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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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PS3 Friday Night Fights: THROWBACK EDITION!
Y0j1mb0 | 12:50 PM on 01.22.2010 42 comments



I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

And what we're doing is going back to revisit past games tonight. What games? Well, let's have a looksee, shall we? *Cue old school PS3 FNF Banner*



It begins with...


8PM EST :MvC2 Host: SantanaClaus (PSN: Moosehole)

Think you got what it takes to take my team of Strider, Gambit, and Juggernaut? How about Moose's team of Cable, Sentinel and Doom? Maybe you do but I doubt it. I wont call out Crunshii anymore because he wisely doesn't show up. He knows the beatdown will come his way. Maybe you think it wont come in your direction. If so, show us if your bravado is justified. We'll be waiting.


9PM EST :Killzone 2 Host: Jack of all trades (PSN: Jack of all trades)

Been awhile since we stormed these dusty lands. Let's see if you all forgot how to play this game. Will Trev still be an invisible sniper hiding like a little girl? Will Jack get owned by me? Will Takeshi rape everyone in the game? Is Shipero going to make an apperance? And finally will Elsa distract the male players with her female voice and then shoot them like the dogs they are? Only one way to find out? Be there.


11PM EST: WARHAWK Hosts: Elsa (PSN: Elsa)

Warhawk. Destruction from tanks, Warhawks, grunts, turrets, rocket launchers, stabbing, run over by Jeeps, there are so many ways to die and each one is better than the next. Join Elsa as she hosts this STILL fantastic game. Info to how its going to go down I forgot to finalize with her when we were brewing it up. Look towards the comment section below for more specifics from her. Most likely a private room with a password that will most likely be "toid". I know I'll be there sniping and dropping my signature mines. Join us.


12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: Y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)

You know how we do. Show up and let's get it on. Anybody who has the game and hasn't played with us yet, send me a friend request and join our Dtoid SOCOM Clan. The games are set, the times solidified. All we need is your participation... and alcohol.



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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 12:57
Y0j1mb0
One more thing. I'll be on Burnout Paradise with a few Dtoiders around 7pmEST. If you feel like tearing up the streets with us, let me know.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 13:26
Qraze
i love casino.

and i love warhawk. its like war with hawks. or even better, hawks with war.
xavimims's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 13:52
xavimims
Well the only game I have here is Killzone 2, and I'll still be at work at that time...Sad..I miss watchin Helgast heads crack open with one of my Magnum headshots...
xavimims's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 13:54
xavimims
BTW, Add me on PSN if anyone wants to play MW2 at 10 Pm.. me and some friends would love some TOID blood in our party. PSN ID : barcaxavi06
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:00
Elsa
Awesome!! Killzone and Warhawk... two of my favorite games!!

Remember that people can still download Warhawk off of the PSN store if you don't have the game yet (there are still tons of people playing the game at all levels!!)

Game name: Destructoid (set your server filter to "player" then go to the list, hit X once then use left on your Dpad to go over to "game name" and hit square to get an alphabetical listing... then just scroll down to the "D"s.)

Time is 11pm eastern, 10pm central, 8pm pacific.

Password = toid

I can host 16 and the first half of the map rotation is all core maps for those that don't have the expansions. Expansion maps are later in the rotation though!
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:02
Crunshii
um....... I was here last friday night kicking asses of those who weren't in Socom the entire night.. *COUGH AHERM*

I most likely wont be in early tonight cuz of Legion. All the Dtoid Ad brainwashing has me under its spell to go watch it.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:03
Monodi
I wish I played some Warhawk with you guys!
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:08
CelicaCrazed
Killzone!? Warhawk!? So glad I finally brought my PS3 up with me. Not sure what I'm doing tonight yet but I'll try and be there if I'm around. I will probably have a roommate tag along in Warhawk if that isn't a problem.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:10
Elsa
Celica, splitscreen will be enabled if you two are playing on the same PS3, so no problem on Warhawk.

Quick question... will the password for Killzone be TOID or toid??

... and I may invite a few friends if that's ok with everyone... just to bring the numbers up a bit (and my husband will likely be joining in on Warhawk... his nick is Monngoose).
Cyber Altair's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:20
Cyber Altair
Fuck you school >.>

I won't make it =[
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:21
Tubatic
Killzone 2? I have Killzone 2.

I need to jump in with yall tonight and get shot at, and build turrets and such.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:22
Xhumation
No game I own this week. Maybe next time.

However i do want to play some MvC2..maybe I'll bust out the dreamcast.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:25
RonBurgandy2010
Hm, Burnout sounds fun. I'll try to be there...........really.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:47
SilverDragon1979
Uh oh .... it's OLD SCHOOL night! Time for us long time Dtoiders to hark back to the "good old days". :-P
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:50
Enkido
I'll be there for some KZ2. I'll probably be very rusty.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:55
garison
SWEET!
peristalsis515's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 15:59
peristalsis515
Shit, I always have to work when there's a FNF with games I have.
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 16:13
Clockwork-Zombie
I will certainly be there for Warhawk, more Warhawk is always good.
While I would like to play Burnout I do not think that I will be able to make it.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 16:15
Qraze
games will go into ??:??
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 16:20
Ha-Puken
Noice. I pretty much feel obligated to throw down on Warhawk. It's my civic duty!
GLaDOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 16:36
GLaDOS
Killzone 2 ! i love this game..
Tha_Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 16:59
Tha_Meat
I'm down for some Burnout and maybe MvC2! We'll see about Killzone and Warhawk.
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:21
Clockwork-Zombie
Actually as turns out what I thought would be at the same time as Burnout is an hour later so count me in.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:28
JACK of No Trades
Killzone pass is TOID
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:50
randombullseye
Friday nights? Why can't we do this on Sundays or Tuesdays. Or the rare Saturday or Thursday?
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:57
Clockwork-Zombie
Also I forgot to post it but my PSN: Clockwork-zombie
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 18:01
Corak
Wow been a long time since I booted up killzone, I'll be really rusty but I should be able to make it.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 18:27
norm9
Ah yes! I look forward to playing some Warhawk tonight. And of course SOCOM too.
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:09
pascuz46
I dont know if Ill be able to join for Warhawk but maybe Killzone 2. If your playing Warhawk will you be using stuff from the map packs or just using the maps from the disk?
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:13
norm9
@pascuz- I think its just going to be the original maps. And if it keeps going for a while, some of the new maps will be used. I only bought two of the packs, so playing the originals works for me.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:38
Qraze
i got all three of the map packs. i normally don't like dlc but the warhawk dlc was just more than a map, they include a new vehicle that absolutely changes how most games are played. like they weren't enough tactics already.

there is still 150+ servers at any time. you can always find your medicine in warhawk.

mother.
fucker.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 20:10
Elsa
Confirmed! About the first hour of Warhawk will be just the core maps for those that don't have the dlc.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 00:14
Elsa
Awesome games tonight! Had a lot of fun at both Killzone and Warhawk! :)
GLaDOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 06:44
GLaDOS
i had a lot of fun playing with you Killzone tonight
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:08
Gameboi
So that explains why nobody was around for Modern Warfare 2. Guess I should've checked this post before playing, lol.

See you cool cats next Friday night.

XOXO
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 12:57
norm9
Was fun playing Warhawk for about two minutes with y'all before a network connection error tossed me off. Maybe next week.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 13:20
CelicaCrazed
I thoroughly enjoyed my time. Keep forgetting how fun Killzone 2 is. Warhawk was great too, just need everyone to get the DLC now haha.

Also, apparently I do not know how to use a mic.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 02:19
Takeshi
FUCK THIS!

Motherfucking Killzone 2 and I couldn't make it. I even had a dream about it last night. I'm gonna play Killzone 2 all day now.
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