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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

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PS3's POKER NIGHTS RECAP + WINNER!!
Y0j1mb0 | 11:50 AM on 04.15.2008 12 comments




So another PS3's Poker Nights has passed and another recap and announcement of the winner you are now reading. I have to tell you I had a blast drinking shots with Ha-Puken, laughing my ass off at Takeshi's usual goofball comments and Shipero's poker skills..lol. The attendants in the mix were as follows:

Qraze, Ha-puken, Shipero, Takeshi, and yours truly.

Attendance took a dive last night. Perhaps people have gotten wind of our superior poker skills and know better than to challenge us for a free game. Perhaps they might of actually had plans in the real world...really? But whatever the reason we still had a great time. And because of it the chances for someone acquiring the game Odin Sphere skyrocketed even more.


This was the winning hand at the end of the game. The flop showed two aces on the table and the two players left went all in. Guess who won with four aces ?


The alcohol flowed freely, and shit talking flowed even more from what I heard. I came a little late into the party as my wife had control of the TV. When I entered the scene Shipero and Ha-Puken were on top of the Money Leader boards. Then the poker Tsunami that was yours truly started to play. Did I overtake the money leader boards and systematically put everybody in that poker table in the poorhouse??



It's a goddamn massacre, Pop. He wiped out the whole poker party, execution-style.

-Well a sure and steady hand did this. This ain't no squirrelly amateur. This is the work of a salty dog. You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage. Now a poker filled kill-crazy rampage though it may be, all the colors are kept within the lines. If you was a moron, you could almost admire it.

“I knew that fucker had two Aces!!”

You betcha!! Last night's winner was yours truly and as such I became the recipient of Odin Sphere . At this time I would like to thank all the people who didn't show up so my chances were ripe from the git go to end up winning and the lack of poker skills from my poker buddies at that table. Muchas Gracias.

Next week on tap will be yet another free game to win. Will you let me win again or will you try to partake in our PS3's Poker Nights and try to snag it for yourselves? It's as easy as joining the festivities and beating us in poker.

Great night and hope to see you Card Sharks out there with the balls to enter our Poker Fray show up next week. Cheers.

Now I think I'm going to play me some Odin Sphere real soon and see what the hub bub is about this game.






[ Blogger's Note: I would like to thank all the guys that have thanklessly stepped up and put up a game from their own collection up for prizes or are planning to. That it's not a requirement makes it even more special. Here I will give Kudos to the Dtoid members who have donated games for prizes. The first was done by yours truly. This last one was put forth by naib. Thanks again naib..even though you can't play poker you're still cool...lol. ]



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EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 11:57
EternalDeathSlayer
Oh shit, I hadn't noticed you had a review of Brazil in your profile. Kick ass! I loved Robert DeNiro's small part in that. It made it all worth it.

Good movie.

On Topic: I will eventually get the damn Poker game and play with you guys, but I've been busy. My wife has been playing less WoW and more Halo 3 again, so I have to play with her. Hey, it beats watching a chick flick.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 12:00
shipero
Things were going well until the firmware update made the game have a seizure.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 12:01
Kryptinite
have the game, will play next week :)
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 12:01
EternalDeathSlayer
Also, what was DeNiro in Brazil? An electrician, right? Those were illegal in the movie. lol.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 12:04
Y0j1mb0
EDS:

Glad to see a Brazil fan. The movie is an acquired taste.

Shipero:

Yeah that did suck..unfortunately when we all downloaded the firmware it was too late for folks to continue playing. But really..the result would of been the same. lol.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 12:24
ceark
-_-. the network totally didn't want me to play cause of the update last night. damn update.
Itchy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 12:31
Itchy
"Don't play on patchday"
naib's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 13:52
naib
@EDS: I don't think it was that electricians were illegal, it was just that DeNiro's character was willing to do it without all the requisite forms. He was an under the table electrician.

Sorry I didn't make it. I logged in right around 9cst, then got some unannounced company(the best kind).

My table stakes would have been the shipping costs. PM your addy and I'll ship it out tomorrow. It really is a great game.

I'll be there next week to take your PS3 game.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 15:37
EternalDeathSlayer
@ naib: Yes, that's correct. Pretty much it was illegal unless you let the government control everything.

I need to watch that movie again. Right after I watch the Blu-Ray of No Country for Old Men that's been sitting unopened for 2 weeks.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 16:24
Qraze
fncking great game last night. bs 4 of a kind! i'll know your calls next match, but i knew i was going down. just not so hard, i must have left right before the update, when i shut down the ps3, the update wasn't out, downloaded it this morning. @ ceark, we started at 10, i left a little after 12 and the update still wasn't out, seems like an excuse to me. #1_in_the_hood_G!!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 17:17
Takeshi
"Let's go all in no matter what card you have. I wan't to start a new game." I'm not falling for that ever again. You fuckers! I should've won this game. I deserve it for being the hardcore motherfucker who stays up til 10 in the morning to let you guys talk shit about me and my accent.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 17:27
Qraze
when it was just me and jimbo i got real antsy, then bam, my milkshake was gone! can't wait for the next time to play and get drunk. friday perhaps?¿?
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