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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights

For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer


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PS3's POKER NIGHTS: I RAISE YOU A PS3 GAME !
Y0j1mb0 | 5:58 PM on 04.21.2008 33 comments




Monday is upon us and it's time for the card sharks to come out and play tonight. For those that for whatever reason don't know.. Monday night is the night we PS3 owners get together for our boys night out, drink alcohol aplenty, and proceed to out-bluff, outplay, and do whatever it takes to beat the other man across the table from us.


I gotta be cool. String this fool along. Just call him for now..then BAM! Take his money.

Last time I was the proud winner of Odin Sphere. Anybody think they can take me on? What about you, naib? Think you going to take my money and prize tonight? I don't think so. Maybe Ha-Puken thinks he can win it all..? Not if he drinks he wont..lol. Maybe Shipero will step up to the plate tonight? Naw..no knives in this game. Ceark?? LMAO. I wont even go there. Let's just say he better be glad he's a great artist cause if he depended on poker he would be in the poorhouse. Takeshi? Hmmm.. maybe.. or maybe not.



Have I mentioned this is the ONLY weekly game touney where you win a FREE game, week in and out. Yes sir, it most certainly is. Tonight I'm raising the stakes and putting up a PS3 game. Which one, you ask? The prize tonight will be none other than Starbreeze's gore-fest The Darkness. I believe on the front page there was a piece on a forthcoming sequel. If you haven't played it yet, here's your chance to play it and own it. That is if you can be the last man standing in our poker tournament.




The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game, look for the poker tables hosted by either Shipero, k0wb0y-b33b0p ( That's me )and or Takeshi, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Hope to see you card sharks there.. and Crunshii even though you're not a card shark, perhaps you might make an appearance..you too 311.



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Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:07
Ha-Puken
Damn! that's a nice prize!
ALL IN!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:07
Takeshi
WTF WTF WTF WTF I almost bought that game today. Hell yes I'm there! The gods are with me tonight.

let's hope the dealer is too.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:08
MrSadistic
Maybe one day I'll join and offer up some Subway or Sonic's coupons. It's the least I can do for this lovely community.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:11
Y0j1mb0
I think Ha-Puken and Takeshi need to drink alot tonight..yeah!, their game only gets better...lol.
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:14
Ha-Puken
Good point j1mbo (runs off to liquor store)
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:14
Takeshi
I'll stick to Coke, various stupid hats and punches from Sadistic.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:16
EternalDeathSlayer
Somebody should let me DL this on their account or something...I don't know how that works. lol

It seems I'm going to miss out once again. The Mets are on and I need to spend time with the wife.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:16
MrSadistic
Takeshi doesn't drink because he's from Holland and it's against his religion. They don't want to piss off Santa Claus, or whoever they worship over there.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:21
CountingConflict
I'd love to play with you guys tonight. However, I am a bit ashamed to inform you that the Beard Master General was stripped of his duties last night after losing a bet about Metal Gear Online. I might attend tonight, albeit clean shaven, and with no self-esteem whatsoever.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:24
Takeshi
Sadistic is right about one thing....



I'm from Holland.

We call that old fart Sinterklaas. He's from Spain. And has all kinds of black slaves. You wish I was joking...
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:27
Y0j1mb0
I shall overlook your clean shaveness CountingConflict. God help my eyes against the horror of your barren face.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:28
MrSadistic
Sinterklass sounds like my kind of guy. One can never have too many black slaves.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:28
MrSadistic
Sinterklaas too
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:31
Takeshi
And he likes to put naughty little boys in his sack and takes them home. ...
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Sadistic IS Sinterklaas
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:34
Takeshi
on topic:
Takeshi = JohanHin on PSN.
Takeshi is my Japanese homeboy from South Akibara Northwest.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:34
MrSadistic
Duh.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:34
big filth
This makes me want a Ps3 :(

Sounds like good times, and kudos for offering up a game every week. That is just plain awesome.

Poker without anything to win is like sex without a vagina to penetrate.

Have fun gentleman!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:36
Qraze
shweet. i'll be on as usual.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 18:49
MrSadistic
Reaprar is the kind of guy you hate, until he's inside you.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 19:58
Takeshi
Reaprar is inside me until I get punched by Sadistic
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 20:20
shipero
I might be a little late tonight but I should be on at some point.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 20:33
DarkTravesty
might be there depends how long this instance run takes.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 20:53
grassr00ts
sorry guys wish i was there, but with finals coming up next week all my professors decided to shit on me this week. best of luck to you all
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 21:05
CountingConflict
Is there a room up yet? I'm looking but dont see one.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 21:17
grassr00ts
i've found their not the most timely bunch, keeping trying it'll pop up eventually
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 21:20
CountingConflict
hahaha thanks bro
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 21:35
Y0j1mb0
Hey..we drink..so the time gets a bit off..lol. Tables are there.. give me your money CountingConflict.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 01:13
CountingConflict
Good shit guys.. I had a blast playing tonight.
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