Can your beard out beard my Epic One? Bring it Bitch.
Do you think you have a beard or facial hair worthy of being accepted into The Official Destructoid Beard Club ? Is your machoness so all encompassing that you literally have to fend off the ladies? Is your testosorone levels so high that if you shake hands with someone without facial hair they immediately grow a beard from just your touch?? Well step right up and show the world this beard that you think is gawk worthy.
But be forewarned, only real beards need apply..all others will be mocked until they go home running to their mommas. For attendance purposes I will allow this thing, this mockery of a beard called a goatee.
Post your Pic below rugged men of Destructoid and show the world what a real man looks like.
I have taken the liberty of offering you with no beards some of my machoness..just place your hand on your monitor where my hand in the picture is, and you may have a jolt hair growth on your chin.
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Borderlands
Persona 3 :FES
Persona 4
Valkyria Chronicles.
Indigo Prophecy.
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Dead Space
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaro's Treasure
Killzone 2.
Street Fighter IV.
SOCOM:Confrontation.
Flower.
Left4Dead.
Shadowrun.
Ico.
Shadow of Colossus.
Crimson Skies.
Crackdown.
Gunvalkyre.
Jet Force Gemini.
Pikmin Series.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Metal Gear Solid Series.
NFL 2k5.
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
Otogi.
Front Mission 3.
Panzar Dragoon Orta.
Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
Metal Slug Series.
Virtua Fighter 5.
Dig Dug.
Mario Kart DS.
Advance Wars Series.
Tobal #2.
Animal Crossing.
Tecmo's Deception.
Manhunt.
Deathrow.
Deus Ex.
Street Fighter 2.
Half Life 2.
Dead Rising.
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The Official Destructoid Beard Club 
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Also, BALE
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lol
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Chin For The Win!
Chin For The Win!
Chin For The Win!
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Chin for the win?
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Your photoshop wizardry fools no one.
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DAMN Sadie! uh... I mean DAMN Sadistic!
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And I know how you created this epic beard of yours.
Nourish it on a daily basis.
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blehman, your beard scares me.
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*runs off*
*hides under a table*
*prays to the facial hair fairy*
*looks in mirror*
*prays some more*
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Agent Moo..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped as well. But the Macho flex has let you enter our hallowed grounds.
SantaClaus your VIP section is waiting..along with the whores for your Epicness.
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Agent Moo..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped as well. But the Macho flex has let you enter our hallowed grounds.
SantaClaus your VIP section is waiting..along with the whores for your Epicness.
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also, whores plz.
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