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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



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PS3 Friday Night Fights: Blowing up MORE SH!T than Blehman Edition!
Y0j1mb0 | 1:09 PM on 06.05.2009 41 comments




Its Friday gentlemen and that means only one thing... Destructoid's PS3 Friday Night Fights!! This is going to be short & sweet. For those who don't know the deal this is where Dtoiders get together for online fisticuffs with one another and have a blast fighting,racing, shooting with one another or against each other for shit talking rights as well as for some good all around fun.

Haven't joined us yet? Been lurking in these posts thinking: Maybe next time? Well next time is now. Join in the festivities. We promise not to bite, well I don't know about Sadistic but we I can vouch for the rest. All you have to do is look for the hosts below and join their online games or send them a PM. Don't be scared to send them a friend request. They'll accept. Just tell them you're from Dtoid and tell them you're a hot horny girl. That will usually do the trick.

Now to our rotation of games and times!


8PM EST & After the KILLZONE CLAN MATCH: Red Faction Demo Host: JackOfNoTrades (PSN: JackOfNoTrades85)

It all starts with Red Faction Guerilla Multiplay. Jack is hosting a little ostrich hammer action. So if you managed to snag the game, join in. Jack loves this game. Jack loves this game more than his woman. I hear before he plays this game he liberally applies lubricant to parts you don't want to know about. The man even wrote a blog about this game and how he loves to blow shit up. If blowing shit up is your bag ( and who doesn't like to do that? ) then join Jack and Co. on the mayhem and destruction that is Red Faction.



9PM EST or Earlier:Killzone 2 Pre-match warm up and 11PM CLAN BATTLE: Host: IronPikeman (PSN: IronPikeman)

IronPikeman is still covering for Takeshi, who's still out of commission. Tonight's pre-match warmup will be hosting by him. Join the fray and answer the elusive FNF question: Will Trev ever stop hiding like a little girl in Killzone 2? I think I know the answer already. Once the warm up is complete then join as Team Alpha and Team BETA go at head to head. The last time Alpha barely won...this time Beta will crush them.


12PM EST: SOCOM: Confrontation Hosts: Y0j1mb0 (PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p)

This is a 100% GO. I'm calling on all SOCOM clan members tonight to bring their asses to the frontlines. Its been a awhile since I played this game and I'm in the mood to smoke some fools. I'm calling you all out tonight: Daxelman, Trev, AJ, Primo, DeanR, Syckness, IronPikeman, Solgrim, Jay, naib, and anybody else who I forgot to include. LETS DO THIS TONIGHT SOLDIERS.



As always Street Fighter IV will be on tap but due to it being 2 player action, just leave your PSN name below if you feel like tussling with somebody. If you ask nicely I'll join you in a few matches and make it quick and painless for you. I'm nice like that. See you online gents.



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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:11
blehman
Oh no you didn't! *snaps*
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:12
Y0j1mb0
Oh YES I DID!!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:18
blehman
Consider it broughten then.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:20
Jesus H Christ
I might be on for some street fightin'.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:25
Corak
Goin drinkin, good beer garden weather here today, have fun fellas, maybe I'll see ya next week.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:34
Geoff Henao
I'm in the same boat as Corak, except substitute "abandoned office building" with "beer garden." Regardless, Uncharted 2 Beta has to happen.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:48
ZekeThePlumber
No Uncharted beta? I'll be up for it after 9PM EST. PSN ID is ZekeThePlumber.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:49
adultswim810
ITS SUMMER I MAY BE ON FOR KZ2!!!
when is that high precision patch coming?
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 14:07
Mushman
I'm sooo up for some Killzone 2.


The high precision mode/control scheme is great to play with and I've been rocking it a couple of days now. Yeah, it's a little weird to play with, but it is a pleasant surprise as well.

Me and my spawn grenades are ready for the clan match.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 14:21
Daxelman
I won't be able to run Socom with you guiez.

My Curfew still takes effect at 11 Central Time, even though I'm out of school, nearly aced all of my finals, TAKS, all other tests, and literally have abso-fucking-lutly nothing to do for the next...2 or so months.

FML.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 14:21
Y0j1mb0
You know I forgot about Uncharted Beta. I'm down if anyone wants to. Just send me a PM sometime tonight! Ya'll should know my PSN tag.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 14:40
s0lesurviv0r
Anyone willing to watch me flail about with my new SE Fightstick on SF4?

PSN: s0lesurviv0r1981
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 15:04
Mushman
@Daxelman.


The fuck is wrong with your parents???

Tell them to get a fucking grip, and stand up to their Nazi-like behaviour and rules.

You are not living in a concentration camp, those curfew rules are bullshit, never had to deal with that type of wank.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 15:07
Josh Tolentino
I'm up to join in the GeoMod 2.0 destruction! Sign me up.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 15:07
Daxelman
I would, but then they might throw my PS3 out the window like they did with my N64.
Dan O'Connor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 15:19
Dan O'Connor
hey yojimbo, can you add me to your clan? i talked to takeshi and he said his internet is crapping up, and that i really need to ask you anyway as it's your turn to add a player? i promise i'm good :D
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 15:28
Mushman
@Daxelman

I'm sorry to sat this but your parents would not be out of place living in Nazi germany, that curfrew is utter bullshit.

What did you do to get that in the first place, plot to kill the pope? I cannot fathom why your parets are that evil, talk about driving your own offspring away.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 15:42
Qraze
i never had a curfew. if i ever wanted to leave, i did. right out the door w/o so much as a glance back. i'm also gonna whup up on some alpha tonight. leave now.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 15:44
DarkTravesty
killzone maybe i'll show. i do have the uncharted 2 beta i'd like to play that possibly.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 15:50
Black Nexus
Im going to get red faction now so I can blow stuff up TO THE MAXXXXX.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 15:55
Trev
Jimbo seems to be confusing my brutally cunning stealth for his time as a saboteur playing dress up. You're living a lie, old man. You only get to look like the winning team, while we live it.

(alright, alpha, you totally can't bitch out and not show now. multiple gauntlets: thrown)

And Mush, you better be careful with those smoke grenades. There's no more immunity on them.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 16:00
IronPikeman
My parents were very similar when I was about 16. They would always blame everything on my addiction, and they would cut my TV time / Game time / Computer time, but being the sneaky bastard I was, I always found a way to play. My parents gave up when it finally hit them, that when I'm wasn't grounded my grades were great, and when I was my grades would dip. Maybe if you can prove to them that you can manage playing games and keeping up your grades they might reconsider. It took a while for me to convince my parents, but now they don't give a flying shit what I do...

Anyway, I'll be on for KZ2 (obviously), SOCOM, Uncharted 2, and maybe some Sacred if anyone's up for it. I might show up for Red Faction if I decide to pick it up or not; I'm still not sure whether I'll enjoy it or not, even after playing the Demo and Beta.

Also: I'll put up the KZ2 room around 8pm or 9pm EST.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 16:15
norm9
I'll be on for some SOCOM tonight.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 16:38
JACK of No Trades
"Jack loves this game more than his woman."

I won't disagree with that lol
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 17:14
Daxelman
[warning: TL;DR comment post coming up]

I've been keeping up my grades for the last 5 years, I study only what confuses me, which Is why I spend considerably less time studying than playing video games. I'm currently creeping a 3.2 for my Sophmore year in highschool, which is much better than it was last year, when I was sort of an addict. And much better than nearly 50% of the kids that go to my school.

I don't even play games as much as I used to, I mostly spend my time listening to music or writing. Recently it's been Hulu though.

I've learned to manage GT/Pre AP classes, demanding Fine arts, and soon to be writer for the school newspaper (I review games!), and my entertainment at the same time. I can understand if it was during the school year, but it's only the second day of summer, and I'm getting flack for staying up late.

College can't come soon enough. Maybe then I can stop complaining and ranting. And start drinking the sadness away.

Anyways, I am up for Killzone 2. Need to figure out a way to scrape up cash for Marvel vs Capcom 2 though. I'm going pro in that game. Evo 2011 won't know what hit them, mark my words...I'm coming for you Yipes...
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 17:32
Y0j1mb0
@The Reborn:

Send me a friend request. I'll give you the opportunity you crave to kick my ass in SF IV but you better bring it brother! :D
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 18:22
de BLOO
.....Remember when I said I got a PS3 for $150?

I got swindled....now Im $150 poorer and farther away from getting a PS3

T_T
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 18:24
Primo
:(
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 18:57
Josh Tolentino
@De Bloo


What?! How did that happen?
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 19:30
SilverDragon1979
I have worked like 60 or 70 hours this week guys and I'm completely destroyed. As much as I would like to join in the fun tonight I think I'm gonna have to pass. Sorry guys.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 19:36
IronPikeman
@Jack: LOL!

@Daxleman: I have no idea why your parents would care how you spent your free time, since your grades are great. You might want to try having a chat with them about it.

@De Bloo: What happened man? I know a guy that knows a guy that takes care of "things" like this, if you know what I mean...lol
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 19:54
fetusmilk
@Daxelman: you should show your parents those articles about kids running away when parents control there game playing.

they obviously dont understand there own child. they should never threaten you for something that is an interest to you.and should work WITH you to come to an agreement on times to play and how long.

then again if your 18 you should ignore them and lock yourself in your room.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 20:10
de BLOO
I decided to blog about it>_>.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 21:54
Daxelman
OH HELL NO

Fucking Steel & Titanium pack. Can't even join as a Spectator.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 22:08
IronPikeman
BETA - Nexus = Bitches

You guys didn't show up, and I know more than one of you has the Map pack. Well, next week the other Map Pack will be available; so, you guys better find a way to buy that shit before we start using them for the Clan battle... That means you^^
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 22:30
Black Nexus
um beta, WTF it was 5 on 1 I'm happy I won bodycount because thats all I could do.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2009 03:20
CelicaCrazed
Eh sorry about the no-show. I was expecting to be back for the Clan Match but didn't get home till almost midnight. Plus I don't have the map pack so it wouldn't have mattered if I had made it back in time >_>
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2009 10:16
linuxguy
pikeman, I think because a lot of us don't have the DLC.
If I could buy it I would but as it seems sony doesn't want my monies.
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