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PS3's POKER NIGHTS RECAP: And the WINNAR is..
Y0j1mb0 | 1:10 PM on 04.29.2008 14 comments




So PS3's Poker Nights was last night and the usual suspects were there: Takeshi, Shipero, Ha-Puken, yours truly y0j1mb0, Qraze ( Number_0ne_in_Hood!! ), and hitorogoshi dropped by as well. Ceark was too busy playing Persona 3 so no show but good excuse. Teta doesn't know how to buy a PSN game in the store so he didn't show...and naib? Probably drunk off some wine laying face down on his couch most likely.



It was a night of drinking shots, Ha-Puken and yours truly. God awful hat hair, hitorogoshi looking like he was sporting a pancake on his head. Afro wigs, Ha-Puken. And much shit-talking, your truly y0j1mb0. Shipero was doing his usual of sprinkling sarcasm and dry wit in the festivities at hand as well. We started with open tables for the warm up. Hitorogoshi was doing his usual of going to the ATM after I raped him in a showdown with a flush. Silly guy..he thinks he can play with the big boys..lol.

The open table continued with much money and bullshit exchanging hands. I realized a few things last night:

One: that I must go check out hitorogoshi's NARP so I can kick his ass in Samurai Showdown 2.

Two: that Qraze always leaves the table when he starts losing his money.

Three: Ha-Puken and I were the only ones drinking.

and Four: We all were laughing our asses off all night playing poker.

Back to the recap. We finally made our way to the Sit & Go table to decide who would win the prize. This right here:



And on the first friggin' hand Shipero, with his Ace & Nine, Takeshi, with his Queen & Jack, and I with my King & Jack went all in. Guess who won the hand on the river with a straight?? That's right Shipero. I should've won the hand as the flop showed K,J,10, my two pair should of won but Noooo.. Shipero and his damn luck. So with the best players out of the game it was just Shipero, Qraze, and Ha-Puken.

Through a series of sheer luck , the blessing from above and non skill the last man standing was Hitorogoshi !! Enjoy your prize friend.. know that the next time you'll face me again in a showdown and we know how that will end.



In case you haven't noticed, great times were had by all. Why not join us next on the next PS3 Poker Nights. We ALWAYS have a game prize for the winner and I'm more than willing to do shots of Tequila with any who apply. We can always use more suckers..I mean people!! As always the time is 10pm EST and the night is Monday. Card Sharks are wanted. Do you fit that bill?



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Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
Awwwwwwwwww yeah! I seem to remember winning in the follow up game as well :)

PS I was also drinking. Naty Boh FTW!
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
I don't seem to recall the follow up game >.>
shipero's Destructoid Blog
Spoiler Alert: I'm Keyser Söze.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
What about my Heineken?
The Usual Suspects LMAO!! What a great picture. I had a good time talking crap. That's right PS3 owners. We can use some players. Y0j1mb0 and I need your money. Our goal for next week is two tables. The week after that three tables and so on. DTOID is taking over! I want to see a whole army of Dtoiders. It's cheap, it's got voice and videochat. And there are prices to be won here!
Ha-Puken's Destructoid Blog
You forgot to mention my skills... not at poker, but telling vile and grotesque jokes!
Mr Wilson's Destructoid Blog
Your guys names sound like some weird Yakuza clan or something...
mix's Destructoid Blog
Might have to join in on this, would need that camera though for more lulz.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
more like the "various, stupid hats" clan.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
@Mr. Wilson
You're right! I didn't even notice that.

@Mix
That and various stupid hats.
mix's Destructoid Blog
@Takeshi

Oh, I've got some hats that would make other hats look like old socks.
Ha-Puken's Destructoid Blog
what about my old sock hat?
mix's Destructoid Blog
@Ha-Puken

It would make that look like, like, like...*KABOOOM*

Mix's head exploded that day and no one shed a tear becuase they knew mix was to tough to have sissy friends.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
We did shed a tear because we couldn't take you money in poker.
And your various stupid sock hats.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
i had got signed out in the follow up match. i was drinking miller lite. and hella smoking. #1_in_the_hood_G!!


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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

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Games I love in no particular order:

Borderlands
Persona 3 :FES
Persona 4
Valkyria Chronicles.
Indigo Prophecy.
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Dead Space
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaro's Treasure
Killzone 2.
Street Fighter IV.
SOCOM:Confrontation.
Flower.
Left4Dead.
Shadowrun.
Ico.
Shadow of Colossus.
Crimson Skies.
Crackdown.
Gunvalkyre.
Jet Force Gemini.
Pikmin Series.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Metal Gear Solid Series.
NFL 2k5.
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
Otogi.
Front Mission 3.
Panzar Dragoon Orta.
Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
Metal Slug Series.
Virtua Fighter 5.
Dig Dug.
Mario Kart DS.
Advance Wars Series.
Tobal #2.
Animal Crossing.
Tecmo's Deception.
Manhunt.
Deathrow.
Deus Ex.
Street Fighter 2.
Half Life 2.
Dead Rising.


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Past Movie Recommendations:

Gangster No 1
Zatoichi The Blindswordsman
Glengarry Glenn Ross
Oldboy
A History of Violence
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
The Seven Samurai
High Tension
Brazil
Jacob's Ladder
Frailty
Unbreakable
Man Bites Dog
City of God


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