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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



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WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARCAWKS: ROLLCALL!!
Y0j1mb0 | 11:38 AM on 02.13.2008 52 comments




It's Wednesday. In my neck of the woods it's a cool 68 degrees of perfect weather to suit up, get your helmet on, and strap in the Deathdealing Aircraft known as Warhawk. Airwolf aint got shit on Warhawk! Where are my Devil Dogs at!!?? Where are the MEN with cojones at??!! I don't wanna hear that CRAP about having a life and going to be with my "Girlfriend". Back in my time that was called a "hand" not girlfriend. So I ask again.. Who wants the Pain? Who wants to dethrone the monopoly that is Sadistic and Shipero's Rule over the skies of Destructoid??



ROLLCALL!!



Shipero will be hosting tonight @ the usual time 7pm EST , for the new fish just go under the Community tag in your Warhawk Game, Look for Shipero under Buddies, hightlight his sorry ass, and enter the password "TOID", case sensitive.

Leave your PSN Tag below..

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Like Chicken Fried Steak? Of course you do..because it's DELICIOUS and fattening!! Like
Unreal Tournament 3 ? Of course you do..because it's good wholesome fun for all. Then join us on Saturday Night for Unreal's Chicken Fried Steak Saturdays!! For a plate of Chicken Fried Steak and Death stating @ 7pm ..Hosted by MrSadistic. End of Plug.



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VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:46
VWGTI
I r working teh late tonight. Sad face is sad.

I will most certainly be there on Saturday for Unreal.

Also, can we do a Thursday night Burnout session or something? I'm not sure how many Dtoiders have the game for the PS3, but it could prove to be fun times.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:47
shipero
Arf arf...

BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:48
BluDesign
Man...

I don't know if my copy of Warhawk arrived today or not. I ordered that frickin' thing back on the 4th and it said it shipped on Monday. If it arrives today, I MIGHT be able to pick it up tonight, otherwise I won't be able to join in until next week.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 11:48
Sadie G
FUCK i need these games.
Someone buy them for me for Valentine's Day :D
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:01
Y0j1mb0
dvddesign:

Where the HELL did you order that from??

Instanbul.com?
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:23
weedgan
I have to get ahold of this, warcawks you speak of.

Is it weird that whenever I'm on my PS3 I just feel, disconnected from all my XBL friends?

Ps3 makes me feel all alone,

But my 360 makes me feel like i have actually friends.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:29
Y0j1mb0
weedgan said:

"Is it weird that whenever I'm on my PS3 I just feel, disconnected from all my XBL friends?"

I hate to tell you the obvious but it could be..could be, mind you, that when your on your PS3, your not on XBOX LIVE anymore.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:36
bhive01
I'll be there early on, but I've got a presentation tomorrow and I'll be needing a run-through.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:45
Samit Sarkar
I’ll be there from 7 to 8, but then I have to watch American Idol from 8 to 9. I may or may not come back afterwards...I’m not sure yet how much work I’ll have tonight.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 12:57
Sadie G
@BrOnXbOmBr21
EPIC FAIL!
Are you serious...American Idol?
I demand you give up your copy of Warhawk to me.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:27
Samit Sarkar
@Sadie G: I figured I was going to catch some flak for that. I don’t feel like I owe anybody an explanation for what TV shows I watch, but I suppose because American Idol could be classified as a “guilty pleasure”, I’ll go ahead anyway.

I like singing. I did it in high school for all four years, and if I wasn’t extremely lazy (and relatively busy), I would’ve continued in college. Also, I appreciate talented musicians, and I enjoy watching them do their thing. That’s pretty much it. In fact, I didn’t watch most of the audition city shows, because I have very little desire to subject myself to the laughably bad tryouts that comprise most of those episodes. And yeah...I do enjoy the drama as well, especially in this week (“Hollywood Week”), when the judges will determine the top 24 finalists. So in conclusion, yes, I watch American Idol. Sue me.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:33
decoyb
I may be able to make it for a little bit before/after the gym.

@vwgti: I think burnout's in the FNF rotation now, Shipero's hosting if I remeber correctly.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 13:49
Sadie G
I love how you gave me a long winded explanation ;)
I had to razz you a little, it's American Idol!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:05
Y0j1mb0
I'll have to interject here BrOnX..give your copy of Warhawk to Sadie. Her call of FAIL on your part has been confirmed by me. I'll make sure you get the Singstar: The Yankee Edition when that drops.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:24
Sadie G
But...I want SingStar :/
Also, I'm a girl.
Now, surrender your copy to me :)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:30
MrSadistic
Yeah sorry, I felt the gayness in this post and thought I would inject some testosterone:



Yeah just about does it.

Also, I feel it is my duty to comment on your little blog posts and make my presence felt. After all, I am what the Spaniards call "epic".

One last thing, I'm going after Jimbo and shipero tonight as I'm tired of watching them give each other "Eskimo kisses" and snuggling while watching "The Notebook".

Also, sliding block puzzles.
MagicAQ's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:31
MagicAQ
Man i so wish i could make the hours... seeing such devoted warhawkians.....

one day i tell you, i will be bearing the dropship barrels on all yall...
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:55
Hitogoroshi
Technically I have poker tonight but if the weather is bad I'll join you guys.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:56
liam2015
@bronx
Are you fucking serious man???? I hope you walk outisde your dorm, slip on ice, find your balls, then go back inside, down some whiskey, and then jump on warhawk. Lol. Actually i want to also, because it looks like some of the people singing bohemian rhapsody are pretty good.

I'll most likely be playing as well, but I might be late because Burnout is awesome.

Also, who wants to play burnout with me before?
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 14:56
Sadie G
@Sadistic
Wasn't gay until you showed up ;) OHHH BURN!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:01
MrSadistic
YEAH WELL SADIE UM... YOUR FACE IS UH DUMB

WHAT NOW? WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT GIANT BURN!?
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:03
liam2015
y0j1mb0 (in deep gruff manly voice0- KAY MAGGOTS, GET OFF YOUR PANSY ASSES AND PLAY WARHAWK! WOOOH! YEAH! FOOTBALL! MONSTER TRUCKS!

bronxbombr (soft, almost a whisper0- y-y-y-y0j1mb0...ummm...may i be politely excused from t-t-t-tonights gathering of manly man things to um...maybe...watch am-m-m-merican i-idol?

y0j1mb0- WHAT??????? THERES NO SINGING IN WARHAWK!!!!!!!!

Confirmed: Bronxbombr won't play because he's afraid of girls (sadie)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:05
MrSadistic
Sadie will fucking end you if you ever took her on in a street fight (Texas Deathmatch rules, mind you).
Kork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:08
Kork
I will so be there if i can get my internet connected.
FYI im at work
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:21
Sadie G
I can't fight, I don't want to ruin my nails.
But I'll give you a death stare.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:23
MrSadistic
Yeah, a death stare..THAT WILL COMPLETELY TURN YOU INTO STONE!

Or just make you poop your pants. Whatever floats your boat I guess.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:26
shipero
@Sadie G

You don't have to worry about your nails if you're just going to shank some punkass. I personally have the most adoreable french tips but I never worry about them when I'm out stabbing fools.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:29
MrSadistic
WOW, I knew shipero was something fruity.

A real man cuts his nails with the claws of the Kodiak Bear he just killed.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:32
Y0j1mb0
Sadistic:

You and this Mythical bear of yours..lol.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:34
MrSadistic
Oh the bear is real. There are bears out there, ready to be fucked with.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:37
Y0j1mb0
The only thing ready to be fucked is you in Warhawk, Sadistic.

Yeah, I said it.

What?
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:38
shipero
@MrSadistic

No, a "real" man can throughly destroy all opponents while wearing stiletto heels and come out of the battle not only unscratched but also without getting any runs in his stockings either.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:42
Y0j1mb0
I'll have to agree with Shipero on that one.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:46
MrSadistic
@Jimbo

I always knew you were into younger men.

@shipero

shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:47
shipero
@MrSadistic

Whatever bitch, you know I look good.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 15:50
MrSadistic
Oh yeah sure, just don't try to put it inside me.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 16:02
Sadie G
so whose buying my game and whose making sure bronx ships his copy over to me, DHL FTW!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 16:14
MrSadistic
Jimbo has a thing for you, so tease him until he buys you a copy. Either that or flash someone at Gamestop for a free copy.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 16:34
liam2015
*tries not to stare at sadie, or her supposed boobs*
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 16:52
Samit Sarkar
Re: posts by Y0j1mb0, shipero, and MrSadistic...and you guys are questioning my sexuality? Lol...also,



That means you, your bears, your death stares, your hangnails, and your Christian Bales...bring them all, because it’s going to be fruitless anyway in the face of my onslaught!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 16:56
MrSadistic
That FG pic is so sexual.

Also, I will be bringing my "Christian Bale-esque" game tonight. So expect to be slaughtered with lots of business cards and Phil Collins.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 17:01
liam2015
We'll all see whos the REAL MAN tonight (it's me)
Genfuyung's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 17:20
Genfuyung
I just picked up warhawk today. Would it be bad for me to join in seeing as Im a noob?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 17:33
MrSadistic
@Genfuyung

Sorry, we don't like your kind in our game.

Just kidding, you'll be fine. Look out for Liam though. He has a tendency to think he is awesome and goes after the new people.
Genfuyung's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 17:45
Genfuyung
lol well if someone who's going to be in the game will add me, My PSN is Genfuyung, that'd be great. I haven't played anything online on the PS3 yet so I'm kind of excited.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 18:19
shipero
Server's up.

Name: DToid_WNW
Pass: TOID

I'm fixing myself some dinner, but there should be other people on there.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 18:22
Takeshi
This blog is so entertaining. I'll join the fun on FNF. 'Cause I don't have Warhawk.

@Genfuyung
What games do you have? If any good you can add me. PSN:Johanhin
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 18:30
Sadie G
@liam
you must be of age to stare.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 19:42
MrSadistic
Yeah, thanks for the practice jerk-holes.
Genfuyung's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 20:32
Genfuyung
On the PS3 all I have is motorstorm and now warhawk. Im more of a 360 gamer but warhawk was too cheap to resist any longer.
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