I don't know what I'm more excited about..The Metal Gear Beta just around the corner being live or PS3 Friday Night Fights. Both, really. Friday is here but Monday can't get here soon enough. Enough gushing over the Metal Gear Beta let's get to the festivities at hand. I live for our PS3 Friday Night Fights as I derive nourishment from the death I distribute to all stupid enough to be in my line of fire online.

Right about here I insert some pep talk to get you all jazzed up to come join us and experience the wonders of teamwork, camaraderie, making fun of Takeshi & Santana Claus's weak game and the raping we give our mutual enemies on the battlefield. Yes sir, then I would normally make fun of some one's comical game deficiencies like naib or liam and how they are like our online mascots..not bad players but they do cheer us up with their antics.

But I refuse to go thru those shenanigans to get you to enlist in the world's greatest online platoon, Detructoid's own Doom Patrol if you will. The PS3 Mafia. Let's get the Games and Times rolling and see just how many of you guys are going to stand next to me in our glorious day of reckoning that is called PS3 Friday Night Fights.



Mr.Sadistic's doesn't play anything else in his PS3 but this game. Think about that. The man wakes up in the morning, eats some Fruit Loops, turns on his PS3 and plays this game with bots on GOD Mode. He rapes the bots too. Then he gets online and rapes everybody he meets. Then he makes himself some lunch usually some body parts in his fridge from people he kills earlier in the week, then he gets back on his PS3 and does that whole routine over again. Rinse and repeat for dinner time.

Will you stop this UT3 Tsunami that is Sadistic?? Can you stand tall enough and brave enough to enter the arena with him and take his ass out? Personally I'd pay to see that.

Mr.Sadistic will be Hosting. The Time to be there will be 8pm EST. He'll be the one with twenty more kills than you if your good. If your bad..make that 50 more kills than you. May hap you may be the one to challenge and dethrone his winning streak.
* snicker * Who know? Maybe his partner in arms Sadie will be there to blow your face off too.



This be my territory. No need to worry with me. I'm not an exceptional killer. But that's why I have others that stand by me on the field of combat that more than make up for my combat inadequacies. Devil dogs like Samit, Ponyboy, Dark Travesty, 311, Naib, Brainderailment, Corak, and our new Assassin in training Gameboi. Don't worry if your game is not up to snuff, join us anyway, as an elite commando unit we hunger for new challenges as well as new recruits.

Yours Truly y0j1mb0 aka k0wb0y-b33b0p will be Hosting. The Time to be there will be 9:30pm EST. If you're not on my friend's list yet.. send me a friend request as I finally made room on my friend's list. Also put everyone you can from Dtoid on your friend's list as this will guarantee you being invited to get your game on with us.



The Lands of Warhawk belong to our residential Jack the Ripper, Shipero. And now that he has new toys to play with due to the new Broken Mirror Map Pack.. I fear someones going to get raped..in the butt!! To say that he will cut you with his knife is not a prediction..it is a matter of time.. a certainty that will befall you. Whether on air, on Jeeps, on Tanks, on Foot, with a rocket launcher, with a flamethrower, with a sniper, just bring your "A" game because brother you're going to need it.

Shipero will be Hosting. The time to be there will be 11pm EST. Just enter your Warhawk game, look for buddies, locate Shipero and enter his game. The server will be open and it will be ranked to ensure everybody can get your rank and medals on. Expect plenty of mayhem and plenty of action.

[ NOTE: While the folks on COD4 will be hunting terrorists @ 9:30pm to 11pm, Shipero will be Roaming playing either RockBand for you Rockers to Burnout Paradise for you hardcore arcade racer fans prior to Hosting Warhawk. If your interested in any of those two endeavours I recommend you either let him know below in the comments section or PM here in Destrucoid or PSN. ]

There's nothing else to say here my fellow Dtoiders except three more questions. Are you MAN enough to join us? Have you yet to participate and are sitting on the ouside looking in? Do you have what it takes to partake in the epicness of Destructoid's PS3 Friday Night Fights?

If the answer is yes to any one of those, join us, leave your PSN tag for all to see, and share with us the glory of victory.