Time for some online fisticuffs and battles brought to you by the best of the best. Destructoid's own members who eat green berets for breakfast and wash it down with multiple shots of Tequila. Who among you dare tread in the same online arena as Dtoid's Elite? You naib? You think your Wine-o ass can even last a minute let alone a whole evening? I don't think so. What about you Counting Conflict, with your drunkenness? Think you can muster a challenge to us? lol. Jack of Trades, you want some? Oh wait, this ain't Ladies Night. I'll catch you on that night. What about you Qraze? You ready for my Bruce in Tekken to clean that clock again? I'm calling everybody who THINKS they have game tonight and show us what you got.

But don't go crying to yo momma when this illusion you have about your game skills are shattered by Shipero, Moosehole, Takeshi, Ha-Puken and Yours Truly. Before I go to the games and times a quick note: COD4 is having DOUBLE XP this weekend so you maggots that haven't leveled up to your satisfaction, this should be an extra incentive to join us tonight in some COD4 action. And now the games and times.



First up Tekken Online. Start time: 8:30 pm EST to 10pm. Or whenever you get tired of getting your ass kicked by me with Bruce or Paul. There's no shame in quitting..I'll only laugh at you. Ask Trev, Moosehole, Qraze, and Takeshi. Know that if you step in the arena with me only pain and humiliation will be your future. Ha-Puken will be your host for this. Just logged online and he'll send you an invite. Bring it.


Get used to seeing this killcam if you're playing against us.

Next up is COD4 @ 10pm EST. Hosted by yours truly y0j1mb0 or as I'm known on PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p. Remember it's DOUBLE XP tonight. Let's get together and rank up against the competition. I need some Devil Dogs. Men of fury like Ponyboy and Takeshi. Join us in our mission of online world domination.

And finally..



Yeah that's right. David Fuckin' Caruso. What the hell does that have to do with anything ? Well he plays a cop in that show and the last game on our rotation is GTA IV. Hosted by our residential Knife wielding sociopath Shipero. He loves Cops n Crooks as well as Freemode and anything else where he can shoot you with a rocket launcher. The time for this will be 11pm EST. Any would be felons sign up and help us mold Liberty City to our vision. Total Chaos.



[ Keep in mind that Shipero also has delusions of being a ROCK STAR. He's usually on at the same time I'm hosting COD4. 10pm EST. Any willing and budding musician may want to join Shipero's Rock n Roll tour of horrible vocals coupled with mediocre instrument strumming. ]

That's it gents. Hope to see the lot of you online tonight. For those who have yet to partake ( WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ), join us. The more the merrier. Epic times need to made. Will you be the one to help us make them?