on japanator

WTF is Destructoid? Read this first! Got news? email us

create an account | login

Home Buy & Sell Wii U PS Vita 360 PS3 Wii PC 3DS PSP Reviews Videos Blogs Forums Fight

Y0j1mb0's blog

RSS

Contact

About Me

edit

Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.

Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]

Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights

For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer

Epic Card Courtesy of The Ghost.

Gamer Profile

edit

3DS friend code:
Steam:
Battle: y0j1mb0.2008@gmail.com
PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p
Mii: 0774-3918-3804
Gamertag: y0j1mb0

Following (72)

edit

Around the community:

Bloggers Wanted: Training

Your complete guide to Destructoid

The OFFICIAL DESTRUCTOID BEARD CLUB is now in order!!
Y0j1mb0 \| 2:41 PM on 04.01.2008	96 comments

Can your beard out beard my Epic One? Bring it Bitch.

Do you think you have a beard or facial hair worthy of being accepted into

The Official Destructoid Beard Club

? Is your machoness so all encompassing that you literally have to fend off the ladies? Is your testosorone levels so high that if you shake hands with someone without facial hair they immediately grow a beard from just your touch?? Well step right up and show the world this beard that you think is gawk worthy.

But be forewarned, only real beards need apply..all others will be mocked until they go home running to their mommas. For attendance purposes I will allow this thing, this mockery of a beard called a goatee.

Post your Pic below rugged men of Destructoid and show the world what a real man looks like.

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

Those who have fapped: Nihil

Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

88 comments | showing # 1 to 50

next 50 comments

MrSadistic

I don't even need a damn picture. Just accept me into the club.

shipero

Beards are for pedophiles.

VWGTI

I heard Chee burger sprouted some chest hairs!

Takeshi

-D-

king3vbo

HAY GAIS CHECK OUT MAH BEERD

MrSadistic

WTF!

MrSadistic

ceark

I need to shake your hand then. I am unbeardable.

blehman

This is gonna be big. I apoligize for breaking your blog.

Justice

Mine's pretty epic:

Samit Sarkar

Same here, ceark. I could probably skip shaving for two weeks and still have some scraggly five-o�-clock shadow-esque shit.

Also, BALE

Y0j1mb0

I have taken the liberty of offering you with no beards some of my machoness..just place your hand on your monitor where my hand in the picture is, and you may have a jolt hair growth on your chin.

GrayFox

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809029

lol

Kryptinite

I'm going to be gunning for you all!!!

blehman

Teta

April 1st is not an excuse to PHAIL.

shipero

Beardless Dtoider Unite! Together we can stop the tyranny of our hairy oppressors.

Chin For The Win!
Chin For The Win!
Chin For The Win!

MrSadistic

Blehman got all grizzled on us.

Takeshi

VWGTI

Holy shit, Blehman!

Takeshi

@Shipero
Chin for the win?

shipero

@Takeshi

Your photoshop wizardry fools no one.

Y0j1mb0

I see blehman has taken a chair next to me with his beard. Who will join us next?

liquidninja

AAAHHH!! I just shaved.

Snaileb

Ha-Puken

[img]http://s104.photobucket.com/albums/m200/CountryJoeandTheFish/?action=view¤t=beard.jpg[/url]

DAMN Sadie! uh... I mean DAMN Sadistic!

Coonskin05

Do epic goatees count? If so,

Takeshi

@Shipero

And I know how you created this epic beard of yours.

Nourish it on a daily basis.

big filth

haha! epic post. I just shaved my beard! bad timing, but your beard is FTW.

blehman, your beard scares me.

Ha-Puken

Fail!

Y0j1mb0

Brother coonskin has joined us as well.

Chocobo Knight

I don't have enough testosterone to grow a long, luxurious beard. No fair. D:

Takeshi

But.. But.. Jimbo, IT'S WHITE!

Sadie G

I want a beard...oh wait being that I'm Sadistic I have one already. And an epic one at that!

AgentMOO

NO WAY CHECK OUT MINE

Takeshi

HOLY FUCK SANTANACLAUS!

*runs off*

*hides under a table*

*prays to the facial hair fairy*

*looks in mirror*

*prays some more*

Cowzilla3

You wins.

Hoygeit

My jawline. It is barren. :(

Y0j1mb0

Snaileb..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped..I can't see you wearing clothes like that.

Agent Moo..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped as well. But the Macho flex has let you enter our hallowed grounds.

SantaClaus your VIP section is waiting..along with the whores for your Epicness.

Y0j1mb0

Ha-Puken

Sunovabitch SantanaClaus! How's that Jihad workin' out for ya?

Tragic Hero

What mine lacks in scruffiness it makes up for neatness and professionalism. I call Vice President of Beard Club!

EternalDeathSlayer

My beard is not worthy. It barely exists.

blehman

Fuck your neatness and professionalism tragic. It's scruffy or nothing.

007

Son of a bitch, I just shaved most of my beard today. do goatees count?

Takeshi

<--- Am I doing it rite?

blehman

Also, @santanaclaus

How's singing for the Black Crows working out for ya?

Y0j1mb0

Open the door to him blehman..while neat and professional we will not descriminate. But VP..me thinks not.

Y0j1mb0

007:

I will allow this thing called goatees.

prev	next 50 comments

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

All editorial content, including blogs, comments, and forums written by our community, are protected by a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Destructoid aka ModernMethod is an independently-run company forged by our childhood love of video games and adulthood hatred mainstream video game press.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006