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Before I begin the splendor & awesomeness that is PS3 Friday Night Fights, if I could ask you to indulge me a minute or two to spin you a tale of our proceedings last night in our unofficial COD4 multiplayer shenanigans. The Dtoid players were as follows: Corak, 311, Celdurant, Edarios, Hapuken, Jack of Trades and of course, yours truly Y0j1mb0. Now I tried inviting Samit, Santanaclaus, Dephect, and a few others but they were too busy playing with lightsabers and Force powers in the Unleashed demo instead of playing a real man's game. Anyway, we got together played some private matches and afterwards proceeded to play some ground war matches. That's when it happened folks.
The sum of our COD4 skills merged into a Voltronisque entity known as Team Toid and we blew through our competition like a hot knife through butter. Appropriately enough the night ended with us battling another clan who were called the [909] clan. Before the match our name was mocked, ridiculed: "Toid, toid toid, what the fuck is that?"
We ignored them. We didn't even talk shit back. It was like in unison we decided right then and there we would just show these stupid fools what the fuck Team Toid was. The mode was ironically enough Domination. And dominate is exactly what we did. We destroyed them. It was like we went to a daycare and decided to challenge the kiddies in COD4 because that's how thunderous our might was. I believe as a team they had at best 10 kills ... TOTAL.
After the end of the battle, in the lobby, a member of the opposing team was overheard saying this before they closed the room and booted us out:
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WERE MOVING.
That we were bitches, that we were.
Now onto PS3 Friday Night Fights!!!
The festivities begin with SOUL CALIBER IV. The time will be 8:30PM EST. Your host will be SantanaClaus aka Moosehole. Time to see if you got what it takes to hang with the big boys. Go ahead and try bringing that cheap ass Kilik. See how far that gets you. Or the Apprentice. He'll be shipped back to Vader with his lightsaber up his bum. If by chance we have more than the allotted usual players we may need another host. If you care to apply for that... state that in the comments below. Good luck. You'll need it here.lol.
Time: 10:30pm EST. I, Y0j1mb0, will be hosting. Who will roll with me tonight?? Which Devil Dogs will howl at the moon and instill terror to all who will face us tonight?? Who will be moving with us as we destroy the competition?? You. That's right the person reading this will. Get your ass moving and join me soldier!!
[[ Blogger's Note: For those not man enough to join us in our warfare, there will be a ROCKBAND soiree hosted by Shipero stating at the same time as COD4 for all you girlie glam rock wannabes. There's also a Tupperware party, followed by an Avon get together at Shipero's too. Again Time for this will coincide with COD4: 10:30 pm EST ]]
And Finally WARHAWK. Shipero will be your host. You people haven't been attending the GLORY of WARHAWK. DO SO NOW BITCHES. Because in less than a week in a half, this is going to be dropped on your WARHAWK LOVING SELVES.... TAKE A LOOK.
Now that you soiled your pants, Join us tonight to get reacquainted with the controls and let's have at it. The time for WARHAWK will be 11:30pm. Server:DESTRUCTOID, Password "toid" Hope to see the lot of you there. That means YOU!! All interested parties leave your PSN below.
I suggest that you fucking assholes get back on PSN poker nights. I miss getting drunk with everyone. (Do it next Wednesday, since most of us will be at PAX until Monday)
That sounds familiar. Damn I wish I had unpacked everything all ready. But no. And the connection I'm leeching right now isn't that stable. Damn and damn again.
You forgot to mention that private headquarters match in the killzone map that was a constant grenade fest. Good fun, but damn that whole map should have blown up with how many grenades were flying around.
I should be able to make COD4 tonight, depends if I go get drunk tonight or not. That moving comment was pretty good, a comment I heard a few months ago in a non TOID sanctioned match was great. Some kid was tossing around the N word, pick my cotton field etc, and someone said yup that's right some black guy picked that cotton and made that shirt you're wearing kid. Dude didn't say anything else after that, I was rollin.
excellent storytelling skills (didn't read it at first as i was in a meeting), tonight should be just as good, if not better with more of our toid brethren.
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And your Muturugi is alot cheaper than Kilik asshole. My PS3 was acting like shit last night. I wonder if it was getting too hot?
Maybe that was your ass as I lit it up in Soul Caliber IV.
\m/o_o\m/
Done. Bitch.
My MP5 is getting lonely, it needs kills, right away.
See you lot on COD4.
GoS-CPT-Stewart is my PSN
Someone's gonna get up close and personal with more than a few 5.7mm rounds from my P90 tonight.
Unless I decide to fool around with the G36c for a while.
I think I'm gonna try to get in on some Warhawkz tonight. I haven't played that in ages...
Also, expect me to send out mass friend requests after CoD4 is over. Always looking for someone to roll with online~
Yeah, Hero mode loses a lot of it's appeal when there's only three people.
That sounds familiar. Damn I wish I had unpacked everything all ready. But no. And the connection I'm leeching right now isn't that stable. Damn and damn again.
I should be able to make COD4 tonight, depends if I go get drunk tonight or not. That moving comment was pretty good, a comment I heard a few months ago in a non TOID sanctioned match was great. Some kid was tossing around the N word, pick my cotton field etc, and someone said yup that's right some black guy picked that cotton and made that shirt you're wearing kid. Dude didn't say anything else after that, I was rollin.
PSN : clyde248
I just wish it was a KillZONE map. But I guess you were talking about Killhouse. Or better: Takeshi's Killhouse.
Yea that's the one, whatever, I was close :P
I already know what you're going to say j1mbo, but unfortunatly I was Kilik only once.
Also, no map packs will be used because I don't have one :D
I'm sorry
...eight times more than Jimbo.
+ one more time for that pic.
That sucks ass!! I wish I could join you buddy... But alas, maybe next week.
*starts praying that internet company hurries the fuck up!*
No big deal dude. We don't normally run the additional map packs because of turnout so by all means.. join us.
Shipero usually doesn't add expansion packs to the rotation. Make sure you've downloaded all the updates though.
You got it Rockefellow?
PSN: RonBurgandy2010
Might jump on COD4 in a bit too, probably not though.
I'm still waiting on my PS3. Cheap shipping was a stupid decision.
Man, I need to get back into it for those jetpacks.
I guess they didn't let you use Mitsurugi