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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]


Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights

For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer


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SRK Saturdays PS3: I'm Gonna KICK YO MONKEY ASS Edition!!
Y0j1mb0 | 2:56 PM on 09.19.2009 24 comments




I know you guys have been kickin' it without me for awhile. Some of you may have even thought you were big shit because you've beaten a few scrubs here and there on these past Saturday beatdowns without me. Well I'm here to tell tell all of yous...the old man is here. And he's ready to take all of you on. It don't matter what the fighting game is cause I got them all. You let me know which one you want me to beat your ass on. I'm not deBLOO talking shit and not backing it up. I make shit happen. Let's get to the line up cause we're bringin' back the old school arcade flavor up in hurr!

First up is TEKKEN ONLINE.


Time:7PM EST. Host: ME, PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p

That's right. You think can stop my Bruce? Or Paul? Bring it, so I can laugh at ya as your face eats my foot. Its been a looong time since I rolled with this game but you know what? IT DOESN"T MATTER.

Next on our arcade smorgasbord is SF IV.


Time:8PM EST. Host: Various hosts. Just leave a comment if you want to roll below, We'll find you.

Ready for my Gen? Or my Gouken? I don't think you are but I can't wait to see you try to take me out. Don't let this old man kick your ass and take a picture of the results to show everybody. I aint saying I will do that but I'm not denying it either Skippy!

After that is SSF2HD Remix.


Time:9PM EST. Host: Solgrim, PSN: Solgrim

A real man's fighting game. Think you got what it takes to jump in the ring? We'll see.

After this will be Marvel vs Capcom 2.


Time:10PM EST. Host: Crunshii, PSN: Crunshii

Crunshii is ready to kick asses and take names. Will your name be on his list?

And last but not least KING OF MOTHERFUCKING FIGHTERS XII.


Time:11PM EST. Host: ME, PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p

A REAL fighting game for REAL MEN. Think your team can beat mine? LOL...no seriously. Do you? I want you! Hell I want some Dtoid editors to step up to the plate. Can yall even play a fighting game? Or do you just write about them? Bring yo ass. I'm calling out Jonathan, Topher or anybody else up in here who thinks they're good.

The times are set, the line up is what it is, all that is needed is you. It's okay if you don't show up. After all we all know what the outcome is going to be, don't we?



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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 15:00
Y0j1mb0
FIRST and I Fapped myself!!

Thats how I roll bitches!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 15:02
MrSadistic
farst comment
Ckarasu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 15:04
Ckarasu
Can't make it. I have work, and I don't own KoF XII (It doesn't look like it's worth it, for me).
squirrelyg's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 15:22
squirrelyg
I'll be around for some SFIV action. Don't worry old man I won't pull any punches ;P
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 15:55
JACK of No Trades
I had 5 people in the room last night on KoF. The lag was fucking retarded.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 16:14
pedrovay2003
I'll have to pick up Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and join you guys sometime.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 16:41
Cataract
PLay sometime on 360! I'm always down for HD Remix.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 16:49
TheCleaningGuy
I might be on tonight. MvC2 and probably KoFXII for me.
@Jack: Hell, the lag was retarded in that fucking BLAZBLUE room. Seriously, that round I played against clockwork zombie was nearly unplayable!
However, all the lag in the world couldn't stop your Tager!
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 17:03
CWal37
I haven't been able to play KOFXII this week yet, but I hope I can at least kick your ass in that.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 17:06
FalconReaper
There goes my supremacy in Super Turbo if your gonna show up. I think my skills with Guile have improved to the point where I can win at least one round against you, I think. that reminds me , we gotta play sometime.
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 17:13
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
Mmmm...Tekken...haven't played that in a while. I might swing by for some.
Zoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 18:33
Zoel
Hey Jimbo, I'm gonna let you finish KOF, but Garou mark of the wolves is best fighting game of all time. (Celis777)
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 18:50
s0lesurviv0r
I'll have to check to see if I have enough petroleum jelly for my rear end but I might play some tekken. I got sucked into Blazblue toying with story mode so I pay even less attention to the other fighting games I have.
Bang X Litchi 4ever!
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 20:53
Joanna Mueller
I'm just here to watch Garison's gif.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:23
decoyb
@ Jack, if the lag went away after I left it may have been me. My internet was FUBAR for a few hours after I left, seemed like a DNS server for comcast was down.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:28
Daxelman
@Zodiac: Me too.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2009 00:31
Crunshii
GRRRRRRRRR I totally missed it!!!! Also Yojim! I want u guys to try me out on BB!!!! Been playing the Vamp chick! o_O!
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2009 12:00
BulletTrain
FUCK! I missed out on Tekken?????
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