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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights

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PS3's POKER NIGHTS: Reserve your Table for Tomorrow!!
Y0j1mb0 | 8:13 PM on 04.13.2008 18 comments




It isn't Monday night yet so why is this post here? To recruit more players for a fun filled Poker romp, that's why!! Last time we had an absolute blast as detailed here and tomorrow night is going to be even better. We got more people on tap this time around so we will have even more hi jinks. To make things even simpler I decided to make an impromptu checklist for maximum enjoyment getting.

Poker Checklist for Tomorrow Night:

1. Booze.

2. PS Eye. ( Not required but boy is it fun looking at drunk ass bastards falling on their faces! )

3. The PSN Poker Game... duh!

4. Your "A" game.

5. A day off from work Tuesday for the recovery of the prior drunken night.


Your pathetic attempt at a Poker face is quite amusing. You have nothing. All in Bitch!

Last week's winner got themselves a copy of The Mark of Kri and tomorrow night's winner will get their grubby hands on Odin Sphere.The cool kids in Destructoid say it's a pretty good game. So whats the hold up?? Bring your ass onto the festivities and try to beat us in Poker. I'm quite sure you guys think you can take me on, so bring it. Who knows. The planets may align tomorrow night , Hailey's comet may also fly across the sky and you may win.



Shipero, Ha-Puken, Takeshi and I are doing Tequila shots. Your chances of acquiring that copy of Odin Sphere are exceptionally good. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists. Tomorrow I'll post the official post at about 6pm EST and let you know the 411 on how many Poker Tables there will be and who's hosting them.

Hope to see you Card Sharks there.



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Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:18
Crunshii
f1rst!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:21
shipero
When are they going to come out with an online Canasta game?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:22
Teta
Let´s make an online petition for that Shipero, i´ll sign that.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:23
MrSadistic
They need to make an online "ass-eating" game.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:29
Y0j1mb0
Canasta + ass eating game FTW.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:57
grassr00ts
i'll try and make it tomorrow night, scheduled to work but should be able to switch it around, ill let you know for sure.

maybe i wont play like a jackass and go all in w/ Q 6.

also, not sure what we talked about saturday night, my girlfriend told me i got on the ps3 and seem to have completely forgotten about it somehow.....
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 22:42
Samit Sarkar
I won’t be there, but I’m just commenting here to give you props for the No Country For Old Men blog header. Awesome movie.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 06:51
Takeshi
-Punches Takeshi in his various stupid hats-
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 07:08
manta
Ugh, I missed last week even though I d/l'd the game. And I have a chem test at 7 PM PST today. Will you guys still be playing?
DrkAdonis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 10:03
DrkAdonis
Man, Y0j1mb0... I can't wait until I get a PStriple so that I can partake in all of these events you have going.

...looks hella fun. Drink one/kick some ass for me. ^^
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 10:38
Ha-Puken
If there is one thing that I learned from last weeks game it's this: more booze = more trips to the ATM. For some reason I'm not betting on myself to win tonight... but then again I wouldn't mind owning a copy of Odin Sphere either!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 13:58
Takeshi
Booze + Ha-Puken + Booze = Takeshi wins!
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 14:22
Ha-Puken
The person that can ingest the most tequila is the real winner in my book! I'll just have to try to keep my new controllers out of harms way.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 15:02
EternalDeathSlayer
I wish I could join you guys, but I've been playing my 360 lately. Partly because taking part in FNF got me back into Halo 3, and partly because I'd prefer if my RROD came sooner instead of later.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 15:24
Takeshi
@Ha-Puken
Thanks for the warning, I've bought some Heinekens. And I'm no rich bastard like you. So I want to stick to my old Sixaxis a little longer.

p.s. The person who shares Tekken 5 wins in my book.

@EDS
That's cruel dude, playing your 360 to death.
naib's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 15:35
naib
Stupid hat = Check
Box o' Wine = Check

I ain't talkin' no Franzia crap. We ballin' with Paso Robles' finest.

Y0j1mb0: Check your PM.
thebza's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 20:07
thebza
dood when i get my mgs4 ps3 bundle in june, i am so playing poker with you! sounds awesome, this is what online gaming should be about, the essence!!
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