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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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What The F@CK is a HIP HOP GAMER??
Y0j1mb0 | 5:23 PM on 09.16.2008 44 comments





Apparently it's this guy and he's encouraging like minded gamers to mug at a camera with a gun, look hard and chill with him as he drops science on yo ass regarding video games like only the Hip Hop Gamer can... raw.


WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS SO FULL OF HIP HOPNESS, THAT YOU MAY START TO SNEER 24/7. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK.




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Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 17:37
Vlambo
Me and wardrox were talking about him a few months back. Although how stupid it is, dude has a huge market. Cmon, if this guy was on BET, which he will be in the future, his show will be watched alot.

And damn, dude got an opening graphic. I remember his first episodes where he would read his show notes off a desk.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 17:42
Scrixx
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING WATCH.

It's so horrible it's comical.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 17:48
Takeshi
6 seconds. That's all I could watch. I'm proud of myself that I could make it that far.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 17:54
Steel Squirrel
At least he's doing something constructive. Good for him.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 17:56
Rockvillian
I got a question, what the F@CK is HIP HOP nowadays?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 17:58
Brian Szabelski
I could only make it for 4 seconds before my brain shut down.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 17:59
Krow
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING WATCH.

It's so horrible it's comical.

He does make me question that if all of the games were games for a system, who really WOULD have the gooder system?
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 18:06
Daxelman
Dave Chappelle would kick his ass in WoW.

I deducted that without even watching the video, ya wack ass foo's.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 18:09
13thDragon
In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on Xbox Live is where I spent most of my days
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 18:10
nebones
I tried to watch it all....but I couldn't..
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 18:11
eternalplayer2345
MEIN EYES
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 18:27
Aziel13
LOL!
are you guys cereal
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 18:34
Guagloves
Maybe he is playing games to show his struggles on those MEAN STRETS?!! or not.
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 18:39
Tamz
The hell, what is going on around here, Soulja Boy and Braid and now this guy...he's right though, when he said 'Dreamcast 2' my exact words were 'ooohhhhh, word'.





Or not.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 18:43
king3vbo
Chilling out, maxing, achievement whoring all cool
And all pwning some n00blets outside of the school
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 18:46
sleepingagain
i feel stupider now.... thanks!
BigBaby9199's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 19:00
BigBaby9199
Honestly, he is aimed at the hood gamers, cause my friends who mostly are black play games as much as me. They dont watch G4 or check DTOID, so maybe this guy relates to them more. And honestly he isn't that bad he actually knows what he is talking about.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 19:04
free touch
i'm pretty sure he stole a lot of those lines.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 19:06
SWE3tMadness
What the F@CK indeed.

I think I know better now than to actually watch that video. My brain can only handle so much stupidity for one day before I permanently lose my faith in humanity.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 19:06
VWGTI
King just brought the house down, yo.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 19:07
fetusmilk
uhhh .... so wheres the handicap gamer?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 19:09
blehman
Hey! I didn't know Kryp had his own show....
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 19:14
MaxVest
Why... uhh... why did that turn into an autopsy film after 90 seconds? Never mind, there must be a great reason that I'll never know.
shayward23's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 19:20
shayward23
Holy shit does that video take me back to what it was like working at gamestop in Flint, Michigan about six years ago.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 19:26
topgeargorilla
he's annoying.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 20:07
norm9
This reminds me (not the video, just the blog title) that on Del Tha Funky Homosapien's album Both Sides of the Brain, he has a song called "Dreamcast," which is all about his favorite console, the Sega Dreamcast.

I went to one of his shows about ten years back, and he even introduced the song by saying that everyone should buy a Dreamcast, and then launched into the song.

Now that's hip hop. Fuck this other shit.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 20:09
aborto thefetus
Why did you have to show us this?
Ninoog3's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 20:26
Ninoog3
ok, i went to 1 min. i can see him playing Braid...
youkilledmyguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 20:27
youkilledmyguy
If I was locked up in jail with this dude I'd end up butt raping him.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 21:10
shipero
It wasn't that bad. Then again, anything's better than the seemingly infinite amount of AVGN ripoffs out there.
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 21:15
jackal27
I wish rappers would rap about something other than themselves....
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 21:16
Scrixx
@Jackal

Listen to Fort Minor and Immortal Technique.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 22:01
Gameboi
I thought it was pretty good. Then again, I lowered the sound, and played some metal in the background. BAM BABY! Fixed.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 22:42
mix
Hrmmm...At least he's talking about games and not capping caps in our cappy asses.

I ESSPECT the tree sitty to price drope it was to B esspectted!
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 22:44
superflossy
i'm really sorry yojimbo, i love you, but i have to show you this:

http://www.konsolekingz.com/blog/
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 23:04
Y0j1mb0
Superflossy:

No need to be sorry, luv. I did check out Konsolekingz and there's a significant difference between that and this. One is taking it's target audience seriously with a synergy of urban flavor and insightful well thought out pieces. The other to me is making a mockery of stereotyped cliches that is as gimmicky as the gun in the guy's hand.
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 23:27
superflossy
but did you see the ghetto nerdcore girls? they made want to scratch my eyes out...
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 23:33
Y0j1mb0
Hmmm... I missed that. lol.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 08:21
galagabug
wasn't someone famous involved in konsolekings? possibly world famous even?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:09
Qraze
i been listening to alot of old RAP and Tupac as of late, the chronic is still one of best rap albums ever then the community changed when big and pac died and the new fucking word was hip-hop, and then the kid-hop began with little success then groups like wu-tang got fizzled out by mnm and 50 cent. tical.
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