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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

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PS3 Friday Night Fights: Bruce Irwin, COD4 and JETPACKS. OH YEAH!!
Y0j1mb0 | 2:21 PM on 09.05.2008 28 comments




It seems either you guys had your fill of getting your collective asses kicked by our Soul Calibur IV fighter extraordinaire SantanaClaus or you traded your game in for the upcoming Little Big Planet because ya'll aint showing up to the wonders of Soul Calibur IV at our 8:30 timeslot. Being the democratic people we are we put a blog yesterday to see what game you wanted to take it's place. TEKKEN 5 won hands down.

Rarely do I join the 8:30pm crowd as my old lady actually wants to watch retarded reality shows on my glorious TV instead of hers, but I believe it's time for me to enter the fray again and instill in you pathetic would be TEKKEN players the fear of Bruce Irvin. The character I roll with. To further illustrate what you will be experiencing in our matches should you foolishly enter the arena, I have a video clip of numerous combos I shall be implementing on you for the future rape I shall employ on you.



Study that well padewans. Your lessons in pain may prove fruitful as a teaching tool.

The festivities begin with TEKKEN. The time will be 8:30PM EST. Your host will be SantanaClaus aka Moosehole. Time to see if you got what it takes to hang with the big boys. Santana, Ha-Puken and I are ready to feast on some noobs. See if you can make us eat our words. Somehow I don't foresee that happening. Good luck. You'll need it here.lol.


Next up: COD4.

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Time: 10:30pm EST. I, Y0j1mb0, will be hosting. Who will roll with me tonight?? Which Devil Dogs will howl at the moon and instill terror to all who will face us tonight?? Who will be moving with us as we destroy the competition?? You. That's right the person reading this will. Get your ass moving and join me soldier!!

[[ Blogger's Note: For those not man enough to join us in our warfare, there will be a ROCKBAND soiree hosted by Shipero stating at the same time as COD4 for all you girlie glam rock wannabes. There's also a Tupperware party, followed by an Avon get together at Shipero's too. Again Time for this will coincide with COD4: 10:30 pm EST ]]


Psst. Get that new Map Pack with JETPACKS for Warhawk now.


And Finally WARHAWK. Have I mentioned that there are JETPACKS in the new map pack?? And that they're FUCKING AWESOME. That if you don't own them you suck at life?? Shipero will be your host. And just in case you missed all the hints I was dropping about jetpacks in Warhawk. Here's another PEEK at those JETPACKS in action.



Now that you soiled your pants, Join us tonight to get reacquainted with the controls and let's have at it. The time for WARHAWK will be 11:30pm. Server:DESTRUCTOID, Password "toid" Hope to see the lot of you there. That means YOU!! All interested parties leave your PSN below.



Also, JETPACKS KICK ASS!!



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Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 14:40
Celdurant
I'm down for Call of Duty 4 and some intense jetpack action, as usual.

PSN: Celdurant for those not on my PSN buddy list.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 14:42
Corak
Should be able to get on for some COD4 tonight.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 14:44
Alexradl
I'll be there for some COD4. I've been a little sort on cash the past few weeks, so I still haven't gotten Warhawk, but...I'll definitely have it by next week's FNF (that also goes for tekken).
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 14:49
shipero
Tonight more maps will have Jetpacks enabled and by more I mean all. So the Fallen Star expansion is a must for anyone wanting to join us. Also no more small deathmatch maps with jetpacks Garden Showdown is a bit too hectic when everyone's airborne.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 14:49
JACK of No Trades
FUCK TEKKEN! Whats so wrong with Soul Calibur? You guys must suck at it, because it is 100x times better than that Lagtastic Tekken game.

Fine *Sad Face* I will play it with my other buddies. I hope nobody shows up to Tekken *Mean Face*


lol, have fun without me >:(
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 14:52
Y0j1mb0
Don't worry Jack. I'll still kill your ass in COD4, you know, like usual. :D


Also, JETPACKS BITCHES!!
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 15:01
grassr00ts
ill be in for cod4, as long as my building isn't on fire,
aj2good4you2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 15:14
aj2good4you2
ill be there for TEH JETPAKS!
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 15:23
Trev
I really want to be around, but I think I'm booked for the evening. If I make it back, I'll jump on. I need some sweet, sweet jetpacks.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 15:23
shipero
I have to say that there is nothing more satisfying than a successful mid-air knifing.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 15:26
fetusmilk
damnit i think i have to get warhawk tonight. altough i do need to play my mercs2. maybe i'll join the cod4 frag fest of fun. me being the one getting fraged. alot...
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 15:42
dephect
Im down for some Tupperware.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 15:46
Too Much Coffee Man
Oh no wonder i couldn't figure out how to use the jetpack. it's only in the new maps. lol.
ozenking's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 15:51
ozenking
Im in so get ready to get wrecked oh yeah and first time on destroctiod

PSN:ozenking well here it is
Iron Gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 16:35
Iron Gamer
Unfortunately I'll have to FNF another night with you guys... SOCOM Beta has my life now!
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 17:20
BulletTrain
DAMN. I want to get in on some tekken action, but I don't have it downloaded.

King 4 life.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 17:40
DarkTravesty
indeed socom beta!
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 17:50
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
And once again I has not the games for tonights fight.

I would love to Soul Caliber 4 and own some fools with Tira style(of course i'd use a Custom Char), but:
A)Don't own it yet.
B)My home network isn't compatible with SC4's online for some reason. I got a lot of network error disconnections the week I rented it. Hopefully though, the network at college will be more accommodating once I get SC4.


Also, whatever happened to Solid Snake Saturdays? Is there a new day for Dtoid MGO madness, or am I the last Dtoider who plays MGO?
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 18:02
Ha-Puken
Bruce Irwin? Who the fuck is that, the crocodile hunter's retarded cousin? Eithr way, you're going down, mate!
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 18:21
manta
I'm making a poker room if anyone is online and wants to chill
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 18:46
balth
I shall be joining you, good gentlemen, as my Friday night D&D'rs are all lameasses who canceled.

Hence the Tekken Yoshimitsu rampage shall begin, followed with some hardcore camping action in CoD, rounded out with landmine 'Toepick' action in Warhawk.

You'll believe a mine can fly...
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 20:49
Takeshi
Too bad I've got to miss out on all the fun...
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 22:11
Qraze
godammit, i'll be back on in two weeks
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 00:42
Shin Oni
man...I want a PS3 just to slap you silly in Tekken 5...you just don't know sir....
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 02:28
grassr00ts
i tried to get on cod, but wouldn't let me... strange
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 11:03
Gameboi
I've been playing the hell out of CoD4 lately, but couldn't make it :-(
ozenking's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 16:54
ozenking
didnt show up i phail ill show up this friday

PSN:ozenking
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