Time for some online fisticuffs and battles brought to you by the best of the best. Destructoid's own members who eat green berets for breakfast and wash it down with multiple shots of Tequila. Who among you dare tread in the same online arena as Dtoid's Elite? You naib? You think your Wine-o ass can even last a minute let alone a whole evening? I don't think so. What about you Counting Conflict, with your drunkenness? Think you can muster a challenge to us? lol. Jack of Trades, you want some? Oh wait, this ain't Ladies Night. I'll catch you on that night. What about you Qraze? You ready for my Bruce in Tekken to clean that clock again? I'm calling everybody who THINKS they have game tonight and show us what you got.
But don't go crying to yo momma when this illusion you have about your game skills are shattered by Shipero, Moosehole, Takeshi, Ha-Puken and Yours Truly. Before I go to the games and times a quick note: COD4 is having DOUBLE XP this weekend so you maggots that haven't leveled up to your satisfaction, this should be an extra incentive to join us tonight in some COD4 action. And now the games and times.
First up Tekken Online. Start time: 8:30 pm EST to 10pm. Or whenever you get tired of getting your ass kicked by me with Bruce or Paul. There's no shame in quitting..I'll only laugh at you. Ask Trev, Moosehole, Qraze, and Takeshi. Know that if you step in the arena with me only pain and humiliation will be your future. Ha-Puken will be your host for this. Just logged online and he'll send you an invite. Bring it.
Get used to seeing this killcam if you're playing against us.
Next up is COD4 @ 10pm EST. Hosted by yours truly y0j1mb0 or as I'm known on PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p. Remember it's DOUBLE XP tonight. Let's get together and rank up against the competition. I need some Devil Dogs. Men of fury like Ponyboy and Takeshi. Join us in our mission of online world domination.
And finally..
Yeah that's right. David Fuckin' Caruso. What the hell does that have to do with anything ? Well he plays a cop in that show and the last game on our rotation is GTA IV. Hosted by our residential Knife wielding sociopath Shipero. He loves Cops n Crooks as well as Freemode and anything else where he can shoot you with a rocket launcher. The time for this will be 11pm EST. Any would be felons sign up and help us mold Liberty City to our vision. Total Chaos.
[ Keep in mind that Shipero also has delusions of being a ROCK STAR. He's usually on at the same time I'm hosting COD4. 10pm EST. Any willing and budding musician may want to join Shipero's Rock n Roll tour of horrible vocals coupled with mediocre instrument strumming. ]
That's it gents. Hope to see the lot of you online tonight. For those who have yet to partake ( WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ), join us. The more the merrier. Epic times need to made. Will you be the one to help us make them?
MY FRIENDLIST IS F... I'm sorry 'bout that. My friendlist is full so I can't invite any newcomers. Which sucks. I needed to delete someone in order to invite Paraparaking. Send me a message on PSN (JohanHin) if you want to play some games with us on a regular basis. Otherwise try someone else because by the looks of it we need another host for a second Tekken room anyway.
Also, as I said to shipero last week, I won’t be around for many FNFs at all this summer, since my friends and I almost always go out to the local pub on Friday nights. Woe is me.
UT3 can always be added to the rotation again. It's really up to everybody.I'll see about including it next week..vexed alex also bought recently. If I can wrestle him away from massaging Master Chief's balls we might have us a crowd as Sadistic, moosehole, takshi, Shipero, Whiteboy and your truly owns it. I'm quite sure I left some people out like BS3 owners and Dark travesty..lol.
i missed tekken! but not battlestar! such a great show. if anyones wants to go ut3 send me a message, i've got over a hundred levels. also the all over dm mod won't let you switch levels, but really great with anything snarlf or vehicles.
Epic LOL yesterday. Your shit talking is getting out of hand Jimbo! Lost one match "Oh yeah... gotto go host COD4." And god dammit just before I was going to kick your ass with Jack.
Moosehole, we need to do a private match once. My Jack against your Heihachi. Let's see who get's the first 10 streak...
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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.
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Valkyria Chronicles.
Indigo Prophecy.
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Dead Space
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Killzone 2.
Street Fighter IV.
SOCOM:Confrontation.
Flower.
Left4Dead.
Shadowrun.
Ico.
Shadow of Colossus.
Crimson Skies.
Crackdown.
Gunvalkyre.
Jet Force Gemini.
Pikmin Series.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Metal Gear Solid Series.
NFL 2k5.
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
Otogi.
Front Mission 3.
Panzar Dragoon Orta.
Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
Metal Slug Series.
Virtua Fighter 5.
Dig Dug.
Mario Kart DS.
Advance Wars Series.
Tobal #2.
Animal Crossing.
Tecmo's Deception.
Manhunt.
Deathrow.
Deus Ex.
Street Fighter 2.
Half Life 2.
Dead Rising.
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YEEEEEAAAHHH !!
I'll show them the true meaning of street justice.
*Puts on sunglasses*
YEEEEEAAAHHH!
It seems Shipero, the party is only starting.
*Puts on sunglasses*
YEEEEEAAAHHH!
I'll be there... and by "there" I mean in Tekken, kicking Y0j1mb0's ass.
Shipero i can rock band tonight.
No drums, since my bass pedal is almost broken and must buy a steel one to put on top.
PSN: Tetarean.
YEEEEEAAAHHH!
waaaaatttttt!
@Teta
Sounds like a plan. I need to get back to bass-ics.
*Puts on sunglasses*
YEEEEEAAAHHH!
I'll probably miss everything tonight. Going out to celebrate my brother's high school graduation (woooooooo).
I'll play all three tonight, as usual. I'm warning you though, I'm bringing the fucking heat tonight.
I'm up for Tekken. Send me an invite.
Add me up
PSN: Merry_Ho
I'll play whatever, GTA4, Rock Band, GH3, COD4 lets do it
I'm in for Tekken, minimum. I might even win a round this time. Maybe some COD4 too, but I'm so going to be so damn rusty after all the GTA.
"your game skills are shattered by Shipero, Moosehole, Takeshi, Ha-Puken and Yours Truly"
You will be tested. I cant wait lol oh Takeshi might not be on because of that MGS4 signing.
i'll be in for tekken and cod 4 dunno about gta4 might wow pvp.
@DarkTracesty
That's too bad, seems like a shame to break up this Alliance,
*Puts on sunglasses*
Lost in Emotion-on!
Oh goddammit, I can't see a thing with all these fucking sunglasses on. Hold on a second...
YEEEEEAAAHHH!
There we go.
*Puts on sunglasses*
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes, the more the merrier.
*Puts on sunglasses*
YEEEAAAHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *poops self*
If it's like this I'll be on. I'm not supposed to be here because I have to work tomorrow but fuck it.
*puts on various random and above all stupid hats and screams:*
HELL YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I may be on tonight we'll see what my real friends are doing.
jk lol
YOJ1MB0 IS A MICROSOFT FANBOY BECAUSE HE MADE THAT COD4 SCREENSHOT WHILE PLAYING ON HIS 360 YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
all of you shut the hell up before i get angry
MY FRIENDLIST IS F... I'm sorry 'bout that. My friendlist is full so I can't invite any newcomers. Which sucks. I needed to delete someone in order to invite Paraparaking. Send me a message on PSN (JohanHin) if you want to play some games with us on a regular basis. Otherwise try someone else because by the looks of it we need another host for a second Tekken room anyway.
yeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
*doesn’t own sunglasses*
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Also, as I said to shipero last week, I won’t be around for many FNFs at all this summer, since my friends and I almost always go out to the local pub on Friday nights. Woe is me.
I finally buy UT3 for $20 and you take it off the list! I think everyone hates me....:(
probably
oh yeah?
@MrSadistic
I think those pictures you sent me speak otherwise.
probably.
probably!
Mix:
UT3 can always be added to the rotation again. It's really up to everybody.I'll see about including it next week..vexed alex also bought recently. If I can wrestle him away from massaging Master Chief's balls we might have us a crowd as Sadistic, moosehole, takshi, Shipero, Whiteboy and your truly owns it. I'm quite sure I left some people out like BS3 owners and Dark travesty..lol.
Let me know people.
Jimbo
I'll never get off Master Chief's majestic nut sack. I even downloaded him for UTII.
Didn't Sadistic and SadieG host Unreal Tournament games on Saturday? I'm so down to play tomorrow with you guys. I even bought a blue tooth headset...
I'm really digging that game.
:)
'll never get off Master Chief's majestic nut sack. I even downloaded him for UTIII*.
FIXED!
i missed tekken! but not battlestar! such a great show. if anyones wants to go ut3 send me a message, i've got over a hundred levels. also the all over dm mod won't let you switch levels, but really great with anything snarlf or vehicles.
Well Sadie is dead, but I'm willing to host a game of UT III tomorrow.
I have UT3, I might play if Alex will be on tomorrow.
Epic LOL yesterday. Your shit talking is getting out of hand Jimbo! Lost one match "Oh yeah... gotto go host COD4." And god dammit just before I was going to kick your ass with Jack.
Moosehole, we need to do a private match once. My Jack against your Heihachi. Let's see who get's the first 10 streak...
Sorry about GTA last night, my internet decided to go down for 15 mins, and when I got back on I don't think anyway was playing anymore.