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So you SUCK at Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, huh? Then this blog is for YOU!
Y0j1mb0 | 8:46 PM on 12.08.2008 57 comments





Have you recently purchased Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix? Do you happen to fall into the " This game is cool but I'm getting raped by everyone " crowd? Is it getting to the point that you don't even feel like playing anybody on it because you lack sufficient skills, thus rendering your purchase of the game failure because you'll never play it? Well fear not, my fellow video game sophisticates. I have come down from the celestial mountain top of Street Fighter Gaming Legends to offer you, the unschooled, quick tips to get you acclimated to the ways of Street Fighter Kung fu.

This isn't about the etiquettes of the game or even a proper functional guide. You may want to look here for that. These are merely some bullet points that you should know that will yield a better understanding of the game itself. In the process of learning these ancient Street Fighter secrets, your game/skills may improve. To the point that at the least, you may actually make your opponent work for that victory and at the best, snag some victories yourself.

Let us begin Grasshopper.

TIP #1: BLOCK STUPID.

Blocking is good. Learn to do it. This sounds stupid but you will be surprised how people new to Street Fighter just don't block and wonder why they are getting raped. For these purposes know there are essentially two kinds of blocking. High and Low. Again, this may seem self explanatory but surprised again you will be to know that in an actual match, people think that if they press back, all incoming attacks are blocked. They wont be. Pressing back while standing will block, get this... high attacks and pressing back while crouched will net you a low block. So block accordingly stupid.

Oh also, here's another thing you need to learn about blocking because in SF2 you take damage regardless even if you block, albeit less than not blocking, and that is learning when to not block and simply evade the attack. There is no shame in jumping away from a fireball or an overhead attack to reposition yourself in a way where your attack will land over theirs.

TIP #2: MIND YOUR PERSONAL SPACE.

This tip is good in real life too but especially in Street Fighter. Be aware of your personal space, as in know where you are relating to your opponents' personal space. The reason why is simple.The way to anticipate your opponents next move is as simple as being a few game feet away from them. That way when they perform said move you can:

A] Block it.
B]Counter it.
C]Evade it.

Which leads to the next tip, which should be letter "D" but it needs expanding on..

TIP #3: THROW WHENEVER POSSIBLE.

Yer sir. Throw whenever possible. Seeing as that simple little move takes a bit of precious life from their bar it's the only logical course of action. Why risk doing something else when a throw is easy, quick and pisses people off. Example: Say Ken just finished executing a Dragon Punch which he missed, before he lands from it, just politely walk to him and throw away. Cakewalk.

TIP #4: YOUR SPURS.

The best move in the game is the sweep. Repeat after me , the best move in the game is the sweep. You may think it's another move. That other move you do with your character of choice but you would be wrong. The sweep is because like the throw, it is quick, easy and even more effortless to execute. Not only that but the sweep can be followed up by yet another sweep for added in your faceness and making your opponent feel even more stupid about themselves. This goes back full circle to the first tip: that of blocking. Like previously stated, it seems that people think you have to be a tournament fighter to pull off a low block because of the lack of usage when it comes to actually doing it in a fight.


TIP #4: CAMMY IS A TRAMP AND SUCKS AS A FIGHTER.



I think the title to the tip says it all.

TIP #5: NEVER... EVER, PLAY THIS GAME WITH THE 360 CONTROLLER.

If you must play this on the 360, please save yourself the frustration of the 360 Dpad. It is horrible. Go get you an arcade stick as quickly as possible. Actually the stick is the way to go always but I will admit, I love using a comfy Dpad when getting my fighting on. But that's just me.

Hopefully these few nuggets of simple information will be enlightening and get you started down the path of Street Fighter respectability. I hear that there are a few Dtoid tournaments going on right now should you want to test your newly acquired info. Haxan's got a great one where you can win Street Fighter IV the game as well as other cool swag like SF tournament Tees among other things, and let's not forget Squirrleyg has one as well. Lots of testing grounds. Go forth and partake.

Also, just for shits and giggles take a look at these advanced combos done in the game and marvel at what can be done. There's a lot more that can pulled off with practice, practice and more practice. See you online.


Capcombo Video from Derek Neal on Vimeo.



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GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 20:50
GoS-CPT-Stewart
"So you SUCK..."

Hey... this blog is for me!
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 20:58
pedrovay2003
Hey, Cammy's my best character. :P
Charlietime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 20:59
Charlietime
I
HATE
THE XBOX
DPAD

also, T. Hawk
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:02
NotAZombie
I consider myself a fairly average SF player but people online make me feel like possibly the worst player in the history of ever. Maybe my problem is that I don't understand what to do against all the Cammy players. HD Remix is my first introduction to her and from my experience so far, she is a bitch.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:09
Takeshi
I would change the title to "SSF2THDREMIXWTFBBQ sucks as much as the old ones on the SNES". But that would screw up the tips right?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:13
Y0j1mb0
Takeshi:

Has Sadistic let you out of his sex dungeon you Gimp you??
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:14
Crunshii
holy smokes... Zangief and MBison are the most damaging ones...

I feel sucky now... Yojim I duel u now!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:15
garison
When I get this game, then i will come back and read your tips, as I have never played a Street Fighter game (extensively) before.

Ya, I know, kill me now.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:17
Takeshi
Jimbo, ssst. He's taking a nap. Don't wake him up yet, it needs to heal first.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:23
vexed alex
TIP #5: NEVER... EVER, PLAY THIS GAME WITH THE 360 CONTROLLER.

A-FUCKING-MEN!
Pyroph's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:23
Pyroph
Is it me or does it sound like Mirror's Edge stole that song?
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:26
PsychoSoldier
Vega also scared me for some reason.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:32
Qraze
i'm getting better but capcom keeps getting worse and is kicking me out every other round now. we really need a patch.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:35
Alexradl
heeeeey...I like cammie.
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:44
Senisan
Nice write up bro, that combo vid was pretty sweet!
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:53
manta
That vid is lame. Almost all of the combos require use of a super. But more than likely you'd already have the opponent at half health before you got one. Dumb.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:53
Puppy Licks
Fair write up Yojimbo :)

Also congrats on the name change Takeshi :D
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 21:56
SilverDragon1979
Greatest-Writeup-Ever
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 22:03
Funktastic
Wait . . . the 360 has a D-Pad? o_O Hahaha! Also, so everyone's playing this on the 360 nowadays? If I could somehow hook up one of my SNES controllers to it, I might give some of you a run for your money . . . lol.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 22:07
norm9
Good tips Yojimbo.

However, I implore everyone to IGNORE tip #3. Never, ever ever throw. It's a matter of honor. Unless your opponent throws first- in which case you should try to throw them as much as possible.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 22:21
Y0j1mb0
If you listen to NORM9 about not throwing, you will be raped online harder than a drunk virgin in a nymphomaniacs meeting.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 22:31
Takeshi
@Puppy, I don't know if I should be happy or cry :D
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 22:33
Danmartigan
This is all pretty good common sense stuff. Practice, practice practice.

People who complain about throws need to learn how to avoid them. It has nothing to do with honor. Just keep your distance and give em a poke when they run up to throw you.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 22:43
Brian Szabelski
Agree with this post, except #4, Jimbo. In the right hands, Cammy is great.

Like my hands. :)
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 22:46
Buster
nihon tiger is a liar, cammy always sucks, and yojimbo im sorry, i thought you were a cammy lover cuase you have a picture of you smiling in a cammy shirt,but i was wrong.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 22:48
decoyb
The video makes me sad. Must practice more...
nilcam's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 23:08
nilcam
Why is there such hate for throwing? I have never understood it. You won't feel like a Street Fighter until you've performed Ken's fierce hurricane kick into a roll throw. That tells your opponent that you mean business.

I haven't run into many good opponents online. I've raped most of the players I've gone up against, sometimes so bad that I even let them recover from a dizzy hoping that they'll stage a comeback but it never happens. You and Haxan have both been good opponents. I've gotten pretty good at playing Haxan. Last Saturday, you destroyed me and I'm looking forward to a rematch.
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 23:37
A New Challenger
There's nothing inherently cheap or terrible about a throw, it just seems inexplicably seems that way. But more than in any other Street Fighter game, throwing is very much a part of any version of Street Fighter II.

Finishing someone off with a throw in any of the Marvel games is hilarious.
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 23:37
EarthbounderNess
Cammy is a tramp and sucks as a fighter is so very true, after many hours of trying to get decent with her, I've come to realize this.

Hopefully next Friday I can get on and try my Chun-Li against you.
Kirbilot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 23:41
Kirbilot
I really want to get into Street Fighter and was considering getting an arcade stick. All I have seen looking online so far is the one by Hori, and the two MadCatz ones that are coming out especially for SFIV.
Does anybody own one that they are happy with and what kind is it?
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 23:47
Genki-JAM
I use the 360 Control Stick and it's actually pretty comfy. Though not all my moves can be easily pulled off. An arcade stick is definitely the way to go, but I just don't have the money right now, so the control stick will have to do.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 23:52
Aertyr
No such thing as Honor is fighting games. It's killed or be killed.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 23:59
IronPikeman
I approve this message!

Fei Long gonna monkay kick yo' ass!





bitch...
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 00:36
mr spooky
combos are hard to do.
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 01:10
TewDee
Yojim...you make me wish I had a PS3.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 02:26
Vitamin Awesome
Tip #5 is the Damn truth. I bought it for the only platform I could, but further playing has been postponed until I get an arcade stick (which is when I get one for Christmas). I've also been inspired to start Pad-hacking, so once I've finished buying for others this Holiseason, I'd like to start building a D-Toid themed Arcade Stick :).
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 03:05
free touch
Throws aren't the problem. Tick throws are the problem. If I have to face one more Ken player who standing short to throw's me again, i'm going to jump through xbox, and punch their mother.
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 03:09
Haxan
The 360 controller is raping my contest! Seriously, I am finding myself unable to stand a chance without the jumping hurricaine kick at my disposal. I was literally pulling off for every 16 attempts against Char tonight. He owned me all over. Granted, i shouldn't have been trying to practise it while battling him, but I was frustrated, tired and very cranky.

360 pads are evil. Anybody have any cheap and easily obtained suggestions for an alternative?
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 03:30
RAB
@ Haxan
Hori sticks have been going for quite cheap lately. Google it.

@ Yojimbo
Would you mind elaborating on number 4? All around she seems like a great character and I've seen people pull off some pretty slick (albeit annoying..) things with her. That cannon drill catches people off guard almost every time.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 03:42
TheToiletDuck
Sweeet post.

Hmmm... i think it's time i invested in the hori stick then. Worst case scenario i can always use it for Schmups on pc :)
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 06:04
casualweaponry
Cammy is very, very good in this game. Don't believe me? Check how untouchable she is after a block short Cannon Drill or Thrust Kick.

Don't feel guilty about throwing! All throws can be softened. Throws also do excellent damage, and certain characters (Ken, Balrog(Boxer), Dhalsim, E. Honda) need their throw traps.

I just bought a Hori 360 EX2 stick. Its ok, but waaaaay better than the D-pad.

And finally, this is very unscientific, but 360 players are WAAAAAAAY better than PSN players! I'm an ex-tournament player; I go through PSN players like a hot knife through butter. But 360 players really give me a run for my money! I'm talking throw traps, Bison's block breaker, and 6-8 hit non-super combos ;_;

Damn I'm loving this game.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 07:04
Anus Mcphanus
and here I am still waiting for this game to hit the Euro Playstation store...
scottoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 07:05
scottoid
jim, didnt i beat you the other day with cammy? was that directed towards me? lol
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 09:09
ZServ
cammy's just a slut in this game, bitch i will not play against. I will fucking leave the game before i play against cammy.
Thanks for the tips though, considering this is my first SF :P
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 10:01
Char Aznable
This is easily the most fun I've had playing a game online with my fellow Dtoiders. I'm having a great time with Haxan's competition, too (13-2 last night with Ryu/Akuma, woo!).

360 ANALOG STICK 4 LYFE

lol @ the "celestial mountain top of Street Fighter Gaming Legends" you allegedly belong on. One day... *Shakes fist*
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 10:34
Corak
PS3 bricked last night. Won't be able to see you all for a few weeks probably
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 14:16
Riser Glen
lol @ zserv

Right on brotha.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 15:49
Naim Master
I'll get a arcade stick next year ...
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 15:58
BulletTrain
I miss playing this game already. I won't have my ps3 or my HDTV for a while since I'm still in the middle of moving; I'm ready to get back into shape and woop up on jimbo again(AKA Señor Sweeps)
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 16:27
Kyousuke Nanbu
Cammy rocks.

And I use the analog stick, works just fine on my 360 controller as I refuse to drop 50+ dollars on an arcade stick I'll only use for one shitty game.

And only one person on D-toid sucks at SF, and he's the one that started this blog.

Yea that's right I went there.
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