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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights

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PS3's Poker Nights: Tonight!! ( With Prize of Course!! )
Y0j1mb0 | 4:09 PM on 06.25.2008 25 comments




The time: 10pm EST.
The place: PSN Network.
The Hosts: James Ewing aka Ha-Puken and JohanHin aka Takeshi.


Any takers? There's always a prize to win for the last man standing. Who wants it? Who can outplay & outwit the competition tonight? Kryptinite, you showing up? What about ceark? Or anybody else? The usual suspects will be there. Ha-Puken, Takeshi, Shipero, Qraze, Video_Cognito, Counting Conflict, Moosehole and maybe even Gos-CPT who was soo close to winning the last time. Oh and yours truly of course..lol.

The drinks will be consumed, the shit-talking will be flowing, and the winner will be despised. That'll be me.. ( hee hee ). Come join us on our proverbial Boys Night Out tonight and make a name for yourself as the premiere Destructoid Card Shark.


Your pathetic attempt at a Poker face is quite amusing. You have nothing. All in Bitch!


All you gotta do is start that there Poker game you downloaded, go to online play, look for our tables with the hosts name ( wont be hard to find as it has a padlock next to 'em ) and enter the password "toid". Good times, good drinks, Good luck.

Hope to see some new faces on there. It's getting old taking away Moosehole and Video_Cognito's money. Somebody challenge us..!!



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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 16:25
Justice
So what was the incredible prize of last week? I must know!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 16:29
Y0j1mb0
lol..The choice of The Metal Gear Solid Essential Collection or the Devil May Cry Collection.

Tonight's prize is very cool.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 16:40
Qraze
i'll be there. marihoony less though.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 16:41
Silverback 55
I'm actually going to be home early tonight so I'm in. Also Yoj1mb0, I have some PS3 games I can throw in as prizes in the next couple weeks if you're ever running low on shit to give out.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 16:43
Geoff Henao
What's tonight's prize? Depending on what it is, I have options to check out a show or to bar hop. I must know!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 17:04
Y0j1mb0
Silverback 55:

I appreciate the gesture..we'll talk if need be about future prizes. This here is just something we do to give back to the awesomeness of Dtoid. Show up for poker, bro. Good times will be had.

Video:

Bring yourself to the poker table if you want to know..I think tonight's prize YOU will especially love..lol.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 17:08
Justice
Those are actually awesome prizes. Good community love guys!
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 17:15
mistic
I'm working nightshift today, so no online playing for me tonight :-(
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 17:17
Takeshi
The amount LOVE in this blog, I can't take it!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 17:24
Qraze
no soup for you.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 17:39
Geoff Henao
AH y0j1mb0, you're killing me, meng. It's gonna be PaRappa the Rapper-related, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 18:11
Takeshi
OK Video, this weeks prize is.... nah I won't spoil it (because even I don't know). You'll see it when you win. How's that?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 18:20
Qraze
then i shall win.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 18:54
Takeshi
No No No No No... Thou shalt not.
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 19:17
Ha-Puken
That's right!
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 19:22
GoS-CPT-Stewart
I'm there. And I'm winning it this time. Also, hopefully I can actually talk to everybody. That was really annoying because I know you were all shit-talking and stuff when all I could do was look at my cards and be bored :(

Oh well, we'll see how tonight plays out.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 19:31
Geoff Henao
I decided to go to that show I was talking about. I hope the prize isn't as awesome as it's being advertised as.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 19:49
Qraze
ha ha!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 20:55
Takeshi
If the room is full just send me a message and I'll create another one.
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 21:06
manta
Think we need another room :/ I was just in, and it froze on me. Now the game doesn't show up.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 21:57
grassr00ts
poker=fail, anyone wants to join me and james on cod4 pm us with message as subject psn id x311grassr00tsx
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 22:05
manta
Yeah, think I'll just go eat something and then get on MGO. If anyone wants to join me, send me a message.

Also, join the Destructoid clan! Just go to Clan after you pick your character and search for Destructoid.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 22:47
GoS-CPT-Stewart
Well I got cocky again and blew all my cash on a stupid move. Apparently I'm really good at coming in second :P
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 16:04
Silverback 55
Sorry I couldn't get my headset to work. I felt bad not being able to BS with you guys.(Not that I felt bad taking your money)
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