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It seems either you guys had your fill of getting your collective asses kicked by our Soul Calibur IV fighter extraordinaire SantanaClaus or you traded your game in for the upcoming Little Big Planet because ya'll aint showing up to the wonders of Soul Calibur IV at our 8:30 timeslot. Being the democratic people we are we put a blog yesterday to see what game you wanted to take it's place. TEKKEN 5 won hands down.
Rarely do I join the 8:30pm crowd as my old lady actually wants to watch retarded reality shows on my glorious TV instead of hers, but I believe it's time for me to enter the fray again and instill in you pathetic would be TEKKEN players the fear of Bruce Irvin. The character I roll with. To further illustrate what you will be experiencing in our matches should you foolishly enter the arena, I have a video clip of numerous combos I shall be implementing on you for the future rape I shall employ on you.
Study that well padewans. Your lessons in pain may prove fruitful as a teaching tool.
The festivities begin with TEKKEN. The time will be 8:30PM EST. Your host will be SantanaClaus aka Moosehole. Time to see if you got what it takes to hang with the big boys. Santana, Ha-Puken and I are ready to feast on some noobs. See if you can make us eat our words. Somehow I don't foresee that happening. Good luck. You'll need it here.lol.
Time: 10:30pm EST. I, Y0j1mb0, will be hosting. Who will roll with me tonight?? Which Devil Dogs will howl at the moon and instill terror to all who will face us tonight?? Who will be moving with us as we destroy the competition?? You. That's right the person reading this will. Get your ass moving and join me soldier!!
[[ Blogger's Note: For those not man enough to join us in our warfare, there will be a ROCKBAND soiree hosted by Shipero stating at the same time as COD4 for all you girlie glam rock wannabes. There's also a Tupperware party, followed by an Avon get together at Shipero's too. Again Time for this will coincide with COD4: 10:30 pm EST ]]
Psst. Get that new Map Pack with JETPACKS for Warhawk now.
And Finally WARHAWK. Have I mentioned that there are JETPACKS in the new map pack?? And that they're FUCKING AWESOME. That if you don't own them you suck at life?? Shipero will be your host. And just in case you missed all the hints I was dropping about jetpacks in Warhawk. Here's another PEEK at those JETPACKS in action.
Now that you soiled your pants, Join us tonight to get reacquainted with the controls and let's have at it. The time for WARHAWK will be 11:30pm. Server:DESTRUCTOID, Password "toid" Hope to see the lot of you there. That means YOU!! All interested parties leave your PSN below.
I'll be there for some COD4. I've been a little sort on cash the past few weeks, so I still haven't gotten Warhawk, but...I'll definitely have it by next week's FNF (that also goes for tekken).
Tonight more maps will have Jetpacks enabled and by more I mean all. So the Fallen Star expansion is a must for anyone wanting to join us. Also no more small deathmatch maps with jetpacks Garden Showdown is a bit too hectic when everyone's airborne.
damnit i think i have to get warhawk tonight. altough i do need to play my mercs2. maybe i'll join the cod4 frag fest of fun. me being the one getting fraged. alot...
And once again I has not the games for tonights fight.
I would love to Soul Caliber 4 and own some fools with Tira style(of course i'd use a Custom Char), but:
A)Don't own it yet.
B)My home network isn't compatible with SC4's online for some reason. I got a lot of network error disconnections the week I rented it. Hopefully though, the network at college will be more accommodating once I get SC4.
Also, whatever happened to Solid Snake Saturdays? Is there a new day for Dtoid MGO madness, or am I the last Dtoider who plays MGO?
I shall be joining you, good gentlemen, as my Friday night D&D'rs are all lameasses who canceled.
Hence the Tekken Yoshimitsu rampage shall begin, followed with some hardcore camping action in CoD, rounded out with landmine 'Toepick' action in Warhawk.
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Fine *Sad Face* I will play it with my other buddies. I hope nobody shows up to Tekken *Mean Face*
lol, have fun without me >:(
Also, JETPACKS BITCHES!!
PSN:ozenking well here it is
King 4 life.
I would love to Soul Caliber 4 and own some fools with Tira style(of course i'd use a Custom Char), but:
A)Don't own it yet.
B)My home network isn't compatible with SC4's online for some reason. I got a lot of network error disconnections the week I rented it. Hopefully though, the network at college will be more accommodating once I get SC4.
Also, whatever happened to Solid Snake Saturdays? Is there a new day for Dtoid MGO madness, or am I the last Dtoider who plays MGO?
Hence the Tekken Yoshimitsu rampage shall begin, followed with some hardcore camping action in CoD, rounded out with landmine 'Toepick' action in Warhawk.
You'll believe a mine can fly...
PSN:ozenking