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Unreal Tournament's Chicken Fried Steak Saturdays - Vol:4
Y0j1mb0 | 1:46 PM on 03.15.2008 27 comments


Saturday. The time has come for Unreal Tournament 3 to take all of the spotlight. It's nice being in the rotation on Friday Night Fights, but there's too much FUN to be had in this game just to have it only show up on Fridays. Let's open up the Roadkill Cafe and order us some fattening Chicken Fried Steak with gravy and get this show on the road.



For those who yearn for a homecooked plate full of Death & Destruction on a Saturday Night, you've come to the right place. Don't have a girlfriend?? Don't be blue. Don't have a life? Well that's alllright. Just spin that there UT3 disc on your PS3 before you pawn it and join us tonight for some Chicken Fried Steak..DELICIOUS..and UT3...Death on twin sticks.



Too much stuff going down!!



Running & Gunning in Style.


As of late more and more people are picking this game up, rightly so as it is fantastic, that Mr.Sadistic is hiring part-time help picking up the slack, as he seems to be having his hands full murdering people left and right. He just can't be everywhere killing people, so he's got a new partner in training by the name of Sadie. Don't let her sexy clad female character fool you..she will shoot you in the face.



The keys are inside..are you ready to ride?

Who wants a try at them tonight? You...Dark Travesty?? Better bring that "A" game. Any other takers? Liam? Decoyb? Moosehole? No takers? Let's see if we can crown a new champion for Saturday night. *yeah right*


Let's Ride!!

Let's have a good turnout and some great games. That's what this is all about. Good times...that and a Flak Cannon to the face.


Tagging along for the ride.

MrSadistic will be Hosting tonight starting @ 7pm EST for those who want to join the festivities. Leave your order with the waitress and your PSN tag below.



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shipero's Destructoid Blog
I'll have the roast turkey with a side of mashed potatoes and rice pilaf and to drink I'll have an Arnold Palmer.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
NO.

Only Chicken Fried Steak is served here Shipero..you can have your Hippie Pilaf somewhere else.
shipero's Destructoid Blog
Rice Pilaf > Chicken Fried Steak

It's simple mathmatics.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Chicken Fried Steak > Beer > UT3.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
I will take one Chicken Fried Steak please. That shit is delicious.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
If you don't like Chicken Fried Steak, you're a pedophile.

There, I said it.

Also, Warfare is the greatest gameplay addition ever.
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
Ya know what...I think I'll play tonight. Shooting sadie in the face will be worth getting killed by sadistic immediately afterwards.
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
And how come I've never used a vehicle in ut3 yet? Do we use them at all?
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Oh yeah, Warfare is going down tonight. I figured that people got tired of me shooting them constantly in the face, so I picked Warfare to balance out the fun instead of getting pissed off that you got killed by my famous "off the wall flak shell" routine.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
@Liam

They're only used in Warfare & Vehicle Capture The Flag matches. Unless you count the Darkwalker in the Heat Ray deathmatch map.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
Liam you have no choice, it's a shame the voice doesn't work. I would love to hear you cry to your mommy as I shoot you repeatedly in the face.

debuting my new UT3 tagline:
oh yes...there will be blood
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
Debuting my new UT3 tag line:
Sadie is a pedo
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
God, I love that woman.

Is it wrong to want to hump your UT III apprentice???
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
Seriosuly, this sadie-sadistic relationship things whatever it is creeps me out.
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
Also, LOLOLOLOLOLOL

It does not get old!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
wtf stop, that picture is beyond creepy.
SoopaFly TNT's Destructoid Blog
I'll be there. Had a good time playing COD with you guys last night. Looking forward to it.
SoopaFly TNT's Destructoid Blog
I'll be there. Had a good time playing COD with you guys last night. Looking forward to it.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
GO TIME@!
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
FUCK FUCK FUCK PATCH DAMMIT!!! Oh Sadistic I desperately want to shoot you in the face.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
that's nice as hell, thanks takeshi!!
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
You are so welcome. I don't know if you played this game but she suddenly wanted to kill him. Now play that scenario on UT3 tonight and win. I will love you for that.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
@SoopaFly
What is your PSN-ID?
Crunshii's Destructoid Blog
Dam guys! add me n remind me of this turny! I want to kick some Dtoid members poopshooter!
nopk's Destructoid Blog
Oh.... PS3....


You guys know that the PC plays games right? And better too?
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
@nopk
This is not the right place to say such things.
We are Unstobble on PS3 you know.
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
I showed up, but only managed to play a few rounds with Takeshi, who by the way, kicked my ass to oblivion. I had a blast! Sorry for leaving so soon, but I work pretty early on Sundays.

I saw Sadistic on Unreal III, but I'm a complete noob when it comes to accepting games on that one. I've been spoiled by the unified Xbox Live system, and got confused by the menus. It's different for each game with the PS3 :-(
Sorry, buddy! I figured it out after you left.

By the way, I don't have a headset, so don't count on me saying much. No, I'm not ignoring any of you.

Where was everyone else? I wanted to kick it with my PS3 peeps.


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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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Games I love in no particular order:

Borderlands
Persona 3 :FES
Persona 4
Valkyria Chronicles.
Indigo Prophecy.
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Dead Space
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaro's Treasure
Killzone 2.
Street Fighter IV.
SOCOM:Confrontation.
Flower.
Left4Dead.
Shadowrun.
Ico.
Shadow of Colossus.
Crimson Skies.
Crackdown.
Gunvalkyre.
Jet Force Gemini.
Pikmin Series.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Metal Gear Solid Series.
NFL 2k5.
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
Otogi.
Front Mission 3.
Panzar Dragoon Orta.
Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
Metal Slug Series.
Virtua Fighter 5.
Dig Dug.
Mario Kart DS.
Advance Wars Series.
Tobal #2.
Animal Crossing.
Tecmo's Deception.
Manhunt.
Deathrow.
Deus Ex.
Street Fighter 2.
Half Life 2.
Dead Rising.


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Gangster No 1
Zatoichi The Blindswordsman
Glengarry Glenn Ross
Oldboy
A History of Violence
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
The Seven Samurai
High Tension
Brazil
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