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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



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PS3 Friday Night Fights: NEW BLOOD Edition!!
Y0j1mb0 | 2:18 PM on 10.03.2008 37 comments





Time passes, things change and yet they stay the same. Such is Destructoid's PS3 Friday Night Fights. We got ourselves two new hosts who have cemented themselves the de facto hosts of Call of Duty 4 and WipEout HD. That being Ron Burgandy for COD4 and Alexradl for our WipEout HD shenanigans. Welcome them proper by joining their game they're hosting and kicking their asses. For Ron in COD4 that wont be to difficult a task as playing with him in COD4 is like playing Viva Pinita. He being the Pinata that you break for candy. Alexradl may be a different story. New blood is such a wondrous thing.

Keep in mind gents that the flood of new games coming this month will be altering our PS3 Friday Night Fights as we know it. With SOCOM and Resistance 2 coming, so will their inevitable debut in our rotation of games played and enjoyed by us. But let's not look to the future just yet and instead enjoy our present.

Now onto PS3 Friday Night Fights.



The festivities begin with TEKKEN. The time will be 8:30PM EST. Your host will be SantanaClaus aka Moosehole. Time to see if you got what it takes to hang with the big boys. Santana and his Bear are ready to feast on some noobs. See if you can you take that fool out. Somehow I don't foresee that happening. Good luck. You'll need it here.lol.

After that it's none other than COD4. With minty fresh new host!!

[img]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1077/1299784791_af136886dc.jpg?v=0 [/img]

Time: 10pm EST. Ron Burgandy will debut as a host.. Who will be the first one to rape him proper?? Which Devil Dog will feast on his inexperience and lack of a killer instinct?? Who will be moving with him as they destroy the competition?? You. That's right the person reading this will. Get your ass moving and join him and the rest of our A-Team soldier!!

Not to be outdone by Ron, Alexradl will continue to host the futuristic eye melting races of WipEout HD!!


That's my ship yall.

This also will be offered @ the timeslot of 10pm EST for an alternative to the shoot your face off gameplay that is COD4. Think you're good enough to race with Dtoider's best of the best?? Then by all means join us. Just cause you are blazing through the single player easily doesn't mean you can do the same against REAL competition. I foresee plenty of destruction and elimination due to lock on torpedoes and quake bombs. Show us what you got. Keep in mind all you got to do is look for a friends only race, see Alexradl's name and join. Too easy. Eight player races are epic BTW.

Next up...



Let it be known that we here at PS3 FNF can not be accused of lacking diversity as Shipero will be deluding himself he is the next member of the Sex Pistols as he fantasizes of being a Rock Star in ROCK BAND @ 10:30pm EST. Think you can strum that plastic guitar like Jimi Hendrix? Then this is your time to prove you can rock with the best of them in the confines of your living room wearing nothing but your boxers and a cheez whiz stained t shirt. Go get them killer.

And finally the game that has been infused with new life with bikes and trophies. None other than..



Shipero will be hosting yet again @ 11:30pm EST for the night owls the vehicular mayhem that is Burnout Paradise City. Yes for those that can't get enough of that Guns N Roses song and races at the speed of light into incoming traffic, you're game to play is here. We will be tearing up the road as well as acquiring trophies together. Come join the fun and let me add your mugshot to my collection as I did these gentlemen below.


Loser #1: SantanaClaus... LOL.


Loser #2: Shipero... LMAO.

The games are lined up. The times are set. All we need is you. Will you join us?? All interested parties holla below. We'll see you online tonight.





[ Also quick note: Anybody interested in a Buzz! Quiz Tv Night, let me know. I'm thinking of creating one as the game is RIDICULOUSLY FUN but need to know if there is enough interest in it to do so. ]



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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:24
shipero
The Sex Pistols... aren't they that electronica group from the mid 90's that you like so much?
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:30
CountingConflict
If i'm sober enough I should be on wipeout and burnout.... IF i'm sober enough. I also gotta play a few games of NHL 09 with Samit though.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:31
MrSadistic
yojimbo listens to Chumbawamba
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:32
Y0j1mb0
Shipero:

What ever do you mean?? :)
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:38
Geoff Henao
If I'm home tonight, I'll Rock Band with you, Shipero.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:39
Alexradl
Also, I'll be playing the newly acquired LBP beta from 8:30 to 10:00 so let me know if any of you guys want to join me. I'll be there for Burnout too.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:42
shipero
@Yojimbo
*Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss*
I am an antichrist.
I am an anarchist.
*Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss*
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:47
njsykora
Yojimbo. Any Buzz night being planned give me a shout immediately. I freaking own that game.

Also, no-one stands a hope in hell against me in Wipeout once I've climbed into my EG-X. You Piranha bitches don't have a chance.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:52
Y0j1mb0
Team Assegai will CRUSH the pitiful joke of a team called EG-X.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 14:56
shipero
Yeah, go Team Assegai. Until I unlock Auricom at least. Then all I have to say is: USA! USA! USA!
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 15:03
Mushman
If I can be arsed waking up until then, count me in for Wipeout, Tekken (Feng- Wei, YAAAAY!!) and of course, the one and only COD4.

If not, have a good one y'all! :)
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 15:07
king3vbo
I finally got Wipeout, if I get home in time I'll be all for it
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 15:11
DarkTravesty
i'll be up for some cod 4.. ready to last stand everyone :D
DigitalD562's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 15:12
DigitalD562
Wipeout HD sounds good.
@ Alexradl
I'm down for a little LBP action. But I might be going out at around 9.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 15:56
grassr00ts
i should be in for some cod4, can't wait!
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 16:45
IronPikeman
Team Harimau FTW! I'm in for Wipeout and possibly some post FNF decimation, in various other games. If you care to join me the PSN is: IronPikeman





Oops how did my 2 new skins, for the best team in Wipeout, get here?!?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 16:56
Y0j1mb0
LOL @ Iron Pike.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 17:11
Gameboi
I'll be around for some Call of Duty 4, as usual.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 17:31
Takeshi
I hate Wipeout! There, I said it. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to play some proper games that don't mind if you've got more than 50 people on your friendslist.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 18:16
Daxelman
Hey Yojimbo, save a spot for me Next Week on FNF.

I'm bringing the hell on Burnout Paradise.

Don't exactly know when, but hopefully sometime before FNF starts.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 18:40
Naim Master
F* I NEED SOEM WARHAWK..i'll get my PS3 in over 3 weeks, with warhawk , MGS4 and LBP, so anybody fancy some MGO matches???
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 19:00
RonBurgandy2010
Who will be the first one to rape him proper?? Which Devil Dog will feast on his inexperience and lack of a killer instinct??

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just wait.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 19:20
Daxelman
Ron:

There's a bounty on your head in Paradise City, it's really low, but I am to take it.

Watch yo self, foo.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 19:46
njsykora
Santana, you haven't been on Tekken all night. Only person I've seen on there was Yojimbo.

Anyway, Wipeout at 10. And you miserable beginners too scared to move away from the safety of Assegai will soon come to feel the pain from EG-X and Harimau.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 20:25
Y0j1mb0
Ron becomes a host a loses his mind... LMAO.
thebza's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 21:09
thebza
i'm in for wipeoutHD

PSN - thebza451
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 21:09
Y0j1mb0
Confirmed: Santana is Grumpy.

:)
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2008 08:32
Takeshi
Confirmed: Takeshi is ill.

:(
VisMortua's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2008 09:59
VisMortua
Missed this one, but hopefully be able to get around for the next. PSN = VisIniquity
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/05/2008 00:58
fetusmilk
i was clearing some races on wipeout and never got invited. do i smell or something?

also noticed k0wb0y-b33b0p is no longer in my friends list.

once again do i smell or something??

man i forgot how much i missed wipeout. brings back so many memories.

next to midnight club as the best racing games ever.
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