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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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PS3 Friday Night Fights: We have NO Prizes Edition.
Y0j1mb0 | 2:06 PM on 06.26.2009 44 comments




Its Friday gentlemen and that means only one thing... Destructoid's PS3 Friday Night Fights!! Unlike the 360 Crowd who gets cool prizes like Gears swag, us PS3 folk get...nothing! But that's alright. We don't need no stinkin' prizes. If you're lucky you may get invited to a PSN Chat and marvel at my glorious beard on camera! Woo hoo! ( I might even do a dance as well ) Anyway this is going to be short & sweet. For those who don't know the deal this is where Dtoiders get together for online fisticuffs with one another and have a blast fighting,racing, shooting with one another or against each other for shit talking rights as well as for some good all around fun.

Haven't joined us yet? Been lurking in these posts thinking: Maybe next time? Well next time is now. Join in the festivities. We promise not to bite, well I don't know about Sadistic but we I can vouch for the rest. All you have to do is look for the hosts below and join their online games or send them a PM. Don't be scared to send them a friend request. They'll accept. Just tell them you're from Dtoid and tell them you're a hot horny girl. That will usually do the trick.

Now to our rotation of games and times!


8PM EST: Red Faction Demo Host: JackOfNoTrades (PSN: JackOfNoTrades85)

It all starts with Red Faction Guerilla Multiplay. Jack is hosting a little ostrich hammer action. He keeps telling me he whups on everybody's ass in this game. Is that true? Is there no one who can kick Jack's ass?


8PM EST for the:Killzone 2 Pre-match warm up and 11pmEST for clan Match: Host: IronPikeman (PSN: IronPikeman)

IronPikeman is STILL covering for Takeshi, who's still out of commission. For those that are rusty by all means join our pre-match warmup . Then afterwards @ 11pm lets tussle to see who's clan is better. As usual the password will be 'TOID' and just as usual I will try to shoot down Trev and his hiding ass.


11:30PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: Y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)

This is a 100% GO. I'm calling on all SOCOM clan members tonight to bring their asses to the frontlines. Its been a awhile since I played this game and I'm in the mood to smoke some fools. I'm calling you all out tonight: Daxelman, Trev, AJ, Primo, DeanR, Syckness, IronPikeman, Solgrim, Jay, naib, and anybody else who I forgot to include. LETS DO THIS TONIGHT SOLDIERS.



As always Street Fighter IV will be on tap but due to it being 2 player action, just leave your PSN name below if you feel like tussling with somebody. If you ask nicely I'll join you in a few matches and make it quick and painless for you. I'm nice like that. See you online gents.



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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:18
Y0j1mb0
Also if anyone wants to host a few Bomberman matches, let us know in the comments. I'm down for some bombing runs with Dtoiders!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:21
shipero
Yes, we have no prizes. We have no prizes today.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:24
Elsa
I tried to make it to the Killzone warm up-game last week... but got my times confused. I'm on pacific time, so I guess it's from 4pm to 6pm my time... and I found the game around 8pm - but the only one there was IronPikeman.. and he actually wasn't there. :(

I can't play the clan game because I already run another clan (with about 45 people or so).

I'll try again... but that's usually the time I'm cooking/eating dinner - but one of these weeks I'll make it!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:26
blehman
<_<
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:26
Black Nexus
No prizes,pfft theres always prizes when you claim your oppoents online dignity.

and is socom really that awesome,its been up there for a year now.and dammit I thought blaze blu was coming out this week. So as usual I'll be there for everything cept socom.

(BTW the joke was intentional)
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:32
Y0j1mb0
@Blehman:

Oh Hai!

@Black Nexus:

SOCOM is awesome because I say so. lol, no but really it's pretty cool with buds and is different than most shooters out there. Our SOCOM clan is pretty big and is pretty active. Considering when the game came out it was adequate, thru patches the game has become quite the experience.Get it and join us. You can find a cheap copy now.

BlazBlu will be out next week. CAN'T WAIT.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:42
JACK of No Trades
Hey Jimbo. I have a last minute wedding to go to so I won't be hosting Red Faction till after the Killzone Clan Match. I sent you message awhile ago and I thought you got it. I hate weddings.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:54
Jordan Devore
Sorry about the lack of prizes for PS3 FNF, guys. One day. ONE DAY!
Eagle 88's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:56
Eagle 88
Hey, if anyone wants to do Ghostbusters tonight, I'll be on later.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 15:07
IronPikeman
@Nexus: Personally, I think if you enjoy Red Faction you will enjoy SOCOM. You should give it a try, we've got quite a collection of regulars that play nearly everyday.

By the way, I'd like to play some Sacred 2 tonight, if anyone else is down.

I'll be attending everything minus Red Faction (Not sure if I will be getting it anytime soon... The money, it's short).

Also, I'm really looking forward to playing Blazblue, that shit looks AMAZING! Everyone needs to get it! I call Iron Tager...
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 15:26
CelicaCrazed
I'll more than likely be there for some KZ2 action.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 15:40
FalconReaper
My PS3 just got back so you can count me in for Killzone
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 15:53
shipero
Wealth and fame we've ignored. Action is our reward.

I'll try and be there for the clan battle if nothing else. My friends want to see Transformers but I really don't want to go.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 15:53
Corak
I should be around for the Killzone matches unless the drinking Gods call on me.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:13
Naim Master
I always say I'll go but end up sleeping 1 hours before the festivities begin , but this time it'll be different , I had insomnia this night and I actyually woke up 4 hours ago , I'm DEFINETIVELY in for SOCOM ; just PM when you create the server please , because Time Zones are SCARY .(also , my english improved quite a bit , so now you MAY hear me talk somenthing barely legible , instead of the dark mean silence followed by pressing the talk button and cancelling it then pressing the talk button again and say somenthing with a really bad pronounced "th" in low volume)
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:14
SilverDragon1979
Hey what's up everyone. Just wanted to say hi and apologize for not joining you all on PS3 FNFs the last couple weeks. I have been super busy at work and have been out of town on the weekends. Hasn't made for a good game playing environment you know.

Anyways, hope you all have been well.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:17
Naim Master
bow chicka bow wow
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:17
Naim Master
Oh wait , wrong tab ...
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:30
mix
@Elsa

Tell me about it, I tried to join in on some FNF Kilzlone 2 action about 4 times now and the only time I got my times right was when the whole server crashed :( I've given up on Killzone since then....lol

Wish I could play tonight but I'm leaving town for the weekend!
The Pat Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:47
The Pat Man
I'm leaving around 8:30 to go to the drive-in movies with a couple of friends. So I'll be missing out on most of FNF. I'll try to play for the first 30 minutes before I gotta go. But I'm torn between playing KZ2 for my 30 minutes or playing some Bomberman if anyone else is up to it. That's a good game right there that needs to be played more often.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 17:03
Joanna Mueller
If I had a PS3 I'd play with you guys, prizes be damned! However, since I don't have an Xbox either I'll pretty much exempt from fun. Wishes of good times to the rest of you.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 17:12
Black Nexus
damn jack , well i'll still be doing the RF thing, and I decided to get socom down the road ( I'm getting my TV fist ) and I am already picking up blaze blu and I have 2 platinums staring me in the face so yeah I'll hold off on socom for the moment.

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besides this is 37 inches of awesome ( I personally feel 37 inches is the perfect bedroom TV not too big not too small and everything displays perfectly ) .
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 17:24
JACK of No Trades
Sorry Nexus. We will play it after Killzone match. Also, Socom is no good.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 17:55
Takeshi
But we had prizes before! Have a good FNF everyone. I'll will keep myself busy with a Takeshi Kitano Marathon.

Maybe one day I'll be back...


boohoohoo
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 18:23
Black Nexus
F%&* BBcode fail. and I forgot where I got the image , ah screw it .
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 18:56
ZServ
Still never got a clan invite, yo. But I'll be there for the KZ2 :]
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 19:21
Qraze
kz2!
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 19:31
Black Nexus
TAKESHIIIIIIIII
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 19:38
Takeshi
ctrl+c, ctrl+v add http:// and presto!
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 20:08
Geoff Henao
I just got back home not too long ago. If I knew this was supposed to be a "prize FNF," I'd have offered the super secret extra swag I have lying around. As it is, it's too late. Maybe next week?
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 20:12
Black Nexus
@ takeshi
Im on the ps3 browser, and I don't feel like getting my keyboard. nor do I feel like going to my computer
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 20:43
CountingConflict
I call for Poker night to return to bring the prize love back to the PSN crew. I'll even put up the first one... although i have no idea what it is yet.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 21:58
ZServ
Had a great time tonight guys. Thanks for makin me feel at home with the crew. still figurin out how this mic works but yeah. :)
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 21:58
Naim Master
Fuck ! My TV is being used ...
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 22:25
norm9
I'll be on for some SOCOM tonight. Been practicing. Still suck. But its still fun.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 22:40
Daxelman
Killzone 2 sucks.

I'm trading this game in for Sonic Unleashed.

And I'm Calling GG so I can get my money back for those crap maps.

>=U
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 22:49
Black Nexus
yeah we won the molasses match, proving that beta taste better on pancakes.
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2009 00:08
manta
Oh god it's summer now.

I second CountingConflict. We need to bring back Poker night even if it's just for bragging rights.

Maybe the winner gets to designate what the others PSN "comment" says for the week? :)
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2009 00:28
Qraze
manta wins! poker makes its triumphant return this week. a blog will commence for it on tuesday! or tomorrow! we vote!
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2009 00:39
CelicaCrazed
I was so close to making it on time for the match but for some reason thought that it was at 11:30 :s. Oh well I really needed burn cream for this sun burn I have because the itchiness is driving me insane.

Oh and LBP was acting up as well but I thought it was my connection. Actually the latest patch for LBP has been pretty craptastic as I've been having quite a few problems with it.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2009 13:21
Elsa
I managed to make it for the last game of Killzone... nice group of people! :)
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