Monday is upon us fellow Poker Players and that can only mean one thing...GIVE ME YOUR MONEYZ. Cause I can smell fear and if you try to bluff me, you're going to lose. We recruited more players, I went ahead and stocked my fridge with booze and it's time to get it on tonight. Last time we had an absolute blast and tonight is going to be even better. We got more people on tap this time around so we will have even more hi jinks. On one of my earlier Poker posts, I decided to make an impromptu checklist for maximum enjoyment getting, for this post I updated it.
Poker Checklist for Tomorrow Night:
1. Booze.
Just not booze shown here with the fruity taste and frutier umbrellas in them.
2. PS Eye. ( Not required but boy is it fun looking at drunk ass bastards falling on their faces! )
3. The PSN Poker Game... duh!
Found at the PSN Store for quick download.
4. And some brass balls.
Last week's winner got themselves a copy of
Soul Caliber III !!So what does this weeks' winner win?? This game right here. I hear it's really popular among the geeky RPG nerds in Destructoid. That would be about 90% of us. Let me show you what it looks like to wet your appetite some more with good ol' fashion American Greed.
So whats the hold up?? Bring your ass onto the festivities and try to beat us in Poker. I'm quite sure you guys think you can take me on, so bring it. Who knows. The planets may align tomorrow night , Hailey's comet may also fly across the sky, Sadistic may suck at UTIII, Shipero may cut himself with his own Warhawk knife, and you may win.
Shipero, Ha-Puken, Takeshi and I are will be doing Tequila shots. Maybe SantanaClause will make an appearance with his Jihad Beard. Maybe ceark will stop licking his wounds from the last time he played poker with us and show up. Who knows maybe naib wont be trashed before poker and he actually plays a few hands before we send him packing. Teta, you going to show up? Or are you to afraid of my mad Poker skillz? I know I'll be drinking some Cuervo 1800 bitches. So I'll be pleasantly buzzed before I begin.
Your chances of acquiring that copy of
Disgaea 2 are exceptionally good. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.
The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game, look for the poker tables hosted by either Shipero, k0wb0y-b33b0p (
That's me )and or James Ewing, then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"
Hope to see you Card Sharks there.
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Hey, you actually remembered the post this week. I was worried that your old-man brain had failed you again.
A long life full of debauchery and women will do that to you Ship...
I might be on late tonight, like around 11PM or so.
i should be on unless doing some tekken grinding for outfits.( gotta get the best ones! ) i'm fncking winning tonight. no booze for me though, had a great weekend.
That´s just great!! I´m getting a gaming Cold Turkey here on my beautiful island and you put up that game! Unfuckingbelievable. Well, may be best/worst man/woman win/lose. I´ll support everyone good enough to outbid Jimbo. I´ll drink to you with my feet in the see, my ass in the sand, a (Dutch) beer in my right hand and a burning (American) Lucky Strike in my left. Expect a blog in a couple days about my non game experience (if I´m still alive by then).
Take care fellas, make Takeshi proud!!
I'll be on there tonight. Well, if it lets me on. Apparently a lot of others are getting the "Cannot connect to stats server. Please try again later." message when trying to go online.
Actually, I guess a lot of people haven't been able to get on. The update at the beginning of the month wiped everyone's stats and now the online is really laggy. Anybody else having difficulties?
haven't tried it in a week.but in 8~15 we will. disgaea mother fncker whoo
figure more people would play for a game, more odds that i'll EVENTUALLY win. ( just not soul caliber ) :-(
sorry that I didn't show up guys. I went to the hospital today with a 104 degree fever, and a balance-debilitating inner ear infection. I'll get that dragon warrior VIII to you when I get off my sick couch. At least being sick gives me time to play P3.