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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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THE TOP TEN SEXIEST WOMEN OF DESTRUCTOID!!
Y0j1mb0 | 8:32 PM on 04.09.2008 183 comments




Destrutoid has it's fair share of gamers of all ages, races, sexual orientation, fan boys, geeks , nerds, old men, psychopathic serial killers and just general awesomeness. But there is a class amongst themselves that rise above the fray with their wit and intelligence. This blog is not about them.

This is about the sexiest women we stable here in our hallowed halls of Destructoid. Yes ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our long overdue Top Ten Sexiest Women of Destructoid. The list below you was compiled by our own fellow Dtoiders, they just didn't know it. Comments were picked up here and there, then scooped up by yours truly from members in different posts to be tallied and given shape into the list before you.

The list obviously is subjective but it's close to being a definitive one. So without further ado... may I present you with the eye-candy that is The Top Ten Sexiest Women of Destructoid.

10. Kacie 360



Any girl in a rock band automatically becomes sexy. That is the rule of thumb. Not only that but by her comments, she is insightful and opinionated. Not to mention her music rocks and can be downloaded free to boot and you got yourself a no brain-er of inclusion to being one of our Top Ten Sexiest Women here in Destructoid.

Kacie's Blogs


9. Miss Hinasaki



She may very well have a cock and she may not like the Playstation but those two things are too trivial to deny her a rightful place in the Top Ten Sexiest Women of Destructoid. With her youthful and sexy demeanor Miss Hinasaki takes the number nine spot with a wicked sense of humor, a maturity beyond her years and that smile. That evil sexy smile.

Miss Hinasaki's Blogs


8. Vixen



Say what you will about Vixen and her controversial blogs but there's one thing you can't deny. She's a looker and she knows it. With her long locks, pierced lip, and freak you all night eyes , Vixen is a force in the sexiness department. While even I have given her a hard time, there's no denying she's back on Destructoid with a different and welcomed voice. Did I mention she's a looker?

Vixen's Blogs that don't Exist Anymore


7. Sadie G



This is an amazing feat by Sadie G. To be in the Top Ten Sexiest Women on Destructoid without so much as a peek at her face. No pictures anywhere nor a glimmer of a description. Ultimately it matters not because her spunk, outcries of Shooting you in your fucking Face, and her new takes on blogs have cemented her a place in our Top Ten. Can usually be seen shooting people's faces off in UTIII on Sadistic & Sadie's Saturday Night Slaughter.

Sadie's Blogs

6. Fox News Girl



This Fox News Girl came and went like a thief in the night. Last seen on April Fool's Day on our own Foxtoid, her sexiness still stirs my loins. From her long feathered blonde hair to her erotic lamb chomp facial hair, down to her mouth teasingly shaped for fellatio. ..The Fox News Girl will live on in our Top Ten Sexiest Women of Destructoid.

Skank Whore's Blogs


5. Pinksage



I honestly don't know what's sexier..This woman's lips or her game collection that rivals most hardcore gamers. By the way did you know this gorgeous woman can draw her ass off. Her skillz with the pen are mighty indeed. And since I whore myself out with every artist in the place, I now do so here..if you ever have the chance..please ..a Bearded Samurai for old y0j1mb0. Beauty, hardcore gamer, artist..this assures Pinksage a number five spot on the Top Ten Sexiest Women of Destructoid.

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4. Rio McCarthy



Rio McCarthy? Really? Oh, yes I shit you not. Even though she looks almost suffocating cute, within her lies a sexy lioness bursting to get out. Not only that but she is definitely a hardcore gamer and can draw her ass off too. [ Inserting Plea for a Bearded Samurai Here.] My mother told me to find me a woman that can cook and sew. She's got one them mastered to a T. Rio can usually be found stalking Chad for babies to be put in her by him and creating some of the weirdest and coolest caps, Tshirts and custom thongs around. That alone solidifies her number four spot in the Top Ten Sexiest Women of Destructoid.

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3. Virtual Girl



If I have to explain to you folks why this woman needs to be in this list you are either blind, gay which you should still want her, or retarded. Virtual Girl had me at her Wonder Woman attire. She exudes lust with just an arch of her eyebrows. A talented writer, graphic designer and now working in the lands of Game Informer she seems to have it all. Truly sexiness is like a second skin for her and because of that she earns her place as number three in the Top Ten Sexiest Women of Destructoid.

Virtual Girl's Blogs


2. Atheistium



There's something about a redhead that makes me do a double take. With atheistium being one, then being a hardcore gamer, then add being from another country ( foreign booty rocks ), then being a fantastic blogger to boot ( ..her girl rant blog is one of my favorites ) .. it's REAL easy to see why she is number two. Just take a look at that pic above and the way she's smiling. She looks like she can take on all the Destructoid men at once and still look for more man meat. That look in her blue eyes lands her in the runner up position of number two in the Top Ten Sexiest Women of Destructoid.

Atheistium's Blogs

And now the coveted Number One spot. The woman that 99.9% of the men in Destructoid daydream about. The woman who's teeth have been fantasized biting on them. The woman with eyes as deep as an ocean. Who's every movement is but a small piece of music that is an accompanying piece to a larger symphony of seduction. May I present to you..


1. Colette Bennett



Didn't you already know when you read the title to this post who number one was going to be already ? Didn't you think to yourself: Colette better be number one !?? That Iconic Avatar has been the fixation of quite a few Dtoiders of the opposite sex and maybe a few of the same sex as well. There really isn't anything else for me to say about how sexy she is except to show you different looks of her. Here's to Colette Bennett: the NUMBER ONE woman on the Top Ten Sexiest Women of Destructoid.

Cheers Sexy.

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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:34
MrSadistic
Dude.. are you fucking serious?
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:35
Sadie G
fuck you where's my bitch Phoenix Blood??
Have you seen her??
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:35
Coonskin05
...You left out .tiff. BLASPHEMY!
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:36
Revolt in Colour
I wonder how many comments this will get that has the word "fap" in it.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:36
Samit Sarkar
Comment explosion in 3...2...1...
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:41
13thDragon
Uhhhhh....

TIFF?!?!?!?!?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:41
wardrox
there are 10 girls on the internet?
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:41
Conrad Zimmerman
Revolt: So far, one.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:43
tsunamikitsune
That number eight is a cutie. I'd be gay for her. :D
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:43
tsunamikitsune
Err, I meant nine. Fuck numbers.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:43
Revolt in Colour
@Conrad

Give it time. They will come.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:44
Bob Muir
TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:44
kaciesaurus
I guess there are only 10 of us?
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:45
Jonathan Kerr
That Fox News Girl is really somethin special.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:45
TrailerParkJesus
I was wondering when this list was gonna get made.

Good show.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:46
Wedge
You're about eight days too late.

Seriously, what the fuck man? Am I missing some sort of joke or irony here?
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:46
Crunshii
fek yojim... you are going to totally eclipse my heart warming post... oh well, let the Fapping-run begin!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:46
MrSadistic
...Are you people fucking serious?
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:47
Spartacus
HWARGH.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:47
Wexx
there are 10 girls on the internet?
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:47
Pangloss
CAUTION: NERD RAGE
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:48
Crunshii
well... someone slap a digg thingy on this post, I think this will be the 1000 hit comments.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:49
Conrad Zimmerman
Just waiting for some of the women-folk...

Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:50
Wexx
Also: Isn't this exactly what Girl Gamers DON'T want?
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:50
MATTFOO
wheres tiff???
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:50
Jim Sterling
There's something disturbing about this. Not least because Rio looks like a child and Yojimbo is quite an old man.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:51
Vlambo
Totally do number 6
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:51
Surf314
Totally sucking up, is cool though. As a heterosexual male that loves pe...vagina I approve of this blog.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:51
Revolt in Colour
I wish I knew gamer girls that looked like these girls.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:51
13thDragon
Megan and Tiff should be #1 and #2, respectively.

@MrSadistic
When the hell did you change your avatar to Destro?!
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:52
Revolt in Colour
@ Jim

hahahahahaha. To Catch A Predator: Destructoid Edition
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:53
ArrestedDeveloper
I take issue with the order, also isn't rio, like, 15?
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:55
Aertyr
Uhhh. What?!
WHAT?!
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:56
Surf314
Holy crap I typed that when there were like 3 posts...I mean I was taking my time but still.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:57
Butmac
lolololol how did you forget Tiff
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:57
mid3vol
lol @ you not adding tiff and hollie. fail. fail. and more fail. not to mention, apple has been actually coming to dtoid now, and she is definately one of the top cutest. mandy aka jenova as well. and flooky. so that makes, double triple quad quintttttttttttttttfucking hell you fail a lot. jayzus.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:58
VWGTI
BUT WHAT ABOUT REAPRAR?!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:58
MrSadistic
One... more... time...

Are you people fucking serious?
Seth338's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:58
Seth338
Dude, wheres Pheonix Blood.

Have you seen her cosplay posts? For shame.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:58
Toneman
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:58
Butmac
Oh an also I'd like to echo Jim's feelings about this post...
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:58
tazarthayoot
He forgot tiff he forgot med3vol he forgot apple he forgot pheonix blood you forgot everyone else I already forgot
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:58
MaxVest
I'm sure all these women are incredibly flattered to make this list. What women desire most is nothing more than unsolicited male opinions on their sexiness. It drives them wild with lust.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:59
Cheeburga
YOU FORGOT ME.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 21:00
Butmac
You forgot DJ DUFFY!
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 21:00
-D-
Jim speaks truth.
bovine's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 21:00
bovine
this is the worst blog I have ever seen on destructoid. *sigh*
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 21:00
Takeshi
#10 Vixen
#09 Vixen
#08 Vixen
#07 Vixen
#06 Vixen
#05 Vixen
#04 Vixen
#03 Vixen
#02 Vixen
#01 Workwoman
#00 .TIFF
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 21:00
PrinceofCannedPeaches
I really don't know what to think of this, Jimbo. But I'm putting 911 on my speed dial anyways.
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