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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]


Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights

For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I wrote for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talked about and reviewed movies. I have long since stopped writing there ( and here ) as I feel like I've said all I have had cooped up in my head without sounding redundant.

Epic Card Courtesy of The Ghost.


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Can your beard out beard my Epic One? Bring it Bitch.


Do you think you have a beard or facial hair worthy of being accepted into The Official Destructoid Beard Club ? Is your machoness so all encompassing that you literally have to fend off the ladies? Is your testosorone levels so high that if you shake hands with someone without facial hair they immediately grow a beard from just your touch?? Well step right up and show the world this beard that you think is gawk worthy.

But be forewarned, only real beards need apply..all others will be mocked until they go home running to their mommas. For attendance purposes I will allow this thing, this mockery of a beard called a goatee.

Post your Pic below rugged men of Destructoid and show the world what a real man looks like.



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I don't even need a damn picture. Just accept me into the club.
Beards are for pedophiles.
I heard Chee burger sprouted some chest hairs!
HAY GAIS CHECK OUT MAH BEERD
I need to shake your hand then. I am unbeardable.
This is gonna be big. I apoligize for breaking your blog.
Mine's pretty epic:
Same here, ceark. I could probably skip shaving for two weeks and still have some scraggly five-o’-clock shadow-esque shit.

Also, BALE
I have taken the liberty of offering you with no beards some of my machoness..just place your hand on your monitor where my hand in the picture is, and you may have a jolt hair growth on your chin.
I'm going to be gunning for you all!!!
April 1st is not an excuse to PHAIL.
Beardless Dtoider Unite! Together we can stop the tyranny of our hairy oppressors.

Chin For The Win!
Chin For The Win!
Chin For The Win!
Blehman got all grizzled on us.
Holy shit, Blehman!
@Shipero
Chin for the win?
@Takeshi

Your photoshop wizardry fools no one.
I see blehman has taken a chair next to me with his beard. Who will join us next?
AAAHHH!! I just shaved.
[img]http://s104.photobucket.com/albums/m200/CountryJoeandTheFish/?action=view¤t=beard.jpg[/url]

DAMN Sadie! uh... I mean DAMN Sadistic!
Do epic goatees count? If so,

@Shipero

And I know how you created this epic beard of yours.


Nourish it on a daily basis.
haha! epic post. I just shaved my beard! bad timing, but your beard is FTW.

blehman, your beard scares me.
Fail!
Brother coonskin has joined us as well.
I don't have enough testosterone to grow a long, luxurious beard. No fair. D:
But.. But.. Jimbo, IT'S WHITE!
I want a beard...oh wait being that I'm Sadistic I have one already. And an epic one at that!
NO WAY CHECK OUT MINE

HOLY FUCK SANTANACLAUS!

*runs off*

*hides under a table*

*prays to the facial hair fairy*

*looks in mirror*

*prays some more*
You wins.
My jawline. It is barren. :(
Snaileb..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped..I can't see you wearing clothes like that.

Agent Moo..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped as well. But the Macho flex has let you enter our hallowed grounds.

SantaClaus your VIP section is waiting..along with the whores for your Epicness.
Snaileb..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped..I can't see you wearing clothes like that.

Agent Moo..I'm thinking yours is photoshopped as well. But the Macho flex has let you enter our hallowed grounds.

SantaClaus your VIP section is waiting..along with the whores for your Epicness.
Sunovabitch SantanaClaus! How's that Jihad workin' out for ya?
What mine lacks in scruffiness it makes up for neatness and professionalism. I call Vice President of Beard Club!
My beard is not worthy. It barely exists.
Fuck your neatness and professionalism tragic. It's scruffy or nothing.
Son of a bitch, I just shaved most of my beard today. do goatees count?
<--- Am I doing it rite?
Also, @santanaclaus

How's singing for the Black Crows working out for ya?
Open the door to him blehman..while neat and professional we will not descriminate. But VP..me thinks not.
007:

I will allow this thing called goatees.

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