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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights

For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer


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PS3's Friday Night Fight: NO MORE HIPPIES EDITION!!!
Y0j1mb0 | 1:04 PM on 02.22.2008 30 comments


Tonight will be a bit different as my usual partner-in-crime Shipero has plans. He never told me what they were but turning on my Matlocking skills I soon discovered a papertrail leading him to a nefarious fund raiser for keeping the Hippie Culture alive. Disgusting, I know. I'm going to have to try to look at him in the same light. It might be difficult though. I hate Hippies. They smell.



Because of said defection on Shipero's part we have some changes. Here they are my fellow PS3 cohorts:

The Games & Times:

The Unreal Tournament Festivities will now be starting at 9pm EST and will be hosted by none other than our own residential Jack the Ripper: Mr Sadistic.

Call Of Duty 4 will begin at 10pm EST and will be hosted by yours truly Dtoid's own y0j1mb0 . A tip to you all if facing BrOnXbOmBr21 in battle, he hides like a little bitch. Beware.

After I finish with COD4 I'll start Warhawk @ about 11:30pmEST..Password TOID..as usual. If BrOnX isn't out crusing the local meat market perhaps he will host this at that time or earlier.

Leave your PSN Tags Below Punks. Let's have a good turnout. I heard Shipero might learn some new Hippie Erotica that he will demonstrate to the winner.

Am I not kind??



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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:11
shipero
Yes, a hippie fund raiser thats what I'm doing. Definitely not helping my friend harvest organs from homeless people to sell on the black market... That would be wrong.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:14
ceark
working late again, probably wont' be there =P
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:15
Y0j1mb0
Shipero:

Don't try to say your doing the "BlackMarket Organ" thing as that's more acceptable than what you're truly doing...HIPPIE!!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:18
shipero
@Y0j1mb0

Who's arguing? I'm totally doing that thing you said. Anyone that says otherwise is a damn liar.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:32
MrSadistic
Yeah, shipero is "harvesting organs" alright, if you catch my drift.

Anyway, I might just leave the UT 3 FNF open to the public, since the rape fest a few days ago was such a resounding success. Probably gives me a chance to whore the site out some more.

Also, .--- .. -- -... --- / .-.. .. -.- . ... / -... ..- - - -....- ... . -..- / .-- .. - .... / ... .... . . .--. / .- -. -.. / .-- .... . -. / .. / ... .- -.-- / -... ..- - - -....- ... . -..- / .. / -- . .- -. / ..- -. -.. . .-. .- --. . / -.. .- - . / .-. .- .--. . .-.-.-
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:39
BluDesign
do you guys just never use voice chat in UT3 or Warhawk?

Maybe it's from being on 360 for the last year, but not having voice chat to talk shit to each other really takes away from the whole experience we had on Wednesday.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:40
MrSadistic
Apparently voice chat is FUBAR'd in UT 3. Maybe they'll fix it with a patch. When it comes to Warhawk I like acting stupid and talking shit, but not when I'm the only one doing it.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:42
Samit Sarkar
Actually, Y0j1mb0, I tend to exceed my bandwidth when I host Warhawk, so I think FNF will be much more effective if I host CoD 4 at 10 and you host Warhawk later on.

@dvddesign: I love talking in Warhawk, but it usually turns out that I’m the only one. I guess everybody else is too busy dying by my hand.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:44
MrSadistic
I like mocking shipero, but then I stopped when he was too much of a sissy to respond.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 13:46
Y0j1mb0
Not a problem BrOn...I mean Samit. Dammnit!! Just when I got used to typing BrOnx without copypasta..now I gotta remember his real name..sheeesh!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 14:11
Samit Sarkar
@Y0j1mb0: Ahahaha...victory is mine! Oh, wait...it still takes me a good ten seconds to type your name. Goddammit...
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 14:16
king3vbo
Guess what children... there is a 99% chance I will be picking up UT3 tonight on the way home... UT3 ON FNF FOR TEH WINS!!!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 14:16
shipero
@DVD

I have yet to figure out how to get UT3 to recognise my headset. I'm also a quiet guy, just ask anyone from the TF2 PC group I usually don't speak unless spoken to.

It also doesn't help that I can't hear what most of the people are saying half the time. When most people talk in Warhawk they just sound like the Imperial probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back, I can't respond if I don't understand.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 14:23
vexed alex
*smokes weed in this blog*
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 14:25
BahamutZero
that's ok, I'm going to be making sexy time explosions anyway
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 14:25
Y0j1mb0
Shipero & DVD Design:

UT3's Voiucechat is broken..I tried with two different Bluetooth sets and even the PS3 USB camera which is excellent BTW, and no go. From what I heard in the Epic Forums they are working on a Patch..as far as Warhawk is concerned That's all good. I usually talk, ask Samit over there but no one aside from him talks back.

Just know that if you get killed, I'm calling you a Bitch and Laughing for future reference.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 15:14
Takeshi
@Shipero
You was quiet on Burnout yes. Me too because I was concentrating on those *&#@$%£& hoops!

TF2 could use something because my PS3 Eye/mic is always cracking up. Also 10 pm is too late for me (4 am over here) so next week I'll be there. I must get revenge for my last Warhawk failure
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 15:18
Snaileb
I read, I came, I conquered. Updated for great Playstation justice.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 15:31
Corak
I should be on for COD4, if not at 10EST sometime after unless I get the booze call from my friends.

PSN: Corak
kami's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 16:22
kami
last week's fnf was....well...weak. we need more people. bring everyone you know. i think i should be able to make it tonight for some CoD.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 16:40
liam2015
No promises toight...I'm uh...supporting an anti-hipie fundraiser...and uh...to you now...stop those dirty hippies that...suck...so...yeah. There's that.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 16:42
liam2015
@the blogger formerly known as bronxbomb21
What the hell happened to you???
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 16:59
BahamutZero
he got sexy. DAMN SAMIT HOW YOU DOINNNNNNNN
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 17:56
Samit Sarkar
@BahamutZero: Nigga puh-leeze. I’ve always been sexy, and you know it.

@Y0j1mb0: You should probably update the post to reflect that I’ll be hosting CoD 4, just so people who don’t read the comments know what’s up.
marko72's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 18:51
marko72
@Samit: why is it that brown people always think that they can use the 'n' word without consequences?

i've sent wesley snipes to your location, he's enroute right now. enjoy your ass-kicking.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 21:24
EternalDeathSlayer
DAMNIT!!!!! I was asked to work a double shift tonight and said yes!!! FUCK!!! I could of played UT3 from 9 to 10, I would have been home if I said no. Fuck!!

If you normally play UT3 between 8 and 10 PM EST, I'll be there next week guys. Fuck.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 21:27
MrSadistic
There's a little get together (and when I say "get together" I mean just two random Dtoiders and myself) that play UT 3 on Saturday night as well. Not sure if you can make that or not.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 21:43
EternalDeathSlayer
@ MrSadistic: the kids go to bed at around 8pm, so I can play from 8 till 10pm Saturday night as long as the wife is playing WoW. If she's not, then we have to spend quality time together.

so hopefully I'll be able to join in on the Chicken Fried Steak UT3 night. lol.
somatik's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 22:04
somatik
I'll be lookin for you guys on warhawk

PSN: somatik
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