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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

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Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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PS3 FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: Snake...SNAKE!!!!
Y0j1mb0 | 1:56 PM on 04.11.2008 47 comments


[ Blogger's Note: Before I go into my PS3 Friday Night Fights banter can I have a moment of your time for a brief attaboy to be given to one of our own ? ]

This lovely banner is artfully done by one of our own Dtoiders by the name of Brainderailment. Please pass plenty of kudos his way as I PM'ed him on short notice, with limited input, and asked for a legitimate banner that can be used on every PS3 Friday Night Fights posts from now on. He graciously accepted and went to work on it and immediately got back with me.



Isn't that banner a Beaut ?!? And now to our usual programing at this time..




There's a reason why Snake is depicted above this and it's a simple one. Put a measly five dollars down to prepay for the game at Gamestop and you get a DVD with the beta that will be live in about a week or so. That means you can plunk down five bucks , get your Beta, go back to the store and put that five bucks towards something else you may want aside from Metal Gear ( Why you would do this I don't know ) and you keep the Beta. But the other reason is, this would be great to include for a future PS3 Friday Night Fights. Seek it out if you haven't done so..and if you have let me know below.

We've been having some good turnouts lately lets continue this trend. Are you ready to get your online smackdown on? Do you think you got what it takes to rumble with us? I don't know. I don't like the looks of ya'll but I'm gonna give you a chance. Let's roll those people who are Hosting and the Times. And for those who have yet to join us online .... your missing alot of fun as well as the education of kicking major ass that only we can provide.



Welcome to Mr. Sadistic's Neighborhood. He doesn't wear a sweater and he doesn't put on white sneaks but he will show you around the Unreal Tournaments III' s lovely vistas. Being the generous guide that he is, he will give you one chance to take him out before he blows your body to bloody chunks and uses your head as a dodgeball. He'll still love you afterwards..he'll just carry you in his person, that's all.

Mr.Sadistic will be Hosting. The Time to be there will be 8pm EST. He'll be the one with twenty more kills than you if your good. If your bad..make that 50 more kills than you. I hear he's looking for competition. May hap you may be the one to challenge and dethrone his winning streak. * snicker * Who know? Maybe his partner in arms Sadie will be there to blow your face off too.




This be my territory. No need to worry with me. I'm not an exceptional killer. But that's why I have others that stand by me on the field of combat that more than make up for my combat inadequacies. Devil dogs like Samit, Ponyboy, Dark Travesty, 311, Naib, Brainderailment, Corak, and our new Assassin in training Gameboi. Don't worry if your game is not up to snuff, join us anyway, as an elite commando unit we hunger for new challenges as well as new recruits.

Yours Truly y0j1mb0 aka k0wb0y-b33b0p will be Hosting. The Time to be there will be 9:30pm EST. If you're not on my friend's list yet.. send me a friend request as I finally made room on my friend's list. Also put everyone you can from Dtoid on your friend's list as this will guarantee you being invited to get your game on with us.




The Lands of Warhawk belong to our residential Jack the Ripper, Shipero. To say that he will cut you with his knife is not a prediction..it is a matter of time.. a certainty that will befall you. Whether on air, on Jeeps, on Tanks, on Foot, with a rocket launcher, with a flamethrower, with a sniper, just bring your "A" game because brother you're going to need it.

Shipero will be Hosting. The time to be there will be 11pm EST. Just enter your Warhawk game, look for buddies, locate Shipero and enter his game. The server will be open and it will be ranked to ensure everybody can get your rank and medals on. Expect plenty of mayhem and plenty of action.

[ NOTE: While the folks on COD4 will be hunting terrorists @ 9:30pm to 11pm, Shipero will be Roaming playing either RockBand for you Rockers to Burnout Paradise for you hardcore arcade racer fans prior to Hosting Warhawk. If your interested in any of those two endeavours I recommend you either let him know below in the comments section or PM here in Destrucoid or PSN. ]


The lines have been drawn. The battles to come are set. All we need is you. Who's coming along? Who's bringing it with us? We need REAL men and women to apply. Are you that one?

Sign up and leave your PSN Tag Below.

P.S. Since I started with Snake let's finish with him. Have a look at the new Snake Skin being currently made for UTIII..Will be ready to download VERY SOON. Hot Damn!!



[ Thanks Dark Travesty!! ]



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:00
MrSadistic
At the end of Jacob's Ladder you find out that he's been hallucinating and he's really been on his death bed in Vietnam the whole time.

With that said: OH I WILL BRING IT! (and other urban expressions)
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:02
shipero
"Sing up"? But I play guitar...
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:14
Y0j1mb0
Lol..fixed.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:20
big filth
I want that beta dude. even without a ps3. is that weird?
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:28
linuxguy
I'll be on UT3 to get my ass kicked by SadieG
zombiekiller2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:31
zombiekiller2
just got the beta key and ready for some fight time
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:35
VWGTI
@ linuxguy

Don't let SadieG fool you. She's a n00b! ;)
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:57
Gameboi
I always arrive home too late on Fridays to take part on the Unreal III fun, but I've been training for your.... Sadistic!

Look to see me on CoD4, at the usual time.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:57
Takeshi
COD4! Sir, Yes, Sir!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 15:01
MrSadistic
I am the Wilford Brimley of Unreal Tournament III. Except replace UT III with diabetes and my trusty rocket launcher with insulin.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 15:02
Crunshii
PSN: Crunshii

I already gave up trying to add Yojimbo :( It is easier to get laid than to get invited to his PSN...

btw whos making that Snake Skin?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 15:07
Y0j1mb0
Crunshii just send me that damn Friend request..lol..I did make room..got like 4 spots. As for the model of Snake it's in the UUT3 Forums..Dark Travesty PMed me that just know so I updated my post with it.

Looks SICK. Can't wait.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 15:37
Teta
Shipero how about erasing one of your firends so I can join your Rock Bands? :D
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 15:53
shipero
@Teta

Sure thing.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 16:04
Sadie G
Tempting.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 16:06
king3vbo
Im all in for MGO when the beta rolls around
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 16:14
TheToiletDuck
That Snake's got back.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 16:23
AngelsDontBurn
OMG SNAKE MODEL OMG HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 16:23
Teta
Oh and I can´t seek out for a MGO beta key cause there i no way I can grab the DVD in Peru.
*Sad Panda*
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 16:33
EternalDeathSlayer
The beta DL starts on the 21st, a Monday. Shall we create a "Metal Gear Monday" of some sort?

Anyway, I will do my best to be there for some UT3.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 17:35
Y0j1mb0
SantanaClaus89:

My bad..You know you the man...and I hope to see you in poker monday.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 17:44
Takeshi
@EDS
What are you trying to do? Mondaynight = Pokernight! No seriously, please wait until Europe has got the game. It isn't clear how we are going to get the beta just yet.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 17:45
Tragic Hero
Actually Sadistic is wrong about Jacobs Ladder. Well i wouldn't say wrong because it could be a different interpretation(spelling?)

From what I got from the movie Jacob was in limbo the whole time because he couldn't let go of reality. Once he was finally able to accept the fact that he was dead/dying he was able to be at peace with himself and go to heaven.

Its been a while but I remember his Chiropractor/Guardian Angel telling him that sort of thing while he was fixing Jacobs back.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 17:47
Takeshi
@Santana
You're not the only one dude. Let's team up and shoot the living crap out of him. JIMBO WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!!! Which isn't that hard so no need to talk in all-caps, I know.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:27
Y0j1mb0
LOL @ Takeshi & SantanaClaus89.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:38
Corak
Sorry fellas no FNF for me tonight, I have a few friends coming over with a few ladies as well and I'll be entertaining most of the night. Got a friend bringing over some of his new homebrewed beer, stopped by the liquor store today to get the hard stuff for the ladies too. I might be playing sometime but it won't be until after the official FNF festivities.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:42
Sadie G
why can't people just be like I'm not showing up. I don't want or expect a full written excuse from your parents on why you didn't show up.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:56
MrSadistic
I can't show up because my mom just totally grounded me.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:31
Takeshi
@Sadie
People like to write, people like to read. I think Corak has put some effort in it. It looks a lot better than "OK", "I'm in", "Me, too", "I'm not". Why didn't you put up a blog with one sentence like "Hey Pinksage, I like fugly shoes" or "I'm playing Bimbo City but I can't buy diet pills anymore" or "I like Viva Pinata" You must agree, that's not going to work.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:34
Sadie G
yep, i'm known for my one sentence blogs.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:40
Samit Sarkar
I’m totally down, but I want to do drums in Rock Band for once.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:50
shipero
I haven't heard anything from MaxVest and I know jpitner has been having problems with his PS3. Teta, we're starting at around 8 your time so if you want in let me know. We need a fourth (preferably a singer) if anyone's interested.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 20:25
Teta
is there a way to communicate shipero?
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 20:30
shipero
gtalk is what we use
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 21:24
Qraze
word homie. my peoples want a blessing of knowledge aimed at a friday night poker. #1_in_the_hood_G!!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 22:20
Takeshi
Man, that was good! Sorry I had to go to bed early (5 o'clock). What a turn-out guys! Great stuff.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 00:19
Y0j1mb0
FANTASTIC TURNOUT YALL!!!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 00:34
EternalDeathSlayer
Jimbo: Why no UT3 from you?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 01:47
Y0j1mb0
EDS:

Typically I host COD4 then after that jump on Warhawk..my wife has control of the TV when Sadistic starts ..thats really the only reason or I would be rockin UTIII with the rest of you guys.

But if you see me online..dont be shy to send me an invite to anything really.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 03:05
EternalDeathSlayer
I get what you're saying. I wish I could play Warhawk, but I leave for work at 10:30.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 08:28
Sadie G
he's just scared of getting shot in the face.
DryvBy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 13:08
DryvBy
Ok, I'm good to go. Y0, you got me on the PS3 friendlist so I'll talk to you through there about the PS3 Friday Night fighting events. I pwn at R6V2 so far. I just need to get Warhawk and UT3 on PS3 soon. Wait, can't PS3 and PC players duke it out? IF so, I'm there on UT3 as well.
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