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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Unreal Tournament's Chicken Fried Steak Saturdays - Vol:4
Y0j1mb0 | 1:46 PM on 03.15.2008 28 comments


Saturday. The time has come for Unreal Tournament 3 to take all of the spotlight. It's nice being in the rotation on Friday Night Fights, but there's too much FUN to be had in this game just to have it only show up on Fridays. Let's open up the Roadkill Cafe and order us some fattening Chicken Fried Steak with gravy and get this show on the road.



For those who yearn for a homecooked plate full of Death & Destruction on a Saturday Night, you've come to the right place. Don't have a girlfriend?? Don't be blue. Don't have a life? Well that's alllright. Just spin that there UT3 disc on your PS3 before you pawn it and join us tonight for some Chicken Fried Steak..DELICIOUS..and UT3...Death on twin sticks.



Too much stuff going down!!



Running & Gunning in Style.


As of late more and more people are picking this game up, rightly so as it is fantastic, that Mr.Sadistic is hiring part-time help picking up the slack, as he seems to be having his hands full murdering people left and right. He just can't be everywhere killing people, so he's got a new partner in training by the name of Sadie. Don't let her sexy clad female character fool you..she will shoot you in the face.



The keys are inside..are you ready to ride?

Who wants a try at them tonight? You...Dark Travesty?? Better bring that "A" game. Any other takers? Liam? Decoyb? Moosehole? No takers? Let's see if we can crown a new champion for Saturday night. *yeah right*


Let's Ride!!

Let's have a good turnout and some great games. That's what this is all about. Good times...that and a Flak Cannon to the face.


Tagging along for the ride.

MrSadistic will be Hosting tonight starting @ 7pm EST for those who want to join the festivities. Leave your order with the waitress and your PSN tag below.



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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 13:53
shipero
I'll have the roast turkey with a side of mashed potatoes and rice pilaf and to drink I'll have an Arnold Palmer.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 13:57
Y0j1mb0
NO.

Only Chicken Fried Steak is served here Shipero..you can have your Hippie Pilaf somewhere else.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 14:00
shipero
Rice Pilaf > Chicken Fried Steak

It's simple mathmatics.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 14:03
Y0j1mb0
Chicken Fried Steak > Beer > UT3.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 14:10
taumpytears
I will take one Chicken Fried Steak please. That shit is delicious.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 14:13
MrSadistic
If you don't like Chicken Fried Steak, you're a pedophile.

There, I said it.

Also, Warfare is the greatest gameplay addition ever.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 14:49
liam2015
Ya know what...I think I'll play tonight. Shooting sadie in the face will be worth getting killed by sadistic immediately afterwards.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 14:52
liam2015
And how come I've never used a vehicle in ut3 yet? Do we use them at all?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 14:52
MrSadistic
Oh yeah, Warfare is going down tonight. I figured that people got tired of me shooting them constantly in the face, so I picked Warfare to balance out the fun instead of getting pissed off that you got killed by my famous "off the wall flak shell" routine.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 14:53
MrSadistic
@Liam

They're only used in Warfare & Vehicle Capture The Flag matches. Unless you count the Darkwalker in the Heat Ray deathmatch map.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 15:01
Sadie G
Liam you have no choice, it's a shame the voice doesn't work. I would love to hear you cry to your mommy as I shoot you repeatedly in the face.

debuting my new UT3 tagline:
oh yes...there will be blood
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 15:04
liam2015
Debuting my new UT3 tag line:
Sadie is a pedo
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 15:06
MrSadistic
God, I love that woman.

Is it wrong to want to hump your UT III apprentice???
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 15:10
liam2015
Seriosuly, this sadie-sadistic relationship things whatever it is creeps me out.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 15:14
liam2015
Also, LOLOLOLOLOLOL

It does not get old!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 15:16
MrSadistic
wtf stop, that picture is beyond creepy.
SoopaFly TNT's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 15:55
SoopaFly TNT
I'll be there. Had a good time playing COD with you guys last night. Looking forward to it.
SoopaFly TNT's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 16:06
SoopaFly TNT
I'll be there. Had a good time playing COD with you guys last night. Looking forward to it.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 17:56
Sadie G
GO TIME@!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 18:35
Takeshi
FUCK FUCK FUCK PATCH DAMMIT!!! Oh Sadistic I desperately want to shoot you in the face.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 18:41
Sadie G
that's nice as hell, thanks takeshi!!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 18:49
Takeshi
You are so welcome. I don't know if you played this game but she suddenly wanted to kill him. Now play that scenario on UT3 tonight and win. I will love you for that.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 18:53
Takeshi
@SoopaFly
What is your PSN-ID?
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 18:56
Crunshii
Dam guys! add me n remind me of this turny! I want to kick some Dtoid members poopshooter!
nopk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 06:55
nopk
Oh.... PS3....


You guys know that the PC plays games right? And better too?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 07:53
Takeshi
@nopk
This is not the right place to say such things.
We are Unstobble on PS3 you know.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 11:08
Gameboi
I showed up, but only managed to play a few rounds with Takeshi, who by the way, kicked my ass to oblivion. I had a blast! Sorry for leaving so soon, but I work pretty early on Sundays.

I saw Sadistic on Unreal III, but I'm a complete noob when it comes to accepting games on that one. I've been spoiled by the unified Xbox Live system, and got confused by the menus. It's different for each game with the PS3 :-(
Sorry, buddy! I figured it out after you left.

By the way, I don't have a headset, so don't count on me saying much. No, I'm not ignoring any of you.

Where was everyone else? I wanted to kick it with my PS3 peeps.
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