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The OFFICIAL DESTRUCTOID BEARD CLUB is now in order!!
Y0j1mb0 | 2:41 PM on 04.01.2008 91 comments



Can your beard out beard my Epic One? Bring it Bitch.


Do you think you have a beard or facial hair worthy of being accepted into The Official Destructoid Beard Club ? Is your machoness so all encompassing that you literally have to fend off the ladies? Is your testosorone levels so high that if you shake hands with someone without facial hair they immediately grow a beard from just your touch?? Well step right up and show the world this beard that you think is gawk worthy.

But be forewarned, only real beards need apply..all others will be mocked until they go home running to their mommas. For attendance purposes I will allow this thing, this mockery of a beard called a goatee.

Post your Pic below rugged men of Destructoid and show the world what a real man looks like.



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MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I don't even need a damn picture. Just accept me into the club.
shipero's Destructoid Blog
Beards are for pedophiles.
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
I heard Chee burger sprouted some chest hairs!
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
-D-'s Destructoid Blog
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
HAY GAIS CHECK OUT MAH BEERD
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
WTF!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
I'm not sure if this qualifies as a beard or not.
ceark's Destructoid Blog
I need to shake your hand then. I am unbeardable.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
This is gonna be big. I apoligize for breaking your blog.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
Mine's pretty epic:
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Same here, ceark. I could probably skip shaving for two weeks and still have some scraggly five-o’-clock shadow-esque shit.

Also, BALE
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
I have taken the liberty of offering you with no beards some of my machoness..just place your hand on your monitor where my hand in the picture is, and you may have a jolt hair growth on your chin.
GrayFox's Destructoid Blog
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
I'm going to be gunning for you all!!!
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Teta's Destructoid Blog
April 1st is not an excuse to PHAIL.
shipero's Destructoid Blog
Beardless Dtoider Unite! Together we can stop the tyranny of our hairy oppressors.

Chin For The Win!
Chin For The Win!
Chin For The Win!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Blehman got all grizzled on us.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
Holy shit, Blehman!
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
@Shipero
Chin for the win?
shipero's Destructoid Blog
@Takeshi

Your photoshop wizardry fools no one.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
I see blehman has taken a chair next to me with his beard. Who will join us next?
liquidninja's Destructoid Blog
AAAHHH!! I just shaved.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Ha-Puken's Destructoid Blog
[img]http://s104.photobucket.com/albums/m200/CountryJoeandTheFish/?action=view¤t=beard.jpg[/url]

DAMN Sadie! uh... I mean DAMN Sadistic!
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
Do epic goatees count? If so,

Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
@Shipero

And I know how you created this epic beard of yours.


Nourish it on a daily basis.
big filth's Destructoid Blog
haha! epic post. I just shaved my beard! bad timing, but your beard is FTW.

blehman, your beard scares me.
Ha-Puken's Destructoid Blog
Fail!
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Brother coonskin has joined us as well.
Chocobo Knight's Destructoid Blog
I don't have enough testosterone to grow a long, luxurious beard. No fair. D:
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
But.. But.. Jimbo, IT'S WHITE!
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
I want a beard...oh wait being that I'm Sadistic I have one already. And an epic one at that!
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
NO WAY CHECK OUT MINE

SantanaClaus89's Destructoid Blog
You have nothing on me, jimbo:

Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
HOLY FUCK SANTANACLAUS!

*runs off*

*hides under a table*

*prays to the facial hair fairy*

*looks in mirror*

*prays some more*
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
You wins.
Hoygeit's Destructoid Blog
My jawline. It is barren. :(
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Snaileb..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped..I can't see you wearing clothes like that.

Agent Moo..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped as well. But the Macho flex has let you enter our hallowed grounds.

SantaClaus your VIP section is waiting..along with the whores for your Epicness.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Snaileb..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped..I can't see you wearing clothes like that.

Agent Moo..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped as well. But the Macho flex has let you enter our hallowed grounds.

SantaClaus your VIP section is waiting..along with the whores for your Epicness.
Ha-Puken's Destructoid Blog
Sunovabitch SantanaClaus! How's that Jihad workin' out for ya?
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
What mine lacks in scruffiness it makes up for neatness and professionalism. I call Vice President of Beard Club!
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
My beard is not worthy. It barely exists.
SantanaClaus89's Destructoid Blog
LMAO I lost a bet so I couldn't shave or cut my hair for two years. That was the end result.

also, whores plz.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Fuck your neatness and professionalism tragic. It's scruffy or nothing.
007's Destructoid Blog
Son of a bitch, I just shaved most of my beard today. do goatees count?
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
<--- Am I doing it rite?


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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Destructoid is a haven for truly fantastic artists. Below are but a few examples of their work I was lucky enough to receive from them. Behold my bearded samurai depictions. See if you can guess which talented Dtoider did them.























Games I love in no particular order:

Borderlands
Persona 3 :FES
Persona 4
Valkyria Chronicles.
Indigo Prophecy.
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Dead Space
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaro's Treasure
Killzone 2.
Street Fighter IV.
SOCOM:Confrontation.
Flower.
Left4Dead.
Shadowrun.
Ico.
Shadow of Colossus.
Crimson Skies.
Crackdown.
Gunvalkyre.
Jet Force Gemini.
Pikmin Series.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Metal Gear Solid Series.
NFL 2k5.
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
Otogi.
Front Mission 3.
Panzar Dragoon Orta.
Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
Metal Slug Series.
Virtua Fighter 5.
Dig Dug.
Mario Kart DS.
Advance Wars Series.
Tobal #2.
Animal Crossing.
Tecmo's Deception.
Manhunt.
Deathrow.
Deus Ex.
Street Fighter 2.
Half Life 2.
Dead Rising.


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Things off the Blog I do. Once every month I review two movies. Generally obscure, cult classics or off the radar flicks that need to be seen by all.



The New Movie Reviews are in the works as soon as I get off my procrastinating ass and do them.

Past Movie Recommendations:

Gangster No 1
Zatoichi The Blindswordsman
Glengarry Glenn Ross
Oldboy
A History of Violence
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
The Seven Samurai
High Tension
Brazil
Jacob's Ladder
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Unbreakable
Man Bites Dog
City of God


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