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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.
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With the recent announcement of Final Fantasy XIII for the 360, Some Xbox 360 Owners inquired amongst themselves: What are you going to do with your reserved space? Being the helpful kinda guy that I am, I thought to offer some suggestions to my fellow colleagues in need. What follows below are a few. * Put all the game discs the 360 scratches up and leaves inoperable in a pile there ready at hand for those times when a burglar breaks in you can toss them as lethal projectiles at them. * From the size of the allotted space there, that HD DVD Add on that you bought a while ago as well as your whole movie collection for it, will fit nicely. 
* Those cheap headsets that come with the 360 and break down on you, you can proudly display as an art collage should you want to unleash the creative side of yourself. * You can make a house of cards as well, what with all those extra Xbox Live subscription cards you have laying around for paying for an online service now upgraded to look like The Wii's Mii system. So hardcore. 
* Have all your multi disc games there at the ready for that fast switching routine. Who cares that it's 8 discs. Pffft..Sony fanboys, I aint lazy to switch a disc. I mean Hello, we did that with FFVII only a few generations ago, No biggie. * That punchbowl of drugs will go nicely there, as seeing that will be a prerequisite for you to extract the fun of the new UNO RUSH headed your way. 
* You could leave it empty as a space for you to release your frustration when your 360 breaks down on you again by slamming your head on the shelf therapeutically. * You could move that DVD player you have on the second shelf, Y'know the one you use to watch movies so as not to tax your 360 further, a prominent place on the top shelf. 
* A big blank book would be nice as well. For those times when lyrical snippets of genius come pouring out of your head unexpectedly. Nuggets like PS3 OwnerZ U got OWNED cuz we have FF XIII. Those are keepers and deserve preservation. * Put your PS2 or Wii there. Lord knows you're going to have to play something when your main baby is out in repair land. 
and last but not least... * A beautifully framed picture of our Robot Mascot with STFUAPG!! can and should be on display for the times when common sense eludes many of us. What better place for it. 
That's all I got. Perhaps you may have some worthwhile suggestions for these gents as well.
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It was a joke. Chill, guys.
Jesus fuck, Yojimbo. This is going to spiral out of control fast. God damn it.
This is a joke too.
Just a thought.
What? No "Memento" comment for me?
b. Is that your defense for this blog? HAY HE DID IT TOO, LEMME TRY, ITL BE HIRARIOUS? You're 36, dude. Grow the fuck up.
c. You want me to tell Rorschach that what he's doing is dumb? Fine. I will. Because it was. Still doesn't defend this blog.
d. the only reason I commented is because this is the umpteenth time you're doing this. I almost believe you crave the attention. Just let it fucking go- we get it, the 360 has problems. But so do the PS3, Wii, DS, and PSP. There's no perfect fucking console. Stop it already. You know exactly what's going to happen when you do this type of shit, and yet you do it anyway.
e. Forget it, its not worth the time. Do whatever you want, but don't respond, because I'm not paying attention. I'm fucking done with you. You're not worth the resources.
Personally it's my favorite system, but it keeps breaking. I'm sick of it right now
Don't worry Yojim, dogs may bark, but they have no bite on teh innernets.
"You're not worth the resources."
Are you talking about the bandwidth at your mom's house?
YOU DID IT WHEN YOU WERE 16.
Duh. You kind of have to, by law and all. Till you're like 18. Ya know?
also, what was it this afternoon after the press conference, atleast 3 c-blogs, omfg!!! xbox haz phinal phantasy !!!!!!!!!!!!
come on now, the post was witty imho and like was stated, is just a joke, whats the big f'n deal?
Regardless of what console you sleep with at night, you still have to leave it at home in the morning and go about your life.
It's all meaningless in the end.
Oh and that old response of "this was a joke too", Bullshit and you knwo it. You could have posted a single comment on the original blogpost with all of the "points" you made here.
I notice how there were no ironic blogs about any of the PS3's that were bricked with the new firmware. M'just sayin, discriminate equally or shut up.
this is better than TV, and probably better than flash uno! although i'm not sure about chatting with 8 people and getting to watch a movie together, while on your own couch!
uno is way fucking better
asshole
tacos.
Because I put up a JOKE blog to counter Rorschach..right down to using his own pic. Psssst..I own all the systems. I could care less. I just think it was hilarious to see blogs about FF XIII and offered the other side.
The only one upset here are the ones flippin' out over this..not me. This doesn't affect me at all. If it has nothing to do with my wife and kids..pffft..I could care less.
Toughen your skin up gents..it's only video games.
Also, replying to flamebait with another flamebaiting blog only to go and get in a fight over it is kinda retarded. And by kinda retarded I mean really fucking stupid and immature.
Just because you're careful not to actually insult anyone directly doesn't change the inflamitory nature of this blog. Rorschach's blog was a witty little insight, this was just flamebait. And, like yourself, I could care less about who "wins" this generation seeing as how I own all three current gen systems already.
Yojimbo, you are a silly old man.
Rorshach was just making a point. To a lot of people this has been a deal-breaker. A lot of people were waiting to buy a PS3 just for this game.
@ EDS
Yes, arguing about such an insignificant thing is just silly. Everyone will get to play it now and Square Enix will get tons of money to make the Square Enix Smash Bros. game I want. You know you want it too. That would be a much better reason for a petition.
Siriusly, all you kids need some Yogafartin meditation and get off the internet and actually go see the sun, lol.