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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



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Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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The Top Five Things Overheard Last Night on Metal Gear Online: Destructoid Clan Edition!!
Y0j1mb0 | 8:32 PM on 06.29.2008 25 comments





So last night was our premiere of Metal Gear Online Saturdays and I have to say it was a resounding success. From the word "Go!" we were packed with Dtoiders, so much so that eventually we had to back out of our server to accommodate more Dtoiders joining us by creating a password created one and eliminating strangers taking spots from our own. To say that I was thrilled from the attendance is an understatement.

There was fun to be had by all and while we really didn't employ too many team tactics, it was a blast. Tactics will come soon enough, after all the majority of the Dtoiders there were new to the online portion of the game, which plays a bit differently than the story mode. So since there were quite a few new to the MGO fold, instead of doing a proper recap of the festivities at hand last night, I thought it better to instead give you readers an encapsulation of the events by offering you this:

The Top Five Things Overheard Last Night on Metal Gear Online.
( Forgive my crude attempt at art. )

5: Shoot the BOX!! Shoot the BOX!!





4: What the fuck am I supposed to do with this DUCK??





3: Damn you Shipero!! Damn you to Hell!!





2: Hey, I'm Snake!! This is coo--BOOM HEADSHOT!!





1: Can anybody hear ME?!?




I would like to thank all at this time who participated and for those who couldn't make it..there's always next Saturday. Next week I'll do a proper recap with in game pictures and an exuberent amount of smack talk. Hope to see you there gents. Again I had a blast with all of you. For those who haven't sent me or Shipero a friend request, do so now. My PSN for those not in the know is k0wb0y-b33b0p. I'll see you online.



[ Before I go I just have to tell you folks who couldn't hear from your headsets or did but it was slightly muffled, remember to go to the options and jack up the audio output to "10'. That problem you had hearing or being heard will be fixed..lol. ]



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dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 20:48
dephect
TDID.... =/
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 20:53
Teta
I wanted to be there :(
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 20:54
Alexradl
Awesome. I'll be there next weekend.
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 20:54
SunTzu
Don't forget my personal favorite:

"GOD DAMN SNIPERS!"

People don't appreciate the SVD as much as I do T-T
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:04
Crunshii
haha nice lol. I still need a guide through on how to set this shit up. (when I have some spare time)
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:16
MechaMonkey
As soon as I can afford to buy games for my shiny new PS3, I'm in.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:18
Samit Sarkar
That art is awesome!
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:22
liam2015
3: Damn you Shipero!! Damn you to Hell!!

WTF? How is that ANY different from ANY game played with Shipero? He's a nazi-lovin' dog-kickin' baby-punchin' bastard =P

Someday I hope to join in on the MGS4 awesome. Sometime later this summer, maybe.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:25
Dynamic Sheep
I'm so bummed I missed it. I'll do my best to be there next week though!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:29
MrSadistic
I was going to join, but um... I just... didn't... want to play...
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:30
Projectexodus
Damn region locking...
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:39
Silverback 55
I went and saw Wall-E so no MGO for me, but next weekend...maybe.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:48
Y0j1mb0
SantanaClaus:

Enjoy the beach and know when you get back I will own you in this game..lol.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 21:57
Cowzilla3
I'll never make it since I lack a PS3. I'll just go wallow is this mire over here.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 23:31
Geoff Henao
I was disappointed you all left 30 minutes after I got on. There needs to be more rescue and less Team DM.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 23:32
mix
I missed it....:(

Still waiting on that clan invite from Toneman though!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 23:33
mix
Invite means acceptance into the clan.......
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 23:37
Clockwork
Wish I was there. Hopefully I can make it next week.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 23:42
mix
@SunTzu

I might have played with you today.........

Someone with Sun (maybe SunTzu) in their name (longer name) was crazy SVD'ing me it was nuts!
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 00:18
SunTzu
@ MIX

Couldn't have been me, I use the name "Mox_Panda" when it comes to console shooters and such. I lost my connection to the server roughly an hour after it all had started.
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 03:14
manta
I kept getting raped by snipers. I haven't had to go against hardly any in the pub games I've been in, and kept running out into alleyways and open areas and getting shot down.

Girly men, all of you.
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 11:18
IceMax
I was completely new to MGO so i had no diea what to do, and was probably the person in pic #5
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 11:19
IceMax
by #5 i meant the last picture
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 15:21
007
Man you're good at drawing. Also, not funny... BUT I STILL LOVE THE PICS <333
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