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PS3's POKER NIGHTS: I RAISE YOU A PS3 GAME !
Y0j1mb0 \| 5:58 PM on 04.21.2008	32 comments

Monday is upon us and it's time for the card sharks to come out and play tonight. For those that for whatever reason don't know.. Monday night is the night we PS3 owners get together for our boys night out, drink alcohol aplenty, and proceed to out-bluff, outplay, and do whatever it takes to beat the other man across the table from us.

I gotta be cool. String this fool along. Just call him for now..then BAM! Take his money.

Last time I was the proud winner of Odin Sphere. Anybody think they can take me on? What about you, naib? Think you going to take my money and prize tonight? I don't think so. Maybe Ha-Puken thinks he can win it all..? Not if he drinks he wont..lol. Maybe Shipero will step up to the plate tonight? Naw..no knives in this game. Ceark?? LMAO. I wont even go there. Let's just say he better be glad he's a great artist cause if he depended on poker he would be in the poorhouse. Takeshi? Hmmm.. maybe.. or maybe not.

Have I mentioned this is the ONLY weekly game touney where you win a FREE game, week in and out. Yes sir, it most certainly is. Tonight I'm raising the stakes and putting up a PS3 game. Which one, you ask? The prize tonight will be none other than Starbreeze's gore-fest The Darkness. I believe on the front page there was a piece on a forthcoming sequel. If you haven't played it yet, here's your chance to play it and own it. That is if you can be the last man standing in our poker tournament.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game, look for the poker tables hosted by either Shipero, k0wb0y-b33b0p ( That's me )and or Takeshi, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Hope to see you card sharks there.. and Crunshii even though you're not a card shark, perhaps you might make an appearance..you too 311.

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30 comments | showing # 1 to 30

Ha-Puken says:
(# 0) on 04/21/2008 18:07

Damn! that's a nice prize!
ALL IN!

Takeshi says:
(# 1) on 04/21/2008 18:07

WTF WTF WTF WTF I almost bought that game today. Hell yes I'm there! The gods are with me tonight.

let's hope the dealer is too.

MrSadistic says:
(# 2) on 04/21/2008 18:08

Maybe one day I'll join and offer up some Subway or Sonic's coupons. It's the least I can do for this lovely community.

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 3) on 04/21/2008 18:11

I think Ha-Puken and Takeshi need to drink alot tonight..yeah!, their game only gets better...lol.

Ha-Puken says:
(# 4) on 04/21/2008 18:14

Good point j1mbo (runs off to liquor store)

Takeshi says:
(# 5) on 04/21/2008 18:14

I'll stick to Coke, various stupid hats and punches from Sadistic.

EternalDeathSlayer says:
(# 6) on 04/21/2008 18:16

Somebody should let me DL this on their account or something...I don't know how that works. lol

It seems I'm going to miss out once again. The Mets are on and I need to spend time with the wife.

MrSadistic says:
(# 7) on 04/21/2008 18:16

Takeshi doesn't drink because he's from Holland and it's against his religion. They don't want to piss off Santa Claus, or whoever they worship over there.

CountingConflict says:
(# 8) on 04/21/2008 18:21

I'd love to play with you guys tonight. However, I am a bit ashamed to inform you that the Beard Master General was stripped of his duties last night after losing a bet about Metal Gear Online. I might attend tonight, albeit clean shaven, and with no self-esteem whatsoever.

Takeshi says:
(# 9) on 04/21/2008 18:24

Sadistic is right about one thing....

I'm from Holland.

We call that old fart Sinterklaas. He's from Spain. And has all kinds of black slaves. You wish I was joking...

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 10) on 04/21/2008 18:27

I shall overlook your clean shaveness CountingConflict. God help my eyes against the horror of your barren face.

MrSadistic says:
(# 11) on 04/21/2008 18:28

Sinterklass sounds like my kind of guy. One can never have too many black slaves.

MrSadistic says:
(# 12) on 04/21/2008 18:28

Sinterklaas too

Takeshi says:
(# 13) on 04/21/2008 18:31

And he likes to put naughty little boys in his sack and takes them home. ...
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Sadistic IS Sinterklaas

Takeshi says:
(# 14) on 04/21/2008 18:34

on topic:
Takeshi = JohanHin on PSN.
Takeshi is my Japanese homeboy from South Akibara Northwest.

MrSadistic says:
(# 15) on 04/21/2008 18:34

Duh.

big filth says:
(# 16) on 04/21/2008 18:34

This makes me want a Ps3 :(

Sounds like good times, and kudos for offering up a game every week. That is just plain awesome.

Poker without anything to win is like sex without a vagina to penetrate.

Have fun gentleman!

Qraze says:
(# 17) on 04/21/2008 18:36

shweet. i'll be on as usual.

MrSadistic says:
(# 18) on 04/21/2008 18:49

Reaprar is the kind of guy you hate, until he's inside you.

SantanaClaus89 says:
(# 19) on 04/21/2008 19:26

I would have been there tonight, but some unexpected shit popped up on me... Look for me next week. I'll be the guy raping you for all of your virtual money and collecting the game.

Takeshi says:
(# 20) on 04/21/2008 19:58

Reaprar is inside me until I get punched by Sadistic

shipero says:
(# 21) on 04/21/2008 20:20

I might be a little late tonight but I should be on at some point.

DarkTravesty says:
(# 22) on 04/21/2008 20:33

might be there depends how long this instance run takes.

grassr00ts says:
(# 23) on 04/21/2008 20:53

sorry guys wish i was there, but with finals coming up next week all my professors decided to shit on me this week. best of luck to you all

CountingConflict says:
(# 24) on 04/21/2008 21:05

Is there a room up yet? I'm looking but dont see one.

grassr00ts says:
(# 25) on 04/21/2008 21:17

i've found their not the most timely bunch, keeping trying it'll pop up eventually

CountingConflict says:
(# 26) on 04/21/2008 21:20

hahaha thanks bro

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 27) on 04/21/2008 21:35

Hey..we drink..so the time gets a bit off..lol. Tables are there.. give me your money CountingConflict.

brainderailment says:
(# 28) on 04/22/2008 00:17

Iz gotzta getz me some o dat poker sheeit!

CountingConflict says:
(# 29) on 04/22/2008 01:13

Good shit guys.. I had a blast playing tonight.

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