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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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PS3 Friday Night Fights: Those Motherf*@#3*$ Were Moving Edition!!
Y0j1mb0 | 2:04 PM on 08.22.2008 59 comments





Before I begin the splendor & awesomeness that is PS3 Friday Night Fights, if I could ask you to indulge me a minute or two to spin you a tale of our proceedings last night in our unofficial COD4 multiplayer shenanigans. The Dtoid players were as follows: Corak, 311, Celdurant, Edarios, Hapuken, Jack of Trades and of course, yours truly Y0j1mb0. Now I tried inviting Samit, Santanaclaus, Dephect, and a few others but they were too busy playing with lightsabers and Force powers in the Unleashed demo instead of playing a real man's game. Anyway, we got together played some private matches and afterwards proceeded to play some ground war matches. That's when it happened folks.

The sum of our COD4 skills merged into a Voltronisque entity known as Team Toid and we blew through our competition like a hot knife through butter. Appropriately enough the night ended with us battling another clan who were called the [909] clan. Before the match our name was mocked, ridiculed: "Toid, toid toid, what the fuck is that?"

We ignored them. We didn't even talk shit back. It was like in unison we decided right then and there we would just show these stupid fools what the fuck Team Toid was. The mode was ironically enough Domination. And dominate is exactly what we did. We destroyed them. It was like we went to a daycare and decided to challenge the kiddies in COD4 because that's how thunderous our might was. I believe as a team they had at best 10 kills ... TOTAL.

After the end of the battle, in the lobby, a member of the opposing team was overheard saying this before they closed the room and booted us out:

THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WERE MOVING.

That we were bitches, that we were.

Now onto PS3 Friday Night Fights!!!



The festivities begin with SOUL CALIBER IV. The time will be 8:30PM EST. Your host will be SantanaClaus aka Moosehole. Time to see if you got what it takes to hang with the big boys. Go ahead and try bringing that cheap ass Kilik. See how far that gets you. Or the Apprentice. He'll be shipped back to Vader with his lightsaber up his bum. If by chance we have more than the allotted usual players we may need another host. If you care to apply for that... state that in the comments below. Good luck. You'll need it here.lol.

Next up: COD4.

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Time: 10:30pm EST. I, Y0j1mb0, will be hosting. Who will roll with me tonight?? Which Devil Dogs will howl at the moon and instill terror to all who will face us tonight?? Who will be moving with us as we destroy the competition?? You. That's right the person reading this will. Get your ass moving and join me soldier!!

[[ Blogger's Note: For those not man enough to join us in our warfare, there will be a ROCKBAND soiree hosted by Shipero stating at the same time as COD4 for all you girlie glam rock wannabes. There's also a Tupperware party, followed by an Avon get together at Shipero's too. Again Time for this will coincide with COD4: 10:30 pm EST ]]

And Finally WARHAWK. Shipero will be your host. You people haven't been attending the GLORY of WARHAWK. DO SO NOW BITCHES. Because in less than a week in a half, this is going to be dropped on your WARHAWK LOVING SELVES.... TAKE A LOOK.



Now that you soiled your pants, Join us tonight to get reacquainted with the controls and let's have at it. The time for WARHAWK will be 11:30pm. Server:DESTRUCTOID, Password "toid" Hope to see the lot of you there. That means YOU!! All interested parties leave your PSN below.



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JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 14:10
JACK of No Trades
lol @ avon and tupperware party.

And your Muturugi is alot cheaper than Kilik asshole. My PS3 was acting like shit last night. I wonder if it was getting too hot?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 14:13
Y0j1mb0
Jack:

Maybe that was your ass as I lit it up in Soul Caliber IV.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 14:18
shipero
You're just jealous that I rock so damn hard.
\m/o_o\m/
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 14:19
CountingConflict
I suggest that you fucking assholes get back on PSN poker nights. I miss getting drunk with everyone. (Do it next Wednesday, since most of us will be at PAX until Monday)
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 14:23
Y0j1mb0
Counting Conflict:

Done. Bitch.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 14:25
JACK of No Trades
LOL, we will see tonight....if you even show up...
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 14:50
Mushman
Fuck, I wished I was there last night Jimbo, sounded epic on all accounts, anyway, I'll try my best to keep up my end tonight on COD4.

My MP5 is getting lonely, it needs kills, right away.

See you lot on COD4.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 14:56
GoS-CPT-Stewart
I might be able to make Warhawk...

GoS-CPT-Stewart is my PSN
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 15:02
grassr00ts
should be able to make cod4, i didn't get enough headshots on your jimbo, looking for more tonight
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 15:16
Celdurant
Count me in for CoD4 and Warhawk.

Someone's gonna get up close and personal with more than a few 5.7mm rounds from my P90 tonight.

Unless I decide to fool around with the G36c for a while.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 15:17
MrSadistic
operation you guys are total gays
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 15:28
Genki-JAM
PSN: Genki-JAM
I think I'm gonna try to get in on some Warhawkz tonight. I haven't played that in ages...
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 15:34
RonBurgandy2010
I'm in for COD4. Which means no map pack levels.
kami's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 15:40
kami
Dude, yojimbo, i tried to join up with you guys yesterday on COD but got no invite....where's the love?
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 15:46
Red TheHaze Veron
ill give warhawk one more chance. Its just no fun playing with a few peeps.
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 15:48
Celdurant
Btw, I just bought the CoD4 mappack. Downloading now.

Also, expect me to send out mass friend requests after CoD4 is over. Always looking for someone to roll with online~
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 16:03
shipero
@Redzie

Yeah, Hero mode loses a lot of it's appeal when there's only three people.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 16:24
Takeshi
MOVING

That sounds familiar. Damn I wish I had unpacked everything all ready. But no. And the connection I'm leeching right now isn't that stable. Damn and damn again.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 17:12
DarkTravesty
i'll be there for the awesomeness that is cod 4 and thats all i'm really up for tonight. gt: DarkTravesty
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 17:48
Corak
You forgot to mention that private headquarters match in the killzone map that was a constant grenade fest. Good fun, but damn that whole map should have blown up with how many grenades were flying around.

I should be able to make COD4 tonight, depends if I go get drunk tonight or not. That moving comment was pretty good, a comment I heard a few months ago in a non TOID sanctioned match was great. Some kid was tossing around the N word, pick my cotton field etc, and someone said yup that's right some black guy picked that cotton and made that shirt you're wearing kid. Dude didn't say anything else after that, I was rollin.
Clyde's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:00
Clyde
count me in for COD4, jimbo I got you on my psn friends list, anyone else that want to add me feel free

PSN : clyde248
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:02
Takeshi
@Corak

I just wish it was a KillZONE map. But I guess you were talking about Killhouse. Or better: Takeshi's Killhouse.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:22
Alexradl
I'm up for some COD4. Count me in.
D-Nez's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:25
D-Nez
my 360 is in Mesquite TX so maybe I'll give Warhawk a go. Oh thanks for that clip. Thats a fine looking level. Jetpacks FTW.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:45
Corak
@takeshi
Yea that's the one, whatever, I was close :P
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:49
grassr00ts
excellent storytelling skills (didn't read it at first as i was in a meeting), tonight should be just as good, if not better with more of our toid brethren.
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:53
Ha-Puken
I see Y0j1mb0 is still talking shit about SC IV...



I already know what you're going to say j1mbo, but unfortunatly I was Kilik only once.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:55
RonBurgandy2010
Anyone want to start COD4 a little early?


Also, no map packs will be used because I don't have one :D
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:57
dephect
I bought Lost Odyssey...
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:58
RonBurgandy2010
@Dephect
I'm sorry
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:04
Celdurant
I might be on for some CoD4 around 9, 9:30 EST. Get a headstart spreading the fear of Team Toid.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:15
Takeshi
Ha-Puken wins...



...eight times more than Jimbo.



+ one more time for that pic.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:27
Edarios
I'll be on for CoD4 tonight, im hoping last night wasnt just a fluke :D
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:29
grassr00ts
i'm down for cod4 earlier, say 930 or so, invite me whoever is hosting. psn id x311grassr00tsx
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:32
Celdurant
I like how Ed managed to sneak first place from me when we tore into 909. That's the second time too that's happened too
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:37
Edarios
subtle attention whoring
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:51
Y0j1mb0
Fuck you Hapuken... LMAO!!
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:59
Rockefellow
Is it cool that I don't have Operation: Broken Mirror for Warhawk?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:59
Takeshi
@Santana

That sucks ass!! I wish I could join you buddy... But alas, maybe next week.


*starts praying that internet company hurries the fuck up!*
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 20:01
Rockefellow
My psn is Rockefellow, too.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 20:04
Y0j1mb0
Rockefellow:

No big deal dude. We don't normally run the additional map packs because of turnout so by all means.. join us.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 20:05
Takeshi
@Rockefellow

Shipero usually doesn't add expansion packs to the rotation. Make sure you've downloaded all the updates though.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 20:12
Takeshi
Triiiiple answer posts!!!

You got it Rockefellow?
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 20:16
RonBurgandy2010
COD4 is going on NOW!!!!!!


PSN: RonBurgandy2010
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 20:19
Rockefellow
Got it, ready to go.

Might jump on COD4 in a bit too, probably not though.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 21:38
braulio09
I see you still haven't learned how to spell Soul Calibur, Y0jimb0. :)

I'm still waiting on my PS3. Cheap shipping was a stupid decision.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 23:09
Edarios
cod4 was a blast as always
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 23:30
Rockefellow
Glad I could show off how much I suck at Warhawk.

Man, I need to get back into it for those jetpacks.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2008 04:15
CountingConflict
oh wow.. Y0jmb0 sucks at SC4 CONFIRMED

I guess they didn't let you use Mitsurugi
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2008 16:24
Takeshi
Even WITH Mitsurugi... :D
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