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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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PS3 Friday Night Fights: I CAN'T MOVE EDITION
Y0j1mb0 | 2:59 PM on 11.27.2009 31 comments






I honestly think I ate too much. Sure I've said that before after eating a bit more than usual but the excess Thanksgiving dinner I gorged on still beckoned me today. I have enough food in my kitchen to feed the whole neighborhood. Custard pies. Pumpkin pies. Turkey. Ham. Deviled eggs. Cream potatoes with gravy. Collard greens. Pernil ( a heavenly Spanish delicatessen ), arroz con pollo, platanos, and a even more is bursting out of my fridge and kitchen counter. I've eaten myself into Jabba the Hut status. I can't move from my couch. I'm like a beached whale by the shore. I had to tell my wife to get my laptop so I can do this very post. Dear lord, help me.

Lets get this rotation of games started. Some minor changes due to the accommodating of hosts not being available for the holidays and a prior game's DLC droppage.


8PM EST: Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Host: Santanaclaus89 (PSN: Moosehole)

Yeah, Marvel vs Capcom 2 is being played still. Why? Cause its fun that's why. That and I love kicking people's ass with Jill Valentine's Tyrant super! Moose will be ready to throw down, will you? Join us and see who will be the first to utter the words " This game is cheap/broken" first.


9PM EST: Borderlands Host: Me (PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p )

If you haven't traded this game in yet ( and if you have...you're plum loco ) the DLC just dropped and it has a pretty big island for you to explore. Did I mention it's zombie infected and kicks major ass? No? Well I just did. Join me as I wade through the landscape looking for a new guns and new loot. They got fucking Were-scags man.

After that its none other than evil Activision's evil game...


10PM EST: Modern Warfare 2 Host: Santanaclaus89 (PSN: Moosehole)

We wrap up the night with MW2. Moose is hosting again and he's looking for some devil dogs to roll with. Come join us and see if fellow Dtoider AJ will nuke some random teams at the last minute, that thinks they're winning, over and over and over again. That shit never gets old.

Well the games have been set, the hosts will be hosting, all we need is a bevy of alcohol and you. We'll be waiting. Now if I can just roll off this couch and crawl to the bathroom...



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Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 15:23
Black Nexus
I haven't eaten myself into beach whale status so i'll be there for borderlands
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 15:43
Y0j1mb0
Damn I look crazy!
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 15:44
Black Nexus
thats the itis at work folks.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 16:07
Anonymouse
God, I really have to get into this, but I just don't have these games yet. I'll be on after Christmas.

Oh, and cool shoes bro.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 16:08
Daxelman
My brother has my PS3 and likes to play Tekken 6.

If you catch him, er, I dunno, record the ass kicking maybe?
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 16:11
BS3 Owner
I saw that DLC for Borderlands.
That does look "Plum Loco"

But i cannot, bring myself to stop playing "Lost in Nightmares" 720p Trailer!!!!!
(( That also dropped. ))

@ Y0j1mb0
It's only because you are wearing shorts. My place isn't ever above 65 Degrees.
(( Unless there is Company. Like the local SWAT Team. ))
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 16:25
FalconReaper
No Uncharted 2 ? Eh, I'll live. Count me in for MW2
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 16:39
CelicaCrazed
I'm going to download MAG first, play that till the servers shut down and then hop on over to BF:BC2. People are welcome to join me, though I don't really know what time I'll be getting home at.

I love it how all my gaming is coming from free sources right now.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 16:50
Kyle MacGregor
No Killzone? No dice.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 16:56
Y0j1mb0
Solgrim:

SOCOM is just taking a brief break, when the DLC comes out you best be sure it will be back on.

CelicaCrazed:

Have at least two hours to spare for that MAG download. its like 2 friggin' gigs and then some.

Cadtalfryn:

Killzone2 has moved to Saturday Nights. I believe the lovely Elsa hosts it.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 17:04
ikiryou
Borderlands sounds like a winner, if your party list isn't filled yet.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 18:48
mix
I will be playing Borderlands tonight 100% (have DLC, will work)

I think you used to be on my friends list but then you deleted me cause I'm a big loser :( , or something Lol

PSN: Saffron
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 19:08
Takeshi
I won't be joining tonight, I've got stuff to do tomorrow. Plus I already kicked the Borderlands DLC's ass with Shipero!

p.s. you're adopted.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 19:17
Black Nexus
I downloaded the mag beta in 5 min, what kind of screwed up internet provider do you people use.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 19:20
bodybreak
i wish i could participate in FNF's... but i've always got social obligations (damned RL friends) because ever other night i'm bogged down with homework and late closing shifts.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 20:15
Elsa
I'm babysitting my nephew tonight... so I guess I'll be playing Wii sports - though he'll have to show me how, I've never used a Wii before (though I want to borrow their Wii at some point and try some Wii games).
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 20:17
Trebz
My friend and I are switching off on MW2 anyway, so I might as well drop in on the FNF action.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 20:20
fetusmilk
just finished uncharted2. i wanna play borderlands but im level 16 on first play through
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 20:39
Daxelman
@Elsa: RENT BOOM BLOX.

YOU WILL NEVER REGRET IT.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2009 22:34
Samit Sarkar
What about Uncharted 2? DOUGHNUT DRAKE/LAZAREVIC, DOUBLE CASH, AND A FREE MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 01:43
Elsa
@Dax... I bought my nephew Boom Blox last year for Christmas!... though I didn't see your message till just now (back from looking after him). We played Wii sports and some shaun white snowboarding with the wiifit board!

Hope everyone else had a good FNF!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 12:26
mix
I played Borderlands all by myself for like 2 hours last night....

;_;
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 14:22
sylphx
That..... is the ugliest couch I've ever seen.
Crunshiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 14:59
Crunshiii
/sigh no one will critter crunch with me ; ;

/sadpanda!
Novakaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 18:40
Novakaine
Samit's got it right. I've been waiting for an Uncharted 2 game night since it came out dammit!
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2009 01:18
bottled dark
that modern warfare 2 pic is the truth.
i hate that game for sniping me so many times.
Samson's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 10:43
Samson
Indeed you gotta love the itis!
Something tells me I'll be throwing down with my friends in Marvel vs. capcom 2 for years to come. And indeed, your cod mw2 pic is the truth.
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