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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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PS3 Friday Night Fights: Shooting Midgets with Arrows in their Neck EDITION!!!
Y0j1mb0 | 1:11 PM on 05.15.2009 43 comments



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When was the last time you visited a wonderful tranquil town with butterflies caressing the wind with their wings, beautiful women offering good eats, and having the freedom of pulling out your bow and shooting an arrow in the neck midget as he walks by you? What? You have experienced this? Well you can in Sacred 2: Fallen Angel. As well as raise the dead to do your bidding, ride tigers and giant spiders, transform into a morphing killing cyborg, battle all kinds of enemies, including zombies, dragons, flying thingies that look well... unidentifiable, all the while looting and get more kick ass weapons and armor. Yeah you can say I love this game. And it debuts today in our FNF rotation.

Let us begin...


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... with Burnout:Cops & Robbers mode. Have I said how awesome it is already? This mode makes an already addicting game take a turn into levels of crack addiction. If you haven't played this mode yet, download it for ten bucks and thank me later. As a matter of fact if you haven't played Burnout in awhile you are required to do just that and join IronPikeman and Co. on PSN as you will learn the true meaning of respecting our authority. The time:8PM EST.


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Following Burnout @ 9pm EST will be Street Fighter IV as it sneaks its way into the rotation. I know that it only allows 2 players so what we'll do here is just have all those interested in playing this, is just leave your PSN name below and then like minded gamers know who to look for online and request / invite a beatdown. I'll be on there at that time if you foolhardily believe you got what it takes to bring this old man down.


Actual in game look before Beta raped Alpha.

After that it's the Killzone 2 warm up practice matches @ 10PM EST before the official clan match begins @ 11pm. Hosted by Yours truly aka k0wb0y-b33b0p PSN. In case you didn't hear Beta kicked the living snot out of Alpha clan. It was pretty funny how much of a pushover they have become. Here's a mini recap. We ( Beta clan ) showed up and raped them. The End. LMAO. The ass kicking trend has started for Beta Clan. We can't be stopped anymore.

And finally I will be hosting SACRED 2: Fallen Angels.


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Right after the clan battle which should be @ 11:15/20 PM EST. If you need a mini review of the game I just so finished one up earlier that you should take a look at , as I'm giddy as a bearded schoolgirl for this game. Cliffnotes version follows for the lazy people: Like Diablo 2? Then this game plays just like it., has 4 player co-op for your looting pleasure. Join me, Moosehole and IronPikeman as we get it on with the forces of evil. Seeing as the game has only four player support, if we have more than can be serviced, I would like a volunteer to for an additional host should one be required. So speak up in the comment section to see who wants to roll with us on the game.

Well that its folks. The times are set. The rotation once again solidified. The only question to ask is:

Are you game? See you gents online. And by online I mean I'll kick your ass.



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Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:20
Qraze
nice pictures. i can host pinball, poker (not that cheat poker but real goddam high stakes poker) and or wipeout sd.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:24
Black Nexus
im in.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:30
Corak
Unless the drinking gods call to me tonight I should be there for the Killzone 2 matches.

P.S. Admit it, you had fun MS Painting that pic.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:31
CelicaCrazed
I'll probably be on for the clan match. Besides that, maybe some R2 co-op on superhuman. Depends on my mood.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:32
BluDesign
Ooo, burnout. I'm game.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:34
Geoff Henao
I'm going to an art exhibition and a bar, but if I'm home, I'll be in for the warm-up. I'm seriously having the worst trouble receiving this clan invite. It's fucked up.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:40
Trev
I'm thinking about Sacred 2, but wish it was a game with more 'o's and 'm's like that other game. You know, SOCOM? Yeah, that's it. Maybe you can not be completely wasted when you set up the match next time too.

Flashback to last Friday
Everyone but Jimbo: We sure are glad you didn't set this for like 60 rounds on the same map.

Jimbo: Yeah, about that...

Otherwise I'm in for Killzone and R2 if Celica decides to do that.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:48
MrSadistic
actual blog comment
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:50
shipero
Here's a better picture for SFIV:

Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 13:58
Y0j1mb0
@Trev:

AJ and I were crackin' up about that everytime the next match started and it was the same map. LMAO. Good times. Actually if you're down late late tonight say midnight I'm down to play some SOCOM.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 14:13
Takeshi
Damn you Shipero!


Have fun guys. I'm gonna hack some leapgates until I get my connection back.
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 14:32
Primo
I actually have a reasonable excuse tonight. I'm going to see NIN and Jane's Addiction!
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 15:31
Danmartigan
Just wanted to say if I saw a midget with an arrow in his neck, I agree, you should probably shoot him.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 15:32
FalconReaper
Still won't be able to make it, this time because I'm replaying Price of Persia The Sands of Time for the millionth time.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 15:54
fetusmilk
i picked up sacred 2 but i think i shouldnt have started with the temple guard. died like 3 times and i just turned it on. magic is slow. you have to stop to use it. and when you try to run away you get hit anyway. maybe try another class.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 17:03
Y0j1mb0
LOL @ DanMartigan
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 17:48
Kraid
I wants to rides a toukan!

It's a goddamn shame I can't play on fridays since I'm working all eveving long ... Oh well.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 18:11
Daxelman
I'm up for Burnout and Killzone, and if Celica is going to go R2, I might be up for it.

Or I'll be jamming with my new SkullCandy earbuds. Either one.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 18:14
Takeshi


I know you've got these Dax. Don't deny it. Don't say anything like "Yeah but other colors". No sir, you've got the exact some ones.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 19:05
IronPikeman
I still don't have my copy of Burnout, but I will be there for everything else. I might jump on some SOCOM as well tonight.

(Insert wise-crack here)
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 19:19
norm9
I was at the GameCrazy about twenty minutes ago, and the sales guy talked me out of buying Sacred 2.

First, I asked him if they had any copies. He said yes, however they only have one copy left and it was sent from without the shrinkwrap (um, yeah right). So I told him no thanks, and then he told me that that was good because the game sucks. Said it was like Two Worlds, but ten times worse. Then said "I just saved you 60 bucks."

I have no problem with a game sucking balls. However, buying it without the shrinkwrap was the clincher for me.

Oh, I'll probably be on for some SOCOM tonight if I end up finishing RE5.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 19:25
Takeshi
@Norm

What a douchebag salesman. I hate it when half the time they don't even know what the fuck they're selling or talking you out or into buying particular games.

"Haze is the shit man! It's with guns and stuff and drugs dude!"

I bought it.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 19:29
Qraze
do you hear that GOD? Takeshi fucking bought it.
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 20:00
Creamsnake
"Yoga... yoga... yoga-yoga-yoga-yoga..."

I'm going to see Star Trek tonight but I may be on for some Street Fighter IV after midnight.

PSN: creamsnake
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 20:02
Takeshi
Oh and GOD, I know you tricked me into buying Haze but fuck man, I've got some dignity too. Why the hell did you let me enjoy it?
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 20:05
IronPikeman
Killzone 2 Dtoid room is up...

Password: TOID
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 20:08
IronPikeman
WHoops... Didn't realize it wasn't until 10. Back to Sacred!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 20:36
Daxelman
Takeshi, I actually got the Smokin' Buds set.

But those would probably be nice too. Mind sending me a pair?
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 22:26
Daxelman
Raep.

It was had.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:06
Takeshi
Dax, I don't want to be that guy. Sending out pink things to under aged boys. What do you think man?!
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 23:39
Black Nexus
BETA, BETA, BETA, BETA, BETA, BETA, BETA, BETA, BETA, BETA, BETA.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 00:40
Takeshi
Just you wait Nexus. When I get back I'm gonna mess you up good! I've got about a month full of rage in me.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 00:58
CelicaCrazed
Alpha was like a squirrel in a piranha tank. I came close to finishing the round with negative points due to all my accidental teamkills >_>

That's two in a row, Alpha. Two in a row.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 01:32
Trev
More like two on nine, Celica. Seriously, Alpha, where were you?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 03:13
Takeshi
This is not good. I need to get them spirits up again. I'll try as hard as I can to renew the Clan blog. Aaaand to get my connection back.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 06:54
FalconReaper
I take it Beta tore Alpha a new Asshole
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 11:51
Trev
@FalconReaper
Yeah, we would have lost even if they didn't have guns. We won bodycount by there just being so much less of us to shoot, but everything else was essentially impossible.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 13:06
Black Nexus
@Takeshi
I was getting pummeled for alot longer than a month when beta wasnt showing up, I can meet your rage and then some.

BTW what happenend to mush, he just vanished mid match.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 18:04
fetusmilk
yeah that was kinda uneven. but i did get a bunch of ribbons thank god.

sacrad 2 was alot of fun as well. thanks for the level jumps j1mb0 and moose
Mary Firefighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2011 08:27
Mary Firefighter
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