For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I wrote for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talked about and reviewed movies. I have long since stopped writing there ( and here ) as I feel like I've said all I have had cooped up in my head without sounding redundant.
Can your beard out beard my Epic One? Bring it Bitch.
Do you think you have a beard or facial hair worthy of being accepted into The Official Destructoid Beard Club ? Is your machoness so all encompassing that you literally have to fend off the ladies? Is your testosorone levels so high that if you shake hands with someone without facial hair they immediately grow a beard from just your touch?? Well step right up and show the world this beard that you think is gawk worthy.
But be forewarned, only real beards need apply..all others will be mocked until they go home running to their mommas. For attendance purposes I will allow this thing, this mockery of a beard called a goatee.
Post your Pic below rugged men of Destructoid and show the world what a real man looks like.