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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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Want to see Penelope Cruz NAKED in a HOT SCENE??
Y0j1mb0 | 9:05 PM on 05.04.2008 30 comments


So I go and do my perusing of Destructoid and lo and behold I see this Ad running ....




Very tasteful porn site Ad.




All I'm asking is:

When did Hamza start negotiating for the ads being displayed at Destructoid??



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Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:21
Crunshii
HOT! well not really... Cruz is too skinny...
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:27
MATTFOO
i think this was posted yesterday.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:28
Samit Sarkar
Abre Los Ojos is a great fucking movie. I heard that the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz American remake, Vanilla Sky, sucked ass — so I didn’t see it.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:29
Takeshi
If he was negotiating for the ads it wouldn't have that black thing covering her titties.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:31
Samit Sarkar
Also, the calendar has changed, and I don’t see any new movie recommendations. What gives?
RAPEGAME's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:33
RAPEGAME
You should switch your browser to opera, then right click on the page and select block content. Click on the ads (should only have to click on one as it blocks the URL of the ad which in most cases is an advertising website, block one of their ads block them all)

VOILA
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:33
Y0j1mb0
Samit:

That movie was way better than Vanilla Sky.

As for my new movie suggestions..I got them coming tomorow Samit.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:35
Skribble
I have seen her boobies
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:35
The Grudge
I saw this ad and did a "WTF" double take.
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:37
Blake
Yeah, I saw that too.

wtf, dtoid?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:44
MrSadistic
i need some boobs
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:46
Qraze
cellardoor. ~dd one of my favorite and most twisted movies of all time. my bad for being off topic. i saw neked in headliner and saw no such neked. #1_in_the_blog_jimbo!!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 22:14
Y0j1mb0
Lol @ Ron.

Also, crusades are hard work. Fuck that.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 23:05
braulio09
Crunshii doesn't want to hit this?

JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 23:16
JRisJunior
thank you ron. =)
YONKE's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 23:23
YONKE
Penelope its so hot....
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 23:24
ZeroTolo
Who is this peen-a-lope you speak of?
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 23:30
Clockwork
I just saw shit for Britney Spears and Jessica Alba.

God damn I love this site.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 23:39
007
Dude, just click it... Trust me. It'll be worth it.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 00:00
Aaron Mxy Yost
I saw "Open Your Eyes" years ago, good filck. Way better than Vanillia Sky. Not that impressed with Cruz, either with or without clothes. She's got a weird face.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 00:16
Skribble
Vanilla Sky is like a shot for shot rip off of Abre Los Ojos. At least for the first 20 minutes which is when I stopped watching that piece of shit movie. Damn I hate Tom Cruise.

Abre Los Ojos

Abre Los Ojos

Abre Los Ojos

Abre Los Ojos

Abre Los Ojos
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 00:36
Colette Bennett
sorry about that guys - we try to block as many of these as possible and sometimes they sneak in unannounced. it should be blocked now
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 01:25
ArrestedDeveloper
Penolope Cruz is ugly, and her hanging out with Selma Hyack just makes her look uglier compared to her.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 01:46
Teta
Why I can´t get this banner thinggies? Why?!?!
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 05:19
Tamz
So this is where the party is at...
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 12:24
Corak
Never judge some movie star's attractiveness based on magazine photos because they are shopped to make them look more attractive than they really are. Case in point look at the picture below and then the one posted above, which one do you think is real?

Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 19:58
Hamza CTZ Aziz
When did Hamza start negotiating for the ads being displayed at Destructoid??

LMAO
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