Monday is upon us fellow Poker Players and that can only mean one thing...GIVE ME YOUR MONEYZ. Cause I can smell fear and if you try to bluff me, you're going to lose. We recruited more players, I went ahead and stocked my fridge with booze and it's time to get it on tonight. Last time we had an absolute blast and tonight is going to be even better. We got more people on tap this time around so we will have even more hi jinks. On one of my earlier Poker posts, I decided to make an impromptu checklist for maximum enjoyment getting, for this post I updated it.

Poker Checklist for Tomorrow Night:

1. Booze.


Just not booze shown here with the fruity taste and frutier umbrellas in them.

2. PS Eye. ( Not required but boy is it fun looking at drunk ass bastards falling on their faces! )



3. The PSN Poker Game... duh!


Found at the PSN Store for quick download.

4. And some brass balls.




Last week's winner got themselves a copy of Soul Caliber III !!So what does this weeks' winner win?? This game right here. I hear it's really popular among the geeky RPG nerds in Destructoid. That would be about 90% of us. Let me show you what it looks like to wet your appetite some more with good ol' fashion American Greed.



So whats the hold up?? Bring your ass onto the festivities and try to beat us in Poker. I'm quite sure you guys think you can take me on, so bring it. Who knows. The planets may align tomorrow night , Hailey's comet may also fly across the sky, Sadistic may suck at UTIII, Shipero may cut himself with his own Warhawk knife, and you may win.



Shipero, Ha-Puken, Takeshi and I are will be doing Tequila shots. Maybe SantanaClause will make an appearance with his Jihad Beard. Maybe ceark will stop licking his wounds from the last time he played poker with us and show up. Who knows maybe naib wont be trashed before poker and he actually plays a few hands before we send him packing. Teta, you going to show up? Or are you to afraid of my mad Poker skillz? I know I'll be drinking some Cuervo 1800 bitches. So I'll be pleasantly buzzed before I begin.

Your chances of acquiring that copy of Disgaea 2 are exceptionally good. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game, look for the poker tables hosted by either Shipero, k0wb0y-b33b0p ( That's me )and or James Ewing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

Hope to see you Card Sharks there.