's Destructoid Blog
Hey, if anyone wants to send me some free swag, I'll be more than happy. Just think, if you send it to my work address I'll open it up and make all my co-workers jealous. That would be sweet.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
People need to start sending me free shit. Where do I sign up?
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
Someone's dick got sucked, and it's not mine. I guarantee that.
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
holy fucking shit...Goldeneye in great conditions? Mother of god!

*fap* *fap* *fap*


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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

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Destructoid is a haven for truly fantastic artists. Below are but a few examples of their work I was lucky enough to receive from them. Behold my bearded samurai depictions. See if you can guess which talented Dtoider did them.























Games I love in no particular order:

Borderlands
Persona 3 :FES
Persona 4
Valkyria Chronicles.
Indigo Prophecy.
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Dead Space
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaro's Treasure
Killzone 2.
Street Fighter IV.
SOCOM:Confrontation.
Flower.
Left4Dead.
Shadowrun.
Ico.
Shadow of Colossus.
Crimson Skies.
Crackdown.
Gunvalkyre.
Jet Force Gemini.
Pikmin Series.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Metal Gear Solid Series.
NFL 2k5.
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
Otogi.
Front Mission 3.
Panzar Dragoon Orta.
Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
Metal Slug Series.
Virtua Fighter 5.
Dig Dug.
Mario Kart DS.
Advance Wars Series.
Tobal #2.
Animal Crossing.
Tecmo's Deception.
Manhunt.
Deathrow.
Deus Ex.
Street Fighter 2.
Half Life 2.
Dead Rising.


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The New Movie Reviews are in the works as soon as I get off my procrastinating ass and do them.

Past Movie Recommendations:

Gangster No 1
Zatoichi The Blindswordsman
Glengarry Glenn Ross
Oldboy
A History of Violence
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
The Seven Samurai
High Tension
Brazil
Jacob's Ladder
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