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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



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Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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PS3 Friday Night Fights: We're too busy playing FF XIII / GOW 3 Edition.
Y0j1mb0 | 2:29 PM on 03.19.2010 29 comments




It's a terrible time to be a PS3 owner lately. Terrible because we are being bombarded with some great games lately. And it's putting a hurting on our online multiplayer shenanigans. I don't know about yall but I've been busy with FF XIII, got God of War 3, haven't even finished Heavy Rain and looking to get MLB 10 The Show. That's not even including upcoming games like Red Dead Redemption, Brink and Gran Turismo 5. Aside from spending me money, the other negative is most are single player affairs. The horror.

Yet here we are, another Friday night. To those playing these games, take a break, drink some beer and join us once more. I know you may be in fear of Code: WHITE! in your playthrough of FF XIII and in the land of Sparta you're busy ripping entrails from mythical creatures. That's all good. But for tonight, lets you and I have some fun baby. Let me turn off the lights, and light a candle. Aww yeah. Now to drop the rotation of games & hosts we'll be playing with tonight.

It begins with...



SSF2 HD Remix Bitches. Time: What time you want to get yo ass kicked by me? [ 8pm EST ] Host: Me/k0wb0y-b33b0p

The clinic is gonna be open tonight. This aint SFIV come to save you scrub players with these fangled "focus" attacks or "Ultras". This here is old school I'm gonna kick yo ass and you better have some skill to stop me from doing it Super Street Fighter 2 HD Remix. The name to the game is long like our { fill in the blank }. Got what it takes? Join me tonight and let's see fool. Looking at you Crunshii, Nexus, Moosehole, Solgrim or any of yall who thinks you got what it takes.

Next up is...



Battlefield Bad Company 2. Time: [ 9pm EST ] Host: Jack of Trades85

Apparently this game is supposed to be way better than MW2. It doesn't have online glitches, bratty 12 year olds who cuss like sailors, and aint afraid of anything. That and the grenades have smiley pins on them. That pretty much confirms this game is blatantly better than MW2. Join Jack and the rest of the Dtoiders in the trenches as they play soldiers and blow each other up to smithereens.

After this is...



Uncharted 2. Time: [ 10pm EST ] Host: Moosehole

Like cracking necks in the single player campaign? It's even better with a friend. Join Moose and I as we play the Survival/Co op modes for the glory of loot, to level up our weapons even more. The new maps are gonna be played and they are sweet. They also had a new patch for the multiplayer adversarial modes so we might check that out too. Who knows, it might not be a grenade launcher fest.

And finally to top off the night...



SOCOM Cold Confrontation Time: [ 11pm EST ] Host: Me/k0wb0y-b33b0p & Moose.

But Jimbo, SOCOM sucks. The graphikz suck and so does the game. No. You just suck. If you want to play a game that doesn't hold your hand, give you a kill cam to show you where you got shot from and coincidentally destroy the purpose of sniping spots or stealth, then here's your game brother. Join us. The more the merrier and our Dtoid SOCOM clan will embrace you with open arms.

The games are set, the times solidified all we need is you. Pulse & your revenge against the gods can wait.

Also to MAG players, I'm sure the game will be played. Drop a comment below to let others know your intention of playing and the rest will follow suit. See you all online.



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CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:51
CelicaCrazed
I'll probably be playing MAG at some point and time.
digtastik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:05
digtastik
I'm totally playing God of War 3.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:09
Elsa
Yeah, I too will be playing MAG! We may have to get two groups running for the Raven clan as we had some overflow last week! :(

It was awesome playing with a full Dtoid squad though! (and it's a good time to be Raven!!)

Mongoose and I will be playing most of the evening as usual!
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 16:07
Blasto
I will probably be doing the L4D thing with the 360 kiddies this week, if that peters out I might hop on MAG.

But, I did get a new game in the mail today... God of something or other? I'm trying to resist the urge to put it in, as I fear my evening will then be consumed. Seriously, I'm so stoked for GoWIII. Way too many amazing games lately...hell, I'm still only 12 or so hours into FFXIII, sheesh. Poor me... :D

...seriously, :D
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 16:18
Y0j1mb0
@Moose:

Your E.Honda is joke. Bring it. Please.
ammoelf3's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 16:32
ammoelf3
I'm down for some BC2. It will be good to get back into it because GoW and FF totally de-railed me on that.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 17:28
Qraze
dtiod?
this is sparda!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 17:59
MrSadistic
Sparda? This is Panda Express, bro.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 18:01
IronPikeman
What happened to all of the cool looking images I made for FNF? I see how it is. Anyway, I'm back (kind of) from ignoring everyone's invites to play games and ending up playing MW2 for 36 hours. I'm so ridiculously tired of that game.


Well, I'll be there for Street Fighter (to get my ass whooped), BBC2 (I just picked this up, and it's freaking sweet), Uncharted 2, and I'd say Socom, but that thing is looking awfully crusty and old next to that SOCOM 4 gameplay, but I guess I'll join.
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 18:22
mourning orange
Jimbo is now so old he has forgotten his scrub roots. God didn't get good at SF2 in a day, ya know.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 19:08
Black Nexus
Im sorry I couldn't hear this post over the sound of kratos smashing skulls in.
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 19:09
Clockwork-Zombie
I will be on and playing MAG sometime tonight.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 20:26
Y0j1mb0
Yeah, so Solgrim showed up for Street Fighter.

*cracks knuckles* I raped him. If he's an indicator of the skill level of the 360 crowd, I'm going to have some fun when we throw down.

Oh yeah, I went there.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 20:43
IronPikeman
I blame this on my images not being present. I'm going to do next week's post Jimbo... lol
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 20:51
Y0j1mb0
@Solgrim:

Perhaps you should of brought your Fatboy out more than once cuz without him you were shining my shoes.

Pikey:

Show me what you got on next week's posts. Dazzle me. :)
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 21:20
Takeshi
I blame it on TEDDY PENDERGRASS!!

I know, FNF just isn't the same without me. I think if I could join it would be kinda the same thing again as with my pink character called Nuggets in Soul Calibur. The ones who joined back then know in what kind of state I'm now. I had a bloody good time. I will be back tomorrow but that's too fucking late for FNF.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 21:22
Kryptinite
God of War doesn't have multi therefore I can' play with you guys.
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